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real life Xmen part 2

First on the list is magneto. no really this is
him. this is liea thow lin. a 70 year old man who
can attract metal to his body. he once pulled a
car with a chain that was attached to a metal
plate on his abdomen. crazy huh?
Now i know your
thinking there' s not
much special about
a hairy guy. but we
c' mon, he looks like
beast from .
this is a mutation in
a gene which causes
hair growth on 99%
of the body, how
unlucky.
This is Daniel Tammet. He is a freak. When he
was young he had epilepsy. He for some
reason, experiances numbers for colours or
sensations. each number up to 10000 has its
own unique colour or feel for him. Due to this,
he is a legend at mathematical equations,
sequence memory and he has a natural learnin
ability where he can memorise things much
easier including other languages
This is rubberboy, a. k. a
daniel browning smith.
he is the most flexible
person alive due to
several medical
conditions. he has broken
many guinnes world
records and been on
ripleys believe it or not
several times.
This is the lion
whisperer. This is
Kevin Richardson.
He is like a beefed
up cesar whatever
his name is. you
know the dog guy?
well this guy can
do just that he
literraly talks to
animals such as
lions, leopards and
even hyenas. he
says he uses his
instinct to win the
hearts ofthe cats
Bond,( no he' s not a shark) His teeth have a crazy
amount of strength, he' s seen here pulling a
train, yes you heard right, a train with his bare
teeth, that' s like a crazy amount of weight, to be
precise it' s 297. 1 tonnes he pulled it 2. 8 meters.
This here is Dynamo Jack he heals people with a
type of energy he has learned to control. But
that' s not all. No, this guy is a ******* badass.
This power is so strong apparently, that he can
move objects with it. So he can heal and he has
telekinesis. wow, but that' s not all. no he can also
create fire with this energy, so he' s also got
pyrokinesis, what a crazy guy. he says he can do
this by using a very old and ancient meditation
technique.
was mans? (It' s ' Hill! in Elm! nuns)
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La? REDS ‘I' D ONES
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#8 - TheCrispyNinja (03/30/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Where do i even start...
User avatar #11 to #8 - poisonedkiss (03/30/2011) [-]
You start with the I's being capital.
#96 - vindix (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Can rubber guy give himself a blowjob? O.o
#242 - CrushOrange (03/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#263 - starsentinel (03/30/2011) [-]
<--anyone else catch this?

Learnin.
It's natural.

#247 - Fsturmoil (03/30/2011) [-]
Those are the heroes that Gotham needs.
#203 - Giovone (03/30/2011) [-]
Just 2.8 meters?
User avatar #495 - I Am Monkey (03/30/2011) [-]
I hate to break it to you but "magneto" turned out to just be a smelly old guy. Metal was sticking to him because he hadn't showered in months. they asked him to shower and it stopped working.
User avatar #258 - ASDFisawesome (03/30/2011) [-]
the last one is definitely legit.
#492 - ZombehManifest (03/30/2011) [-]
MY EYES! THE SPELLING BURNS MY EYES!
#277 - tooshudoods (03/30/2011) [-]
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#251 - dbzvsrvd (03/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
that Dynamo Jack just uses trick i tell you
#157 - ManagerofBacon (03/30/2011) [-]
Pfffttt......
#60 - randomism (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
pyrokinesis **** charlie sheen has winikinesis
#469 - Cipher (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
to the last one
to the last one
User avatar #221 - acsinclair (03/30/2011) [-]
Daniel Tammet's color numbers are over 9000!
#318 - namtful (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#192 - souljunk (03/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Punch a guy to a blood mist.
Punch a guy to a blood mist.
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