MEN VS WOMEN. sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy! EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends! . MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER Men vs women
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MEN VS WOMEN

MEN VS WOMEN. sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy! EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends! . MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER

sorry for long post, but hope ya enjoy!
EDIT : thanks for front page, you guys are all legends!

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE " "s,
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go aut far lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and Jean go out, they will affection utely refer ta each
other as Fat Bay, and Fourier's.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Jean will each threw in , even
thaugh it' s only far . 50. Name them will have anything smaller and
nene will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, aut come the packet calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay for a Item he needs.
Awoman will pay far a Item that she deosn' t need but it' s en sale.
BATH ROOMS
A man has six Items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar soap, and a towel.
The average number Items in the typical weman’ s bathroom is 337. A
man weild net be able ta Identify mere than 20 these Items.
ARE U M ENTS
Awoman has the last ward in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning a new argument.
FUTURE
Awoman wearies about the future until she gets a husband.
A man the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is ene whe makes mere maney than his wife can
spend.
A successful weman is ene whe can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
Awoman Marrissa man expecting he will change, but he doesnt
A man marries a weman expecting that she want change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
Awoman will dress up ta go sheeping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the pheny, read a beet, and get the mail.
A man will dress up far weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as as they went ta bed.
Stamen during the night.
Ah, children. Awoman mews all about her children. She mews about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, faverite feeds, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware Some short people Iklng in the house
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#113 - wellknownanonymous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #133 to #113 - madongrakham (03/29/2011) [-]
she thought of a dinosaur
User avatar #138 to #133 - mosbo (03/29/2011) [-]
Lawl
User avatar #208 to #138 - lawlasaur (03/29/2011) [-]
dinosaur + lawl = my username
User avatar #457 to #133 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (03/30/2011) [-]
and a lampshade...wut.
#21 - gwegw (03/29/2011) [-]
OMG MY WIFE IS MORE OF A MAN THAN ME!!!
#51 to #21 - XTakedownpaladinX (03/29/2011) [-]
GET AHOLD OF YOUR SELF MAN!
GET AHOLD OF YOUR SELF MAN!
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#338 to #324 - moodyplum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#179 - VaultTechy (03/29/2011) [-]
Typical men's bathroom = no toilet paper.
#198 to #179 - lolsnapple (03/29/2011) [-]
Typical mens public restroom:

PISS EVERYWHERE
#210 to #198 - bboycurse (03/29/2011) [-]
*insert Bear Grylls Jokes here*
INSTANT THUMBS
#112 - KiraLives (03/29/2011) [-]
Soooo true....
#176 to #112 - John Cena (03/29/2011) [-]
******* hate fighting. when my boyfriends ovaries are hanging out i make him play something violent and take bong hits until he can talk to me like a big boy.
#229 to #176 - John Cena (03/29/2011) [-]
You're crazy.
#266 - zhooker (03/29/2011) [-]
*Eating out*
User avatar #161 - Nekatroz (03/29/2011) [-]
Short people living in my house?
Now I know who is eating the twinkies
#107 - Medication (03/29/2011) [-]
337? Jesus christ.....
User avatar #207 to #107 - pokemonftw (03/29/2011) [-]
i dont even know how to count that high :'( i would be lost...
#371 - nutellaeater (03/30/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#455 to #371 - LittleMissSniper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #204 - iTzKitteh (03/29/2011) [-]
"...more money than his wife can spend."

BUT DAMN IT, SHE'LL TRY!
#130 - krayziebone (03/29/2011) [-]
woman are only good for 3 things. cooking, cleaning, and Vaginas.

P.S Deal With It
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#446 to #130 - ilovebelgium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#449 to #446 - krayziebone (03/30/2011) [-]
It is also the reason why i know how to treat your mom
#445 to #130 - John Cena (06/25/2013) [-]
i wonder how long until a femnist comes...
#153 to #130 - spacelubber (03/29/2011) [-]
nope, women are good for 4 things. cooking cleaning, their vagina, and their sisters vagina
User avatar #166 to #153 - dmang (03/29/2011) [-]
gotta love how he posted it after me and has 4x as many thumbs lol
User avatar #237 to #166 - Greengreda (03/29/2011) [-]
Now you guys have the same.
User avatar #152 to #130 - dmang (03/29/2011) [-]
oh yea, women are actually good for 4 things:

cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and their sisters' vaginas
User avatar #172 to #152 - klber (03/29/2011) [-]
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other VAGINA.
User avatar #188 to #130 - Doktrpeppr (03/29/2011) [-]
My love is like lightning, it gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane, it gives girls orgasms.
#141 to #130 - Pokekid (03/29/2011) [-]
knock knock
who's there

it's me
wondering why your not naked
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#6 to #4 - amishunicorn (03/29/2011) [-]
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#83 to #6 - cakeater (03/29/2011) [-]
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#16 to #4 - Les (03/29/2011) [-]
to the front page!
to the front page!
User avatar #407 - EastCoastElite (03/30/2011) [-]
Seen this before around the internet but it's always funny to read :P
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User avatar #418 to #413 - kingbrowser (03/30/2011) [-]
i caght one of those spiders today, it scared the crap out of me. I went online looking for a picture and that's the one I saw. That's pretty creepy, I hope he doesnt kill me in my sleep I let him go.
#240 - iliveinatrailer (03/29/2011) [-]
men are like muzzles, because they'll try ti shut you up  
  
women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't
men are like muzzles, because they'll try ti shut you up

women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't
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User avatar #126 to #110 - DroolingLaugh (03/29/2011) [-]
sooo read that in his voice :D
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