Train Five. .. train five: so worth losing a hand to accomplish Train Five train five: so worth losing a hand to accomplish
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#12 - newie
Reply +33
(02/08/2010) [-]
train five: so worth losing a hand to accomplish
#14 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
but then what do you you masturbate with? i mean you ARE driving with the other hand.
#15 to #14 - Aceyz
Reply +11
(02/08/2010) [-]
you're in a train, there are ALOT of dumbass employees running around just cheking tickets, give them a fap promotion
#18 to #15 - tekkarider
Reply +9
(02/08/2010) [-]
drive with you legs and go lefty.
#28 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
and then you climax, your legs stiffen and by reflex they shoot straight out, and the train derails...then it tumbles into a ravine right as you cum and POW! Right in the kisser!
#63 to #28 - tekkarider
Reply +1
(02/09/2010) [-]
A huge long object rams itself into a hole,
thus resulting in a massive explosion of liqiud.
Finally you hear echo of satifaction across the winds.
YOu mister conductor have just ****** the Earth my friend.
#1 - DerektheAsian
Reply +27
(02/08/2010) [-]
Things that epic are worth the sacrifices!
#2 to #1 - Naku The Great
Reply +4
(02/08/2010) [-]
Yes sir, we all need an epic high five this is BEYOND epic! O_O
#7 to #2 - brinethechocobo
Reply +4
(02/08/2010) [-]
i have an idea.....JET FIVE
#23 to #7 - Naku The Great
Reply +5
(02/08/2010) [-]
Yes yes, like it, yes yes continue!
#10 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
Brine think bigger, APOLLO 13 HI FIVE... wait ****
#16 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +25
(02/08/2010) [-]
definitely worth it.
nobody needs their right hand anyways.
#34 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
Sir. I use that hand to fap and type.
#30 to #16 - venasaurfortehwin **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(02/08/2010) [-]
i agree cause im left handed
#17 to #16 - MrChocollin
Reply +14
(02/08/2010) [-]
you know, except to fap.
#19 to #17 - memo
Reply +21
(02/08/2010) [-]
its better with your left cause then it feels like someone else is doing itt
#27 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
but if you're right handed, and you fap with your right hand, it feels like you have more control over speed and stuff...idk about anyone else, but my left hand is slightly retarded or something...
#20 to #16 - flinkerdinky
Reply +14
(02/08/2010) [-]
You've been coloring for a really long time! Isn't it time you stopped?
#21 to #20 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +17
(02/08/2010) [-]
HELL NO!
#25 to #16 - Cglynn
Reply +21
(02/08/2010) [-]
Fail, your avatar is coloring with his right hand
#26 to #25 - Mustafa
Reply +6
(02/08/2010) [-]
lol pwned
#24 - holycrapiliektoast
Reply +20
(02/08/2010) [-]
the train fistpound is next
#29 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
falcawn PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNCH
#36 - TheSchwartz
Reply +10
(02/08/2010) [-]
Better idea. The guy from one train will take a copy of Twilight and draw a bulls-eye with a red crayon on 2 pages. Then, the guy from the other will carry a lance. Then when they cross each other, the guy with the lance will shout, "For Narnia!" and stab the book through the bulls-eye, and then commence his victory screech.
#57 - IGNOREME
Reply +9
(02/08/2010) [-]
this is how real men high five. **** Yeah!
#11 - holycrapiliektoast
Reply +8
(02/08/2010) [-]
try the train handshake
#38 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
and next is the facepalm
#39 to #38 - Razgris
Reply +7
(02/08/2010) [-]
it would be......but it seems they're might be missing something
#40 to #39 - DancingNazi
Reply +2
(02/08/2010) [-]
lol people have two hands to use for facepalm
#42 to #40 - Razgris
Reply +3
(02/08/2010) [-]
yeah, but in my case the other one is holding a beer
#45 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(02/08/2010) [-]
Harima doesn't drink D=<
#46 to #45 - Razgris
Reply +3
(02/08/2010) [-]
and you weren't allowed to vote a couple days ago, so there.
#50 to #46 - handsoffhobos
Reply -1
(02/08/2010) [-]
he was hold a radio you frogdick
#78 to #50 - Razgris
Reply 0
(02/09/2010) [-]
I wasn't talking about HIM.....If you could actually read you would've known that BEFORE..... You stupid dumb ass.
#58 - stetdawg
Reply +4
(02/08/2010) [-]
We need a train headbut next!
#68 to #58 - anon
Reply 0
(02/09/2010) [-]
TRAIN HEADBUT! WOOOO-*Splat*

Im afraid the original commenter lost his head from a train headbut
#3 - EntropyAttack
Reply +3
(02/08/2010) [-]
Ever wonder when you'd ever use that stupid train problem from algebra? This would have to be it.