stop it. . angel was hitting him, - with his own hands. -. Commandment 11: Thou shall not hit thyself.
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angel was hitting him, -
with his own hands. -
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Submitted: 02/05/2010
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User avatar #41 - PedoHunter (02/06/2010) [-]
im christian and i find that really funny
#26 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God watching
"Wow Lucifer is a real dick maybe I should do something about him..."
#27 to #26 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God descends, puny human bursts into flames upon seeing him
"Uhh, Lucifer can I talk to you for a minute"
#28 to #27 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer shakes ash from his hands
"Sure God I was teaching that human a lesson, but that kind of is ruined now isn't it"
#30 to #28 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God stares at Lucifer for a good minute
"... Srsly, dude? You know what, you can forget that letter of recommendation I was gonna write for you. Ass-hole."
#29 to #28 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God shakes his head
"My child, I think you are to harsh with the humans they are not perfect, but they do not deseve that kind of cruelity"
#32 to #29 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer laughs
"No, no, no... He was gay."
#31 to #29 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer scowls and shakes his head
"No, he deserves it he used that hand to beat himself every night for the last two years! His punishment matches his crime."
#33 to #31 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God sighs
"But my child, he could have changed humans must be given the chance to live their own lives and judged in the next, now he is gone and cannot change"
#37 to #33 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer glares at God
"Father, You're going to blame me for that! You came down here and lite him on fire! Besides humans are nothing, but sin and evil they will not simply change because you say so!"
#40 to #37 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God shakes his finger at Lucifer
"Don't you dare take that tone with me young man! I will smite you so hard your ass will burn for eternity!"
#43 to #40 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer gives God the middle finger
" **** YOU DAD! I'm never good enough for you! It's always humans this, humans that! I'm ******* perfect and ******* beautiful. Us angels deserve your attention, we deserve this world!"
#45 to #43 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God gets pissed black flames cover his body
"My child I'm sorry it came to this"
#47 to #45 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer lights up as bright as the sun
"Oh yeah! What the HELL are you going to do dad! I'm the MOTHER ******* MORNING STAR! BITCH!
#49 to #47 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God gives a sad smile
"I'm going to do this"

God spreads his hands and tears a hole in the earth
"Send you to HELL! That what THE HELL! I'M GOING TO DO!
#51 to #49 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer is surounded by lost souls and dragged to hell screaming
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
#50 to #49 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
No. Never again. Puns like that send people to hell.
#34 to #33 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]

Lucifer looks at the bleeding, dead human
"Oh shi-I'm telling you, he hit himself. That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
#36 to #34 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God bitch slaps Lucifer
"Don't **** wit me."
#39 to #36 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer pulls out his duel disk suddenly
"THAT'S IT. I CHALLENGE YOUR IMMORTAL ASS TO A DUEL!! I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!"
#42 to #39 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God looks at his watch to check the time
"Mmmhmm. Mkay. I summon Dark Magician in Defense Mode."
#44 to #42 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer: "HA! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!"
God: "Exodia."
LUCIFER: "ITS NOT EVEN YOUR ******* TURN."
#46 to #44 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Lucifer: "That's it, I'm calling Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris comes in and roundhouse kicks Lucifer in the face.
Chuck: "You don't call Chuck Norris. Chuck calls you."
#48 to #46 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris Banishes Lucifer into a place he calls Hell, God approved, and takes his birth certificate and changes his name to Satan.
#19 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
*Wild Paris Hilton appears*
Thats hot
User avatar #21 to #19 - TheDeadPool (02/06/2010) [-]
*gets fire extinguisher*
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#22 to #21 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
*Comes out of dungeon*
Thank you for saving me DeadPool. How can I repay..........why are you taking out your gun!? Why are you pointing it at me!? Why are you starting to shoot!? Why are you missing!? Why are you still shooting!? Why are you.... **** it.
*Runs away*
User avatar #23 to #22 - TheDeadPool (02/06/2010) [-]
HEY.... I'm DeadPool, not the LA police department...
#24 to #23 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
*Keeps running*
If your not part of LAPD why'd you beat that black guy!? I'm getting an italian mom on you. HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#16 - mynamecang (02/06/2010) [-]
i bet god is not watching
User avatar #17 to #16 - cocoasauce (02/06/2010) [-]
god is Always watching
#18 to #17 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
God watches you touch yourself at night.
User avatar #35 to #18 - cocoasauce (02/06/2010) [-]
O_O think i should be a bit more theatrical?
User avatar #20 to #18 - Bendy (02/06/2010) [-]
Therefore god is in fact a ********* .
#55 to #20 - mynamecang (02/10/2010) [-]
i like turtles
User avatar #56 to #55 - Bendy (02/14/2010) [-]
Turtles hate you.
#57 to #56 - mynamecang (02/15/2010) [-]
all animals hate u except ur dog that u butt fuk everynight
User avatar #58 to #57 - Bendy (02/16/2010) [-]
That's a good one!
User avatar #14 - adamsvette (02/06/2010) [-]
Belastung der Jude Kanone
#13 - Nebuchadnezzar (02/06/2010) [-]
Best biblical story EVER
User avatar #12 - dickfrog (02/06/2010) [-]
sequel to Legion?
captcha: kneel
#15 to #12 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
kneel down nao (im a guy im not gay ether
-1
#10 - bellolsom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 - CaptainObviousMan (02/06/2010) [-]
Angels are dicks.
#7 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
that is irrelephant
User avatar #6 - kingofish (02/06/2010) [-]
schizophrenic bastard
#5 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
Commandment 11:
Thou shall not hit thyself.
User avatar #25 to #5 - JuanZXKKCD (02/06/2010) [-]
Amen
#8 to #5 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
Well played mr.squiggles
User avatar #11 to #8 - burningblade (02/06/2010) [-]
Thats Mr.Squiggly to you
User avatar #4 - Jakolantern (02/06/2010) [-]
i lol'd
#3 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
wow, thats disgracful to him
#2 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
hahaha
#1 - Ericboo (02/06/2010) [-]
Dante?
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