Awesome Comeback. Credit to 4chan Edit: Thanks for the top 10 guys! Also, I'm so happy I uploaded this version instead of the one that ends right after the girl Awesome Comeback Credit to 4chan Edit: Thanks for the top 10 guys! Also I'm so happy I uploaded this version instead of one that ends right after girl
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Awesome Comeback

Awesome Comeback. Credit to 4chan Edit: Thanks for the top 10 guys! Also, I'm so happy I uploaded this version instead of the one that ends right after the girl

Credit to 4chan
Edit: Thanks for the top 10 guys! Also, I'm so happy I uploaded this version instead of the one that ends right after the girl's rant.

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#400 to #387 - anon
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After this wall of *********, I think my reading skill went up by 3.
User avatar #417 to #400 - Kiecool
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**** didn't see your's sorry bout that it took me more then 6 mins to read it
User avatar #414 to #387 - Kiecool
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My reading increased by 3 i didn't even have to read that much on my 11th grade English exam
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#416 to #103 - canyoudiglett
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At least.
#336 - rednightreaper
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Probably has been posted a bunch of times before, but I'm gonna post it anyway!!!
#673 - avatarsarefornoobs
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okay man i dont mind reading a little now and then but COME ON!
User avatar #713 - rjake
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Back in 10th grade I met this one girl. I was always there for her, when she was failing classes, her cousin went to jail, her dog died, even on her period, I couldn't care less, i loved her. We knew each other in previous grades, but never talked much. I decided, 5 months into the school year, that I should ask her out. Then, she smiled, and began laughing (cruelly). She rejected me without even saying a word, and got an abusive boyfriend who was clearly cheating on her. A week later he left her, and guess who came crawling back. I smiled, then laughed, then walked away. Bitch.
#747 to #713 - anon
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**** Yeah. Dumb Bitch too.
#847 to #713 - anon
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I hope you find a better girl..
User avatar #826 to #713 - SomeKindaRandomGuy
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You sir, are brilliant. Thumb for you!
User avatar #834 to #713 - kiddynamit
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You were there for her all those times. You made yourself to readily available. You passed any barriers of a romantic relationship and entered into a sort of family tie. Try thinking of it like this: You have a good friend who is there for you all the time, he was there for you when thins went bad and cheered you up. Now let's say that this friend admits that he loves you one day, kind of awkward huh? I congratulate you on the fact that you were able to get close to a girl. Some have not even been as far as that. TL;DR You put yourself in the 'brother' zone.
User avatar #835 to #713 - kiddynamit
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Though you did the right thing in breaking bridges with her. I hope you get somebody ten times better then her.
#723 to #713 - ohthatandy
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Nice. a thumb for you.
Nice. a thumb for you.
#434 - zoncon
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that really should say 5 points for this long ass oc
User avatar #478 to #434 - HNcomics
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Not OC
But yes, long read