England vs America. please look at this too /funny_pictures/1900661/recording/. Helle, what can I get far you? Itll take a biscuit please. Here you go. ttm sorr
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England vs America

Helle, what can I
get far you?
Itll take a
biscuit please.
Here you go.
ttm sorry, NC,
but I said
I wanted
a biscuiti\ x\
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a cookie.
Leek, that thing,
It' s a , . right there? I want
I gnaw what a . r . that biscuit right
there. l
But that' s MK
scene! F
Ttis a scene!
Fine! Whatever, cnorris
haw much tittays far a Little " .
5 pounds. "s,
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#411 - willbuhave (03/30/2011) [-]
And then World War 3 started
#80 - Muppetz (03/30/2011) [-]
What the difference between U.S. and the U.K?  
  
  
....about 3463 miles....thats it....both countries are filled with assholes. they're just on different spots on the map
What the difference between U.S. and the U.K?


....about 3463 miles....thats it....both countries are filled with assholes. they're just on different spots on the map
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#94 to #80 - LeonKenedy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#245 to #94 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
George Washington had wooden teeth
#101 to #80 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
you forgot healthcare
User avatar #25 - godshandshake (03/29/2011) [-]
1. Anything with chocolate chips is a cookie, everyone from Britain knows that.
2. A scone is nothing like a biscuit, no one would get confused between the two.
#52 - Prada (03/30/2011) [-]
Here we go.
User avatar #19 - raveallday (03/29/2011) [-]
American kid: "Wow! So you're British!?! Do you, like, have tea with the Queen?"
British kid: "Do you, like, have McDonalds with Obama?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLolol...
Yeah, I got that off Facebook Likes :okay:
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User avatar #67 to #19 - theresaceltics (03/30/2011) [-]
tea sucks i'll take my mcdouble
#22 to #19 - anon (03/29/2011) [-]
you can say what you want, but that is like six times cooler than tea with the queen
User avatar #27 to #22 - YourLordAndMaster (03/29/2011) [-]
Is it? Regardless of who the person is, think of just their position. Imagine what the Queen must have in her house? What could Obama have?
User avatar #31 to #27 - andrewzb (03/29/2011) [-]
obama would have a flatscreen TV. i do not care for priceless antiques
#438 to #31 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
and all his staff members bicycles
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#415 - frazination **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #434 to #415 - maupa (03/30/2011) [-]
...and You are poor ;P
#479 to #415 - minkatte (03/30/2011) [-]
What the **** is haggis.
User avatar #465 to #415 - TheKnightOfLMAO (03/30/2011) [-]
PORRIDGE ! POOOORRIIIDGEEEE!!!1!!!11
User avatar #420 to #415 - inerthal (03/30/2011) [-]
I'm Scottish and Haggis = ******* horrible
Scottish shortbread = ;D
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#421 to #420 - frazination **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #426 to #420 - TommyAllen (03/30/2011) [-]
Millionaires shortbread!
User avatar #423 to #415 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
im american, I WANT MY ******* HAGGIS!
#417 to #415 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
second
User avatar #442 to #415 - Ishcabibble (03/30/2011) [-]
yeah im part czech and perogies are the bees kness (<----ye i said that) and so are baclava
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#425 to #415 - nutritiouspillz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#204 - TheHeroOfTime (03/30/2011) [-]
my face when americans call groddly ding-bits "testicles"
my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
my face when americans call hoighty-toighty tippy-typers "keyboards"
my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
my face when americans call a rooty-tooty point-and-shooty a "gun"
my face when americans call cunt fungling bimbly sticks "dildos"
my face when americans call gimpy pavement walkers "disabled people"
my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggins "peanut butter and jelly"
my face when americans call genocide "Thanksgiving"
#253 to #204 - petal (03/30/2011) [-]
cunt fungling bimbly sticks.   
  
LMFAO.
cunt fungling bimbly sticks.

LMFAO.
User avatar #207 to #204 - blackhawkrida (03/30/2011) [-]
you just ******* made my day bro
User avatar #210 to #207 - TheHeroOfTime (03/30/2011) [-]
to be honest, i just post this comment anytime i see a post concerning england. it's too funny NOT to post.
#208 to #204 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
You missed "My face when Americans call chimey push-knobs "doorbells".
I lost at rooty-tooty point-and-shooty.
#220 to #204 - gwlk (03/30/2011) [-]
Enlarge that **** , yo.
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User avatar #348 to #257 - LolWutStylinOnU (03/30/2011) [-]
you think we're stupid because of the way we write our dates? i think it's stupid that you care so much.
#264 to #257 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
When you sort name you sort them by the first letter, right? Same thing with months so we win.
#270 to #264 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
Because months are considered before specific days. So there.
User avatar #224 to #220 - TheHeroOfTime (03/30/2011) [-]
YES, now i have more for the next time i have a chance to post this. THANK YOU!
#66 - darkvaliy (03/30/2011) [-]
<--- better then ANY biscuit
User avatar #83 to #66 - Ilikecoffee (03/30/2011) [-]
And they can both make one!
#139 to #66 - zhooker (03/30/2011) [-]
You liek sandvich, don't you hoovy?
#85 to #66 - mango (03/30/2011) [-]
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#64 - zomgroflmao (03/30/2011) [-]
this would be me
<--
#141 to #64 - blackbabees (03/30/2011) [-]
and this wouls be me
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User avatar #405 - foreverjonjones (03/30/2011) [-]
American: OH your british
British guy: Yeah!
American: So do you guys have a 4th of July
British guy: No we just jump straight from the 3rd to the 5th.
User avatar #410 to #405 - ChaoticEvilReborn (03/30/2011) [-]
DO the British CELEBRATE the 4th of July? It's relevant, but I don't know what they do.
#429 to #410 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
LOL, 4th of July is an American only event i'm pretty sure .  
  
Day of independence ... yes?  
  
Well no other country gives a 			****		 about America to celebrate their 			******		 holidays.  
  
That would be like asking &quot; Do Americans celebrate Australia Day&quot;
LOL, 4th of July is an American only event i'm pretty sure .

Day of independence ... yes?

Well no other country gives a **** about America to celebrate their ****** holidays.

That would be like asking " Do Americans celebrate Australia Day"
User avatar #579 to #429 - ChaoticEvilReborn (03/30/2011) [-]
But the 4th of July is when AMERICA broke free of BRITIAN
AMERICA + BRITAIN
See where I'm going?
User avatar #433 to #429 - monatomicmattress (03/30/2011) [-]
I heard the Danish celebrate it in thanks to the soldiers who saved them in WW2 but that might just be a rumour.
#439 to #433 - foreverjonjones (03/30/2011) [-]
That is incorrect. Im danish we dont celebrate it. Our national day is the 5th of June.
That is incorrect. Im danish we dont celebrate it. Our national day is the 5th of June.
User avatar #462 to #439 - monatomicmattress (03/30/2011) [-]
Bah, then I have a website to rage at. AlsoDanishhuh,thatissocool.
#431 to #410 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
Of course they do - every british person who has birthday that day, celebrates it. Oh snap.
Of course they do - every british person who has birthday that day, celebrates it. Oh snap.
#422 to #410 - tyrheero (03/30/2011) [-]
no we dont we DO have something called bonfire night on the 5th of november though basically we burn some dude called guy fawkes on a huge bonfire and celebrate with fireworks and alcohol
User avatar #416 to #410 - Vegetaftfw (03/30/2011) [-]
We don't celebrate it.
User avatar #419 to #410 - shinigamigod (03/30/2011) [-]
i celebrate the 4th of July, its the day we realised nothing of worth over in America and came back home
#413 to #410 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
What the....What do you THINK?!
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#412 to #410 - frazination **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#435 to #410 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
nope
User avatar #260 - willisxninety (03/30/2011) [-]
The important question is, who the **** refuses to buy a cookie?
#168 - whitehawk (03/30/2011) [-]
Carrrrllll, why is the color of my text baby puke green?!?!
#185 to #168 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
A dollop of fairy dust.
I ripped a tag off a matress.
User avatar #193 to #168 - soulfly (03/30/2011) [-]
How'd you get green text?
User avatar #41 to #40 - Mememaster (03/30/2011) [-]
It's funny cuz I'm French
User avatar #55 to #41 - RemNinja (03/30/2011) [-]
Swiss-French.
#56 to #55 - Altr (03/30/2011) [-]
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#43 to #40 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
France helped America in our revolution against Britain. Not 'cause they were nice, of course, but because **** Britain.
User avatar #58 to #43 - Thirstforfail (03/30/2011) [-]
england should be beat up anons right.
User avatar #443 - kingrayne ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
I CALL THEM ALL DELICIOUS.
User avatar #445 to #443 - Digitalphear (03/30/2011) [-]
And that's why you're fat.
User avatar #447 to #445 - kingrayne ONLINE (03/30/2011) [-]
Nope.I'm actually underweight cause I don't eat a lot.
User avatar #516 to #448 - GenBlase (03/30/2011) [-]
What?
#254 to #198 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
ur on fj dude, what'd u expect? lil einsteins?
#522 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
UK people, especially English people, that England is becoming a ******** because of chavs. (Americans wouldn't understand what Chavs are)
#526 to #522 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
only if your a pussy and cant handle a bit of chav banter
#529 to #522 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
are they packies?
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#528 to #522 - jedipirate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#538 to #522 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
we wold understand what they are, its just a UK version of a ****** , err a wigger i guess, regardless they are all of equal annoyance. Please don't think american's (who aren't retards) have it easy.
#349 - someoneleven (03/30/2011) [-]
SCONE!
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#452 to #370 - Gothrick (03/30/2011) [-]
Rabbit's tongue = Vagina
#336 - ispeaklolcat (03/30/2011) [-]
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