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devildday : Best suicide plan ever
what is it?
devildday : yew go up to the top of a roof
devildday : string piano wire tight across the front edge at nah level
devildday ". tie a cord to yew foot and the other end to the building so that youll be
above sidewalk level when its fully straddled
devildday ". then yew put super glue on yew hands
devildday : and put yew arms around the front of the wire and then batik to touvh
yew head
devildday : then yew lean forward, so the piano wire mm yew nedg but not yew
elbows
devildday : when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no
yew head will be in yew outstretched arms thanks to gravity and
the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
devildday : And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
i dent think i can be yew friend anymore
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#12 - PartyGorilla (03/25/2011) [-]
You know... If I were to commit suicide I would dress up like a creeper... strap bombs to my chest, start hissing and run at someones house. :>
User avatar #26 to #12 - lateralcockdamage (03/25/2011) [-]
I think you accidentally your verb
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#27 to #20 - anon (03/25/2011) [-]
Alice Cooper FTW
User avatar #31 to #20 - PartyGorilla (03/25/2011) [-]
Mission accomplished :>
#270 to #12 - HAwAII (03/25/2011) [-]
**** man, I attempted suicide once. I'm never doing it again, so dangerous.

I almost killed myself!
#18 to #12 - Holland (03/25/2011) [-]
With this note sent in the mail early
#25 to #12 - klondikemonster (03/25/2011) [-]
we all accidentally your house sometimes
#63 - OrangeYellowMan (03/25/2011) [-]
I had an idea once...  
  
Step 1: Dress as clown with a large sign around your neck.  
Step 2: Rent a skydiving plain.  
Step 3: Locate little boys birthday party with a outside location (ex. his backyard)  
Step 4: Jump out of plain with no parachute at a location above the birthday   
party and aim for it  
Step 5: Land right on his cake just after he blows out the candles-death on impact  
Step 6: Have the sign around your neck read "Happy Birthday you little 			****		."
I had an idea once...

Step 1: Dress as clown with a large sign around your neck.
Step 2: Rent a skydiving plain.
Step 3: Locate little boys birthday party with a outside location (ex. his backyard)
Step 4: Jump out of plain with no parachute at a location above the birthday
party and aim for it
Step 5: Land right on his cake just after he blows out the candles-death on impact
Step 6: Have the sign around your neck read "Happy Birthday you little **** ."
#88 to #63 - reaperboy ONLINE (03/25/2011) [-]
thats the same as mine but i also had confetti
User avatar #70 to #63 - SubjectThree (03/25/2011) [-]
Step 7: ?????
Step 8: Profit!
User avatar #73 to #70 - makedonski (03/25/2011) [-]
thank god
it didn't make sense without steps 7 and 8
phew
#87 - machoflaco (03/25/2011) [-]
that's one way to get ahead....
#91 to #87 - anon (03/25/2011) [-]
Its Thats one way to get ahead in life
User avatar #102 to #91 - dantedante (03/25/2011) [-]
But he is dead. Wouldn't it be "Thats one way to get one step ahead in the game."
#194 - stepsword ONLINE (03/25/2011) [-]
I guess that 'poor bastard' would..  
  
  
  
lose his head.
I guess that 'poor bastard' would..



lose his head.
#21 - stream (03/25/2011) [-]
#8 - anon (03/24/2011) [-]
People, this is called "An hero" and it's OLD.
User avatar #46 to #8 - zhooker (03/25/2011) [-]
I lOve an hero and I say it all the Tim nobody on FJ knows what it is, Newfags.
User avatar #242 to #46 - LemonNADE (03/25/2011) [-]
You couldn't possibly come across as a bigger faggot, even if you tried.
#84 - ZombieYoshi (03/25/2011) [-]
There will be so much blood.
+1
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#33 - clink (03/25/2011) [-]
Right before i kill myself i will scream WHO ******* FARTED!!
everyone around me will be confused for the rest of their lives.
#37 to #33 - anon (03/25/2011) [-]
They'll be like, "Oh **** cover up your ose, that guy just killed himself froma fart. **** ."
#54 to #33 - tardman (03/25/2011) [-]
Remember that the last thing you do when you die is **** and piss (because the bowel and bladder muscles relax) so they'll probably blame you.
#67 to #33 - singasthough (03/25/2011) [-]
<-----my reaction if someone actually did this  
"Oh my gosh someone just killed themselves cause it smelt so bad, everyone cover your noses!!!"
<-----my reaction if someone actually did this
"Oh my gosh someone just killed themselves cause it smelt so bad, everyone cover your noses!!!"
#203 - chunkeyninja (03/25/2011) [-]
no the best suicide ever is to go to the top of a tall building, shoot yourself full of morphine, douse yourself with gasoline, leap off and yell FLAME ON and light yourself on fire
User avatar #236 to #203 - Brodyjguy (03/25/2011) [-]
Kaioken x20!!
User avatar #183 to #167 - monatomicmattress (03/25/2011) [-]
thumbing up just for that guys pants.
User avatar #244 to #167 - LemonNADE (03/25/2011) [-]
LOL SAME PANTS AS THE KARATE TEACHER FROM NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
User avatar #184 to #167 - mrmalicious (03/25/2011) [-]
Somebody slap an "abandon thread" on that.
User avatar #170 to #167 - Iamthebombdigity (03/25/2011) [-]
What the **** is up with his pants?!
User avatar #172 to #170 - ragemonster (03/25/2011) [-]
FREEDOM PANTS
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#10 - frostyfrost (03/25/2011) [-]
I knew an old dude who told me he tried to commit suicide by chopping off his arm with a chainsaw. That is intense. He still has his both arms.
#165 - anthonyh (03/25/2011) [-]
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#112 - anon (03/25/2011) [-]
#171 to #112 - anon (03/25/2011) [-]
WHY!@!!!@!#$#^@^
User avatar #96 - Fluorum (03/25/2011) [-]
hellyeah

here's a video. It's in Russian, but I hope you'll get the idea(:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HndO54r8I34
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#97 to #96 - kzoner (03/25/2011) [-]
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** ?
User avatar #101 to #96 - dantedante (03/25/2011) [-]
You just have this link sitting around?
User avatar #113 to #110 - Fluorum (03/25/2011) [-]
too many questions D:
just enjoy the internet!
#99 to #96 - anon (03/25/2011) [-]
#204 - Vondrunk (03/25/2011) [-]
What did I just read?
#159 - Medication (03/25/2011) [-]
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#7 - KidSpenny (03/24/2011) [-]
This has been posted 3 times, but in different ways. OMG IT WILL LOOK LIKE HE RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF THAT'S SO CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!
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