Troll Science Part 1 (Check Description). If this does well enough, I'll make a part 2. Part 2 as promised: /funny_pictures/1915427/Troll+Science+Part+2/ EDIT:  troll science co
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Troll Science Part 1 (Check Description)

Troll Science Part 1 (Check Description). If this does well enough, I'll make a part 2. Part 2 as promised: /funny_pictures/1915427/Troll+Science+Part+2/ EDIT:

If this does well enough, I'll make a part 2.
Part 2 as promised: /funny_pictures/1915427/Troll+Science+Part+2/
EDIT: My first front page! Thanks guys! <3 I guess I'll make a part 3 for this later.

Get giant boxes of ocean water
I) Get Flashlight and prism
3) Follow rainbow to the end to find
pot of gold
lust BAND at the last Mon,
Person 2 than ms up person in mid an
heme lawn then hem» I does the
same more railing
Slaw win making u jelly?
Plane In behind router
and turn it on
Normal speed water raster than regular water
marry the sun
remove alas: when Water
ls langen
when melee melts put the
glass at water we wetter
Launch into space
2) Make rainbow
Person 1 lifts
up person 2
And through teamwork. they learn how to tly
step 1:
may use mamas rm
eager emu
now gets to
your " luster! " mid "owns?
Faster than regular light
Manual speed light
the Mill’!
water expands
when frozen
cat all ma sue
you new have an
unlimited supply
or water
U idly. atria?
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#11 - JimChillino (04/02/2011) [-]
couldn't have slept in peace without doing this
#1 - oodlez (04/01/2011) [-]
I like the time travel tower one, not for it's cleverness, but because the end goal is unlimited coconuts.
#15 - trimdos **User deleted account** (04/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #135 - superlolcopter (04/02/2011) [-]
1. marry a woman , file divorce . Get the half of the wifes body

2. marry another woman , do the same and get a free woman that will stay ans do all your stuff for you

#61 - swimmingprodigy (04/02/2011) [-]
Space isnt absolute zero. Coldest part of space is still 2 degrees Kelvin above absolute zero. Doesnt make a difference though, the water wud still freeze....but then evaporate upon reentry into the earths atmosphere. And please, dont tell me that this is "Troll Physics." I know, just wanted to point that out
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#63 - arabiangoggles (04/02/2011) [-]
at first i thought the light on panel 9 was piss
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#64 - anon (04/02/2011) [-]
when watter goes into space it will instantly boil ... just to let you know
User avatar #88 to #64 - Eventually (04/02/2011) [-]
Water is spelled 'water'...just to let you know
#49 - anon (04/02/2011) [-]
About the whole marrying the sun thing: So if i were to marry a man and divorce him i get half of that man?
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User avatar #14 - TheUnholy (04/02/2011) [-]
Space isn't absolute zero. Actually the water would boil rather than freeze due there being low pressure.
User avatar #4 - FlashBoard (04/02/2011) [-]
The absolute zero is more like a theoretical value. The water will freeze in space but not to the absolute zero.
#39 to #4 - anon (04/02/2011) [-]
at absolute zero its supposed to turn to dust. everything is. scientist cant prove this because everytime they get close their machines stop working
User avatar #52 to #39 - FlashBoard (04/02/2011) [-]
Reaching the absolute zero would mean that electrons would stop moving. Scientists don't know what would happen if electrons stopped moving. They can't predit it.
#95 to #4 - trolli (04/02/2011) [-]
Wasn't absolute zero reached one time by a scientist?

I thought I heard my science teacher say that once, could be I'm wrong.
User avatar #131 to #95 - FlashBoard (04/02/2011) [-]
Absolute zero cannot be achieved artificially, although it is possible to reach temperatures close to it through the use of cryocoolers. Laser cooling is a technique used to take temperatures to within a billionth of a degree of 0 K.[6] At very low temperatures in the vicinity of absolute zero, matter exhibits many unusual properties including superconductivity, superfluidity, and Bose-Einstein condensation. In order to study such phenomena, scientists have worked to obtain ever lower temperatures.

#9 to #4 - anon (04/02/2011) [-]
It wont freeze, it will boil into vapor. It's a vacuum, remember?
#79 - TortillaMan (04/02/2011) [-]
since when do you get half your husband/wife when you divorce?
#199 - anon (04/02/2011) [-]
Oh ho ho! It's funny because the troll creates preposterous scientific theories that use simple ideas to make a solution to otherwise difficult or impossible situations! Oh ho ho!
User avatar #85 - MasterManiac (04/02/2011) [-]
The running on a plane one is correct. So no, there is no problem.
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#46 - Kwinten (04/02/2011) [-]
If you go faster than the speed of light, moving along with the Earth's rotation, you actually go forward in time (meaning, time travel to the future). It's only theoretically possible though. Backwards time travel is impossible because it'd create lots of physical paradoxes.

Very funny comp though, love these.
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#74 - patrickcanttype (04/02/2011) [-]
Alt ending.
#62 - Dubya (04/02/2011) [-]
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#81 - poloi (04/02/2011) [-]
the boat thing may actually work.
#82 to #81 - anon (04/02/2011) [-]
It wouldn't. It doesn't matter why. Mainly because I don't gave time to explain.
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