Frying Eggs. I lol'd.. A woman is frying eggs in the kitchen. The woman' s husband comes in and gets right behind her. He starts yelling at her. Flip them, FLIP frying Eggs woman joke
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Frying Eggs

A woman is frying eggs in the kitchen. The
woman' s husband comes in and gets right behind
her. He starts yelling at her.
Flip them, FLIP THEM! What are you doing?
Faster, faster! Use the salt Use the salt! THE SALT.
USE THE DAMN SALT! Now use the pepper. THE
PEPPER! FUR CHRIST SALE THEY' RE GOING Ti]
BURN FLIP THEM! NUT THAT FAST! NOT THAT
SLOW! Get it right this time. You get it wrong
every time. Turn the heat down, The heat! THE
HEAT! TURN THE DAMN STEVE DOWN! Why do
always forget to turn the stove down? Why is that?
Explain! CAREFUL! STOP, YOU'" GOING TU
BURN THEM!"
The woman says, "Jesus, what' s wrong with you? I
know how to fry eggs."
The man doesn' t miss a beat with his reply.
I wanted to show yen what it' s like when I' m
driving."
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Views: 937 Submitted: 03/30/2011