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#115 - xatrainx (04/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How do you confuse a blond girl






you paint yourself green and throw forks at her
#1 - LemonNADE (04/05/2011) [+] (12 replies)
So a guy jumps into a pile of mud...  
  
  
Turns out it's quicksand and he dies infront of his friend who's recording him.
So a guy jumps into a pile of mud...


Turns out it's quicksand and he dies infront of his friend who's recording him.
#138 - zhooker (04/06/2011) [+] (13 replies)
What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?






A dead baby nailed to ten trees.
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#97 - fungusamongus (04/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
a kid I know told me a joke like this, then he shot up the school
#63 - Immachargin (04/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - funnyfuuuuuu (04/05/2011) [-]
Once upon a time, a hawk was in a meadow. The hawk saw a field mouse and said nothing because it is a bird of prey. It then proceeded to eat the mouse's flesh from it's bones.
#145 - zhooker (04/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
A baby seal walks into a club...
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#58 - fantastcmrfawkes (04/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
themajestictaco beat me to it but heres a picture.
User avatar #32 - candytaker (04/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?





Cancer
#160 - zhooker (04/06/2011) [-]




A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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#309 - alexanderjameson (04/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What kind of man eats a watermellon, fried chicken and drinks grape juice all in one meal?

A hungry man.
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#33 - Themajestictaco (04/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.
#222 - Grohlisgod (04/06/2011) [-]
what did the homeless, blind, and deaf child with no legs get for christmas???


.......Cancer
#216 - butsecks **User deleted account** (04/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
a man walks into a bar, asks for a glass of water.  
  
the bartender pulls out a shotgun, shoots at the man, barely missing him.  
  
the man kindly thanks the bartender, puts a tip in the jar, and leaves  
  
why the thankyou and the tip?
a man walks into a bar, asks for a glass of water.

the bartender pulls out a shotgun, shoots at the man, barely missing him.

the man kindly thanks the bartender, puts a tip in the jar, and leaves

why the thankyou and the tip?
#218 to #216 - kierannnn (04/06/2011) [-]
Because he had hiccups and needed to be scared..
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