Apples. . Mr. Johnson, to prove ynu there is only one 5. VIII. thank god i always have a spare apple in my pocket
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#11 - Willhelm (03/27/2011) [-]
Oh, that cousin of mine...
User avatar #4 - drulludanni (03/26/2011) [-]
thank god i always have a spare apple in my pocket
#38 - Athkore (03/27/2011) [-]
OBJECTION!  
You can't request such a ridiculous thing!
OBJECTION!
You can't request such a ridiculous thing!
#39 to #38 - JohnE (03/27/2011) [-]
HOLD IT!  
To prove this statement, you must eat...  
TWO APPLES
HOLD IT!
To prove this statement, you must eat...
TWO APPLES
#40 to #39 - Athkore (03/27/2011) [-]
Ha, not so fast Edgeworth.   
To prove mine client innocence I will just...  
DRINK MINE NEW TWO-APPLES-FLAVOR COFFE !
Ha, not so fast Edgeworth.
To prove mine client innocence I will just...
DRINK MINE NEW TWO-APPLES-FLAVOR COFFE !
#41 to #40 - Athkore (03/27/2011) [-]
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#10 to #8 - iluvscuba (03/26/2011) [-]
Haha the gayroller
#7 - crapcap (03/26/2011) [-]
Cut the apple in half. CRISIS AVOIDED!!
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#9 to #6 - iaretehvaultboy (03/26/2011) [-]
I thought the judge wanted him to eat the apple provided for him, and also providing an apple himself, which is what teacher's pets do when they want to be good to the teacher. So if he brought an apple with him he would've been an innocent ************
User avatar #25 - Envy (03/27/2011) [-]
I'd split the apple in half (Dont ask me how) and use the power of perspective make it APPEAR like I was eating two apples.
User avatar #27 - doneg (03/27/2011) [-]
repost.
#12 - anon (03/27/2011) [-]
I thought he was talking about..... apples.........
#5 - mrflinchyflinch (03/26/2011) [-]
didn't make 			*******		 sense, and so it was awesome.. haha
didn't make ******* sense, and so it was awesome.. haha
User avatar #13 - imabanana (03/27/2011) [-]
He should reach into the frame behind him. There is another apple there.
#1 - anon (03/26/2011) [-]
?????
User avatar #34 - FJSoldier (03/27/2011) [-]
Lol, thats awesome
User avatar #24 - ImmortalBaconEater (03/27/2011) [-]
Alt ending:
Mr. Johnson finally put to use the skills he learned at mime school.
User avatar #22 - thecardiffkook (03/27/2011) [-]
ask judge for piece of paper and pen
write "two apples"
proceed to eat paper.
INNOCENCE!!!!

or just find an Indian guy named two apples and go cannibal on his tribal ass.
User avatar #20 - HardcoreNecro (03/27/2011) [-]
Go buy another apple.
#18 - anon (03/27/2011) [-]
Why not he just split it in half?
#21 to #18 - kimmylb (03/27/2011) [-]
<< ive been wanting to use this for a while now :D
+1
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