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Suck-sess

Never worked for me though.
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Views: 21839 Favorited: 33 Submitted: 02/08/2010

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User avatar #61 - CommanderLeo (02/13/2010)
if you put to red dots over the small circle inside of the big one it looks like he is happy
User avatar #58 - The Impatient (02/09/2010)
Children are our future.

"Excuse me Mr. President, how are you going to fix the economic crisis?"

"How about you suck my dick?"
User avatar #56 - HoratioCaruso (02/09/2010)
I would...

*puts on shades*

fail that test..

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#59 to #56 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
u sure would
User avatar #55 - MrGameAndWatch (02/09/2010)
K.O Student seduces teacher FTW
User avatar #54 - mynameishello (02/09/2010)
How about you suck mein?
#57 to #54 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
win
User avatar #48 - bdogjhonson (02/09/2010)
fucking genius, give this guy some internets immidiatly!!!
#46 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
2nd things 1st the captcha for this comment is light 1st things second thats some funny shyt
#45 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Big fuckin deal. I was bangin my teacher in 1989, before all the hype.

Unfortunately, I was home schooled.
User avatar #52 to #45 - tekkarider (02/09/2010)
BY your father.
#51 to #45 - RaveWithMe ONLINE (02/09/2010)
AHAHA YOU WIN.
User avatar #42 - SKODEWARDE (02/08/2010)
i dont have the balls to do stuff like this
User avatar #43 to #42 - IPedotheFool (02/08/2010)
its ok squidward i always thought your nose looked like a dick... and sometimes your cheeks looked like saggy balls
#49 to #43 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
you know if you flip number 42s picture around he would kinda look like a guitar! :) captcha SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
#44 to #43 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Cant BE UNSEEN!!
#41 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
But you did it on an easy question...
User avatar #50 to #41 - aeroplayin (02/09/2010)
only with the power of IMAGINAAAAATION!!!
User avatar #40 - Codyguana (02/08/2010)
He got a boob for a grade...nicely done
#22 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
All one needs to do is look at a page of this website to completely lose faith in humanity. nuf said.
User avatar #31 to #22 - ichigoli (02/08/2010)
no, not funnyjunk... you're thinking /b/
dividing your hopes for humanity directly down the nigger- i mean middle
User avatar #21 - CHOKLATTHUNDA (02/08/2010)
wtf, this isn't a fail, it's a win!
User avatar #20 - spencedun (02/08/2010)
and let your imagination start .... now
User avatar #12 - User (02/08/2010)
i wonder if he got what he wanted o.O?
#10 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
Everything went better than expected.
User avatar #9 - TheGiggler (02/08/2010)
I bet he was a jew, hey? anyone? no? I thought it was a little clever.
#7 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
Mein Kampfy Chair
User avatar #13 to #7 - Germany (02/08/2010)
Ahhhh! I was thinking it and you said it!
#15 to #13 - PullingTeeth (02/08/2010)
I'm sorry man, please don't arrest me.

There are juice hiding in my fridge, in a container labeled "Apple"
User avatar #16 to #15 - Germany (02/08/2010)
Adolph Hitler eliminated all the juice, he just brought me along for the ride.
#18 to #16 - PullingTeeth (02/08/2010)
Fuck the juice,

Ima drink mah coke
User avatar #19 to #18 - Germany (02/08/2010)
Pepsi.
User avatar #23 to #19 - RawrIAreDinosaur (02/08/2010)
sprite...
User avatar #26 to #23 - Sethorein (02/08/2010)
Purple....
User avatar #24 to #23 - Germany (02/08/2010)
Sprite is a Pepsi product.
User avatar #27 to #24 - Sethorein (02/08/2010)
oh hai germany fancy seeing you here! :D
User avatar #30 to #27 - Germany (02/08/2010)
Hallo, freund!
User avatar #33 to #30 - Sethorein (02/08/2010)
rofl I'm havin a thumbs down war with Sherlock Holmes on that love letter pic, it is jokez XD He is argueing that being a furry is better than being normal or something...and that I have a sick imagination for laughing at furries...and ...well he's just acting out XD
User avatar #25 to #24 - RawrIAreDinosaur (02/08/2010)
w/e i like sprite better then pepsi...
User avatar #29 to #25 - Sethorein (02/08/2010)
psh 7Up all the way >:P
User avatar #28 to #25 - Germany (02/08/2010)
Why are you so defensive? Holy shit, get a life.
User avatar #32 to #28 - RawrIAreDinosaur (02/08/2010)
fsh....so mean...god damn.....
User avatar #37 to #32 - Germany (02/08/2010)
I wasn't even talking to you in the first place you unoriginal, grammatically incorrect, lazy teenager. "Rawr I Are Dinosaur". Bockmist.
User avatar #38 to #37 - RawrIAreDinosaur (02/08/2010)
........seriously....go kill so kittens or something........
User avatar #34 to #32 - Sethorein (02/08/2010)
god damn what...what do you want god to damn? YOU DARE TO KEEP GOD WAITING?! XD
User avatar #35 to #34 - RawrIAreDinosaur (02/08/2010)
can you repeat teh speech in spanish?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Sethorein (02/08/2010)
...no?
User avatar #39 to #36 - RawrIAreDinosaur (02/08/2010)
oh...ok....
#47 to #39 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
C-C-C-c-c-c-cC-c-c-C-C-c Combo breaker!
#53 to #47 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
K-K-K-k-k-k-kK-k-k-K-K-k KOMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

:D
User avatar #3 - Pimpinlobster (02/08/2010)
This is a win
#2 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
these are stupid and obviously fake
#11 to #2 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
your face is fake!!!
User avatar #14 to #11 - BUTWHY (02/08/2010)
Join me Link, and your face will be the greatest in Korodai! OR YOU WILL DIE!
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