airplane lols. . After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the
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After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem. and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots (marked with a "PH and the solutions
recorded [marked by an "5") by maintenance
engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
St Left Inside main the almost replaced.
P: Test flight OK, except dutchland very rough.
in Dutchland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
5: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
St Live bugs on back order.
P: Auto pilot in mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St Can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
til: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
St DME volume set more believeable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode,
P: Suspect crack in windshield.
SI: Suspect you' re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
St Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, tht right and
be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
St Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit
St Cat installed in cockpit:
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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#10 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
GUYS! we have a new threat to society!
midgets with hammers! :O
#16 - flamingdice (02/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
this made me lol unbelievelbly hard
#110 - TitsMiester **User deleted account** (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lets see how many thumbs up this comment can get! lets break a record guys!
User avatar #115 to #110 - rockerforlife (02/07/2010) [-]
Let's see how many thumbs down that gets, let's break a record guys!
#25 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
Wasn't this picture with a qantas plane before?
User avatar #108 - burningblade (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hammer taken away from midget lol i wanna give the hammer back!
User avatar #116 to #108 - rockerforlife (02/07/2010) [-]
STOP! Hammertime.
#65 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Fail you spelled migdet wrong
#70 to #65 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
spelled midget right sound it MID -JET (midget)
#97 - eatsleepswim (02/07/2010) [-]
Laughed at the last one =)
User avatar #29 - TheAssassin (02/07/2010) [-]
Hysterical. I love sarcasm like this; these men all need medals.
User avatar #133 - menindresses (02/07/2010) [-]
damn airplane-squatting hobo midgets.
#98 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
I'm confused I read that it was an Australian air line that did all of this.
User avatar #89 - sykoduckybear (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
P: suspected smartass mechanics.
#91 to #89 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
S: installed humor into pilots
captcha:input
User avatar #113 - teh lazer lawd (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
P: suspect crack in windsheild
S: suspect crack interrogated, no evidence
#47 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [+] (25 replies)
Fail you spelled aeroplane wrong!
#68 to #66 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
Pretty sure its spelled Nigger?
User avatar #8 - destructoid (02/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the last one made me pee a little!!
#105 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
Something Tightened in cockpit Lol
#80 - FatBenMadeShit **User deleted account** (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN MADE POOP!
#83 to #80 - anonymous (02/07/2010) [-]
All us anons really need to become members like FatBen. It would solve all our problems.
User avatar #123 - IluvPedoBear (02/07/2010) [-]
lmfao! "took hammer away from midget." LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
User avatar #119 - Vladimira (02/07/2010) [-]
Lol. That midget one was hilarious.
User avatar #112 - Nick Gill (02/07/2010) [-]
Why do midgets have to fuck with everything?
User avatar #101 - Blackrain (02/07/2010) [-]
Dam midgets always messin up the aircraft
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