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Apples

Mr. Johnson, to prove
ynu
there is only one
5. VIII
...
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Submitted: 03/26/2011
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User avatar #4 - drulludanni ONLINE (03/26/2011) [-]
thank god i always have a spare apple in my pocket
#11 - Willhelm (03/27/2011) [-]
Oh, that cousin of mine...
#7 - crapcap (03/26/2011) [-]
Cut the apple in half. CRISIS AVOIDED!!
#38 - Athkore (03/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
OBJECTION!  
You can't request such a ridiculous thing!
OBJECTION!
You can't request such a ridiculous thing!
#8 - apoppor (03/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
+6
#6 - rocklemo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 - Envy (03/27/2011) [-]
I'd split the apple in half (Dont ask me how) and use the power of perspective make it APPEAR like I was eating two apples.
User avatar #27 - doneg (03/27/2011) [-]
repost.
#18 - anonymous (03/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Why not he just split it in half?
+1
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#12 - anonymous (03/27/2011) [-]
I thought he was talking about..... apples.........
#5 - mrflinchyflinch (03/26/2011) [-]
didn't make fucking sense, and so it was awesome.. haha
didn't make fucking sense, and so it was awesome.. haha
User avatar #34 - FJSoldier (03/27/2011) [-]
Lol, thats awesome
User avatar #24 - ImmortalBaconEater (03/27/2011) [-]
Alt ending:
Mr. Johnson finally put to use the skills he learned at mime school.
User avatar #22 - thecardiffkook (03/27/2011) [-]
ask judge for piece of paper and pen
write "two apples"
proceed to eat paper.
INNOCENCE!!!!

or just find an Indian guy named two apples and go cannibal on his tribal ass.
User avatar #20 - HardcoreNecro (03/27/2011) [-]
Go buy another apple.
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User avatar #13 - imabanana (03/27/2011) [-]
He should reach into the frame behind him. There is another apple there.
#1 - anonymous (03/26/2011) [-]
?????
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