15 things you won't do. 15 things you wont do on an elevator. 20+ for more EDIT: i will be posting part 2 of this tomorow at 10am EST. sub if you wanna see. Fun elevator wont do pussy the game
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15 things you won't do

 
15 things you won't do. 15 things you wont do on an elevator. 20+ for more EDIT: i will be posting part 2 of this tomorow at 10am EST. sub if you wanna see. Fun

15 things you wont do on an elevator. 20+ for more
EDIT: i will be posting part 2 of this tomorow at 10am EST. sub if you wanna see

Fun
to do in c' iil'
Stare at another
passenger for
awhile, then
announce in horror,
You' re one of THEM"
and back away slowly.
Annouce in a
demonic voice,
I must find
a more suitable
host body."
Stare, grinning at
another passenger
for awhile, and
then announce,
l have new
socks on."
Drop a pen and
wait until someone
reaches to help
pick it up, then
scream, "That' s mine!"
When the doors
close, announce to
the others,
It' s okay.
Don' t panic,
they open up again."
Shave.
If anyone brushes
against you,
recoil and scream
Bad touch!"
When you get off
the elevator,
whisper to the
others who stayed
elevator NOW if I
were you."
When the other
people in the
elevator leave,
yell "SHARON!"
Stand silent and
motionless in the
corner, facing the
wall, without
getting off.
Crack open your
briefcase or purse,
and while peering
inside ask:
Got enough air
in there?"
Meow occasionally.
Say ''I wonder
what all these do"
and push the
red buttons.
Carry a blanket
and clutch it
protectively.
Start brushing off
invisible bugs
from your arms,
screaming
Aagghh!
Get them off!"
As the elevator
is going up, jump
violently up and
down, shouting
Down! I said down,
dammit!"
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#60 - dobbyluvva (03/29/2011) [-]
Stare, at another passenger and scream"Your one of them!"
There black
#62 to #60 - aeternumvale (03/29/2011) [-]
they're black. I'm a grammar Nazi, sorry.
User avatar #67 to #62 - yousofunny (03/29/2011) [-]
you arent supposed to put the actual nazi sign dumb ass.
#77 to #62 - tehtrollface (03/29/2011) [-]
No, you are a regular Nazi, hence the swastika. This is a real grammar nazi symbol. Faker.
#167 to #62 - UnforgivenSins (03/29/2011) [-]
If you're a Grammar Nazi you would have known to capitalize "they're" in the beginning of your clause since it is the first word. Also, you should have known to capitalize "grammar" as it is proper, explaining what kind of Nazi you are.
+8
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#449 to #167 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
Let's not forget that the comma before "sorry" should be a semicolon.
+37
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#24 - thefuckingscc (03/29/2011) [-]
better

make a recording of the demonic voice saying the new body thing,
face the passenger with the recoding in your pocket
play it when he clearly sees your mouth not moving
grin like so
<-- while doing it
??? profit.
+1
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User avatar #120 - bransonwt (03/29/2011) [-]
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Yeah. You'll "make" another one.
#134 to #120 - mikemont (03/29/2011) [-]
Not to mention im about 99% sure ive seen a post on here before with at least 10 of these
#445 - starfoxbro (03/30/2011) [-]
I MADE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!
#427 - signiorrenege (03/30/2011) [-]
Step 1: Retrieve a barf bag from an airline.
Step 2: Fill bag with Chunky chicken noodle soup
Step 3: Start eating from bag while in the elevator, and offer some to the people in the elevator.
Step 4: Profit

Pic... related?
#440 to #427 - anon (03/30/2011) [-]
Nonononono.

1: Place a snickers bar in a diaper.
2: Microwave.
3: Fold.
4: Unfold and eat on crowded elevator.
5: ???
6: Profit

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #13 - Silver Quantum (03/29/2011) [-]
i'll give you 100 thumbs if you post a video of you doing any of those.
#14 to #13 - gregwr (03/29/2011) [-]
alright ill do it at my schools elevator if i get 100 thumbs
User avatar #88 to #14 - ningyoaijin (03/29/2011) [-]
Your school has a ************* ELEVATOR?!

Jesus, where do you come from?



...Actually now that I think of it, mine also has an elevator, but it's only for disabled people who can't go up the stairs.
User avatar #92 to #88 - gregwr (03/29/2011) [-]
yea its for people who are injured or impaired but hey i'll just break my finger and tell them i can't go up the stairs :P
User avatar #16 to #14 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/29/2011) [-]
I ******* hope that you'll deliever, OP!
User avatar #18 to #16 - gregwr (03/29/2011) [-]
i will deliver. im suppose to also do a fake suicide bomb at my school dressed as a muslim. so might as well do more if im going to get expelled :P
User avatar #20 to #18 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/29/2011) [-]
Why do you want to do that OP?
User avatar #21 to #20 - gregwr (03/29/2011) [-]
oh you know..just a bunch of drugs and hanging out with mexicans can change a man..
User avatar #462 - devinme (03/30/2011) [-]
16.)Ask someone what floor they are going to as they get on and then press all the numbers.....stare at them calmly for extra points
User avatar #471 to #462 - eggplantstorm (03/30/2011) [-]
hahaha
User avatar #128 - Alexios (03/29/2011) [-]
Put a desk in the elevator, sit behind it and when someone enters ask them irritably if they have an appointment.
User avatar #145 to #128 - imthepunkkid (03/29/2011) [-]
No ask them if they have the johnson reports done yet

When they respond say i've been asking for that report all week, your about to get fired from Y.G.T.B

When they ask whats Y.G.T.B you say you got trolled bitch
User avatar #131 to #128 - BillLumberg (03/29/2011) [-]
I did that in my college dorm. Its a ******* of fun.
#95 - HolyArachnid (03/29/2011) [-]
I do #9 all the time.....
#161 - bloodsplatterr (03/29/2011) [-]
I did number 10 and now im banned from the elevators at all recreational facilities in my town..
I did number 10 and now im banned from the elevators at all recreational facilities in my town..
User avatar #172 to #161 - AlexPaincakes (03/29/2011) [-]
For just that?
User avatar #174 to #172 - bloodsplatterr (03/29/2011) [-]
Yeah people were complaining that i was being a nuisance so the manager came up and started getting mad at me but i kept staring at the wall so he banned me (his family owns the rec facilities btw)
User avatar #179 to #174 - AlexPaincakes (03/29/2011) [-]
Well **** thats gay

people need to get over themselves
#232 - Elderly Man (03/29/2011) [-]
I'm already trapped inside my glass case of emotion!
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#133 - dethpanda (03/29/2011) [-]
BAD TOUCH!
BAD TOUCH!
#408 - thisisformytrollin (03/30/2011) [-]
bet you won't do this in the elevator
bet you won't do this in the elevator
#238 - Syncronicity (03/29/2011) [-]
Make explosion noises as you push the buttons.
Make explosion noises as you push the buttons.
#255 to #238 - vigilantae (03/29/2011) [-]
I shall catch it and never let it evolve
#195 - TheRollingBones (03/29/2011) [-]
SHAROOOOOON!!!
#111 - anon (03/29/2011) [-]
TO THE ELEVATOR!
TO THE ELEVATOR!
#200 - uppercasename (03/29/2011) [-]
WHAT FONT IS THAT
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