airplane lols. . After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the
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After every flight. FEDEX pilots out a form, known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem. and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots (marked with a "PH and the solutions
recorded [marked by an "5") by maintenance
engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
St Left Inside main the almost replaced.
P: Test flight OK, except dutchland very rough.
in Dutchland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
5: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
St Live bugs on back order.
P: Auto pilot in mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St Can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
til: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
St DME volume set more believeable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode,
P: Suspect crack in windshield.
SI: Suspect you' re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
St Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, tht right and
be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
St Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit
St Cat installed in cockpit:
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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#10 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
GUYS! we have a new threat to society!
midgets with hammers! :O
#16 - flamingdice (02/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
this made me lol unbelievelbly hard
#110 - TitsMiester **User deleted account** (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lets see how many thumbs up this comment can get! lets break a record guys!
User avatar #115 to #110 - rockerforlife (02/07/2010) [-]
Let's see how many thumbs down that gets, let's break a record guys!
User avatar #108 - burningblade (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hammer taken away from midget lol i wanna give the hammer back!
User avatar #116 to #108 - rockerforlife (02/07/2010) [-]
STOP! Hammertime.
#97 - eatsleepswim (02/07/2010) [-]
Laughed at the last one =)
User avatar #29 - TheAssassin (02/07/2010) [-]
Hysterical. I love sarcasm like this; these men all need medals.
User avatar #133 - menindresses (02/07/2010) [-]
damn airplane-squatting hobo midgets.
User avatar #113 - teh lazer lawd ONLINE (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
P: suspect crack in windsheild
S: suspect crack interrogated, no evidence
User avatar #8 - destructoid (02/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the last one made me pee a little!!
User avatar #89 - sykoduckybear (02/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
P: suspected smartass mechanics.
User avatar #123 - IluvPedoBear (02/07/2010) [-]
lmfao! "took hammer away from midget." LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
User avatar #119 - Vladimira (02/07/2010) [-]
Lol. That midget one was hilarious.
User avatar #112 - Nick Gill (02/07/2010) [-]
Why do midgets have to **** with everything?
User avatar #101 - Blackrain (02/07/2010) [-]
Dam midgets always messin up the aircraft
User avatar #104 - ashyy (02/07/2010) [-]
Haa love the last one
User avatar #32 - patriotic canadian (02/07/2010) [-]
"installed cat."

"took hammer away from midget"

you had meh laughin!
#47 - Common Pepe (02/07/2010) [+] (25 replies)
Fail you spelled aeroplane wrong!
User avatar #53 to #51 - NinjaAngel (02/07/2010) [-]
what? what is the "http" thing you are talking about?
#46 - PatrickStarr **User deleted account** (02/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
has anyone noticed the arrow in between the E X at the end of fedex?
User avatar #22 - techieman (02/07/2010) [-]
repost or not, this is still funny, and awsome.
#19 - Common Pepe (02/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #30 to #19 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (02/07/2010) [-]
Who gives a flying **** if it's a repost? This is one that is actually still funny. There is a difference between reposts that have been reposted so many god damn times that they aren't funny anymore, and then there are those that no matter how many times they're reposted....they're still hilarious. Now if you would kindly shut the **** up and get the **** out....we would all greatly appreciate it.
Thank you, and have a nice day. :)
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