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Mare Bible Awarding ta Kids
The fallowing statements abcat the Bible were written children and
have net been retconned er ccn' eci' ed it Eh, had spelling has been left in)
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle cf Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Jos hue talt his stand
still and him.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He taught with the
a race cf people wha lived in Biblical times.
Saleman, we cf Davids sens, had 200 wives and 700 porcupines.
When Mary heard that she was the matieral Jesus, she sang the
Magna Berta.
Then the three Wise Guys the east arrived and tau Jesus in the
Jesus was barn because Mary had an Immaculate .
St. Jahn, the blacksmith, dumped water w his head.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says dc we ta ethers befire
they we ta yew
He alsa explained that "Man does nat live by sweat mane".
It was a miricle when Jesus me the dead and managed ta get the
tam butane eff the entrance.
The maple who fallowed Jesus were called the 12 decibles.
The epistles were the wives cf the apostles.
One cf the opossums was St. Matthew wha was alsa a toximan.
St. Paul cavorted ta Christianity. He preached the haly , which
is another name far marriage.
A Christian should have caly cne spouse. This is called .
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