MEN VS WOMEN. sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy! EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends! . MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER Men vs women
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MEN VS WOMEN

 
MEN VS WOMEN. sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy! EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends! . MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER

sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy!
EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends!

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE " "s,
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go aut far lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and Jean go out, they will affection utely refer ta each
other as Fat Bay, and Fourier's.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Jean will each threw in , even
thaugh it' s only far . 50. Name them will have anything smaller and
nene will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, aut come the packet calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay for a Item he needs.
Awoman will pay far a Item that she deosn' t need but it' s en sale.
BATH ROOMS
A man has six Items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar soap, and a towel.
The average number Items in the typical weman’ s bathroom is 337. A
man weild net be able ta Identify mere than 20 these Items.
ARE U M ENTS
Awoman has the last ward in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning a new argument.
FUTURE
Awoman wearies about the future until she gets a husband.
A man the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is ene whe makes mere maney than his wife can
spend.
A successful weman is ene whe can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
Awoman Marrissa man expecting he will change, but he doesnt
A man marries a weman expecting that she want change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
Awoman will dress up ta go sheeping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the pheny, read a beet, and get the mail.
A man will dress up far weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as as they went ta bed.
Stamen during the night.
Ah, children. Awoman mews all about her children. She mews about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, faverite feeds, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware Some short people Iklng in the house
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