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#115 - xatrainx
Reply +76
(04/06/2011) [-]
How do you confuse a blond girl






you paint yourself green and throw forks at her
#378 to #115 - anon
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(04/06/2011) [-]
Dear diary:
today asstrain was an enormous cock mongering faggot.
#1 - LemonNADE
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(04/05/2011) [-]
So a guy jumps into a pile of mud...  
  
  
Turns out it's quicksand and he dies infront of his friend who's recording him.
So a guy jumps into a pile of mud...


Turns out it's quicksand and he dies infront of his friend who's recording him.
#21 to #1 - shaunr
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(04/05/2011) [-]
you can actually lay on your back and float in quicksand. he probably knew that and just wanted to act like he was going to die
#22 to #21 - LemonNADE
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(04/05/2011) [-]
You might of just saved my life if I ever hop into quicksand..
#24 to #22 - shaunr
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(04/05/2011) [-]
do it quick though. if you get to far under it will be very difficult to get out. but deep quicksand is also usually rare. usually it's only a few feet deep.
#116 to #1 - arsonance
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(04/06/2011) [-]
its probably him messing around in mud that has that stosky brown tobe thats annoying as hell to get off your boots
#4 to #1 - bonezz **User deleted account**
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#5 to #4 - LemonNADE
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(04/05/2011) [-]
Serious about him dying?

I doubt he actually died because this Gif. is from a youtube video. But hey, the hell if I know.
#12 to #5 - angrypoo
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(04/05/2011) [-]
I must see this video o_o
do you have the link to the video?
#14 to #12 - LemonNADE
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(04/05/2011) [-]
No ._.
The title was in a different language when I saw it, So I have no idea what to type in to even attempt to find it again.
#15 to #14 - angrypoo
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(04/05/2011) [-]
Damn! Thanks anyway :)
#211 to #15 - saypeeps
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(04/06/2011) [-]
Just type on youtube "BoggyMan sinking fast". It'll be the first video. And he doesn't die, just a heads up.
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#317 to #4 - anon
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(04/06/2011) [-]
Nope he doesn't die, he just swims around in the quagmire.

http://www.metacafe . com/watch/187991/swimming_in_mud/
#281 - themorg
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(04/06/2011) [-]
#138 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?






A dead baby nailed to ten trees.
#240 to #138 - jacobstuckey
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(04/06/2011) [-]
Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?





You have to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
#143 to #138 - anon
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(04/06/2011) [-]
How do you keep a dead baby from choking?





Take your dick out of its throat
#144 to #143 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?






So you can see the expression on it's face!
#173 to #144 - shetard **User deleted account**
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#163 to #143 - GrammarNaziTwo
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#172 to #138 - shetard **User deleted account**
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#155 to #138 - adetorical
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(04/06/2011) [-]
what's funnier than a dead baby?






A dead baby next to a down syndrome kid.
#157 to #155 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
What do you call a kid with down syndrome screaming, stomping and throwing a tantrum?





Hilarious.
#158 to #155 - mcmainus
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(04/06/2011) [-]
#146 to #138 - freakaleak
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(04/06/2011) [-]
Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies?





A dumpster full of dead babies with one alive at the bottom.
#150 to #146 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?






17.
#148 to #146 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
A man walks into a bar and says

"I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired"

Everyone laughed.

The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.

He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
#151 to #138 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
How do you get a baby out of a blender?






Tortilla chips.
#277 - lankygit **User deleted account**
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#97 - fungusamongus
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(04/06/2011) [-]
a kid I know told me a joke like this, then he shot up the school
#113 to #97 - GoodGood
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#63 - Immachargin
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#111 to #63 - anon
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(04/06/2011) [-]
I'm getting pretty tired of seeing this
#35 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(04/05/2011) [-]
Once upon a time, a hawk was in a meadow. The hawk saw a field mouse and said nothing because it is a bird of prey. It then proceeded to eat the mouse's flesh from it's bones.
#145 - zhooker
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(04/06/2011) [-]
A baby seal walks into a club...
#171 to #145 - shetard **User deleted account**
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#174 to #171 - zhooker
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#32 - candytaker
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(04/05/2011) [-]
What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?





Cancer
#41 to #32 - bigdominican
Reply +3
(04/06/2011) [-]
well im going to hell