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England vs America

Helle, what can I
get far you?
Itll take a
biscuit please.
Here you go.
ttm sorry, NC,
but I said
I wanted
a biscuiti\ x\
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a cookie.
Leek, that thing,
It' s a , . right there? I want
I gnaw what a . r . that biscuit right
there. l
But that' s MK
scene! F
Ttis a scene!
Fine! Whatever, cnorris
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5 pounds. "s,
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User avatar #19 - raveallday (03/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
American kid: "Wow! So you're British!?! Do you, like, have tea with the Queen?"
British kid: "Do you, like, have McDonalds with Obama?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLolol...
Yeah, I got that off Facebook Likes :okay:
#204 - TheHeroOfTime (03/30/2011) [+] (10 replies)
my face when americans call groddly ding-bits "testicles"
my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
my face when americans call hoighty-toighty tippy-typers "keyboards"
my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
my face when americans call a rooty-tooty point-and-shooty a "gun"
my face when americans call cunt fungling bimbly sticks "dildos"
my face when americans call gimpy pavement walkers "disabled people"
my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggins "peanut butter and jelly"
my face when americans call genocide "Thanksgiving"
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User avatar #405 - foreverjonjones (03/30/2011) [+] (13 replies)
American: OH your british
British guy: Yeah!
American: So do you guys have a 4th of July
British guy: No we just jump straight from the 3rd to the 5th.
#40 - Mememaster (03/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#80 - Muppetz (03/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What the difference between U.S. and the U.K?  
  
  
....about 3463 miles....thats it....both countries are filled with assholes. they're just on different spots on the map
What the difference between U.S. and the U.K?


....about 3463 miles....thats it....both countries are filled with assholes. they're just on different spots on the map
#411 - willbuhave (03/30/2011) [-]
And then World War 3 started
User avatar #25 - godshandshake (03/29/2011) [-]
1. Anything with chocolate chips is a cookie, everyone from Britain knows that.
2. A scone is nothing like a biscuit, no one would get confused between the two.
#98 - anonexplains (03/30/2011) [+] (12 replies)
British people invented the Internet so stfu.
#100 to #98 - TheExile (03/30/2011) [-]
The internet was started in the U.S. by the Pentagon's Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA) in 1969, an agency of the U.S. Department of Defense. ARPA's goal was to build a network that allowed scientists at different physical locations to share information and work together on military and scientific projects and could function even if part of the network were disabled or destroyed by a diaster such as a nuclear attack.

~Discovering Computers 2007 by Shelly Cashman Vermaat, Page 69<History of the Internet
#52 - Prada ONLINE (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Here we go.
#336 - ispeaklolcat (03/30/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#380 - titletaker (03/30/2011) [+] (13 replies)
#349 - someoneleven (03/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
SCONE!
#66 - darkvaliy (03/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
<--- better then ANY biscuit
#307 - boomdady (03/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
How interesting.

USA > UK.
Example?
Revolutionary war.
#322 to #307 - viperthree (03/30/2011) [-]
> Confusing the UK with England.
> A few seconds of typing.

> Proving bad American stereotypes.
> Priceless.
#4 - anonexplains (03/29/2011) [+] (17 replies)
Yeah, typical american. Thinks that it's always right, even when it's wrong. Especially in someone else's country....
User avatar #12 to #5 - Denver (03/29/2011) [-]
yes well maybe becuase erm, THEY DON'T USE POUNDS IN THE USA
#248 - petal (03/30/2011) [-]
Scones are for fools, dats a biscuit bitch.
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User avatar #9 - Denver (03/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
....I'm english and I know thats a cookie....
#34 - JeremyFisher (03/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The difference between Americans and Englishmen is that Americans take off u's in words like colour and honour, when Brits think there should be u's.

Stpid fcking cnts!
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