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found while lookin for a new ride

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1995 Subaru Impress Wagon
Date Listed
Last Edited
Price ,
Address Ambler B . Harrie. ON LAM. Canada
was
For Sale Ely {Joyner
Make alias
Mortal mags
Year 1993
ail
Body Type
Transmission Handel
Cutout Green
who (AWD)
Type Used
tilt. let me has oil by saying this impress is only available for purchase by the mammal of men tar
when]. My friend. if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a the o‘ coock shadow.
this would look like Tom Belles! -t. It is just that manly.
it was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at t;
Fitch that you hat your eye on- It wasn' t meant to transport you to yoga class or Bed Bath and
Beyond. Na, that' s what your Price is lot. timers the the of car you' re tacking for. then just do as
all a favor and stop reading right new This car has been to hell and back, twice. and has the some
to prove it. So if you cant handle being seen behind the wheel ohms Hottest. fire breathing, dragon
slaying, nest killing hero because it has a few who hearts. more on
This wagon was engineered by rrd degree ninja pirate superheroes in the highest mountains or
Japan to sens the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis- They didnt then consider
nancy boy amenities like navigation systems [real men don' t get lost}. heated leather
seats is real man let anything warm his hull}. or On Star (real man don' t siren know what
Din Star is),
Mo, this brute comes with the things us super action molders need- it has a 13?
HP engine to outrun the cops and a 5 speed transmission so you know grandma wont be taking all
with it when your not looking. its saved my bacon more than once- We get special
resistant upholstery- It even has a kit in the back. You know what the hat aid kit has in "
A pint of whiskey, a hit and a hunk oi leather to bite down on when you' re
operating on yourself.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low Emu but ill entertain reasonable offers. And by
reasonable. I mean dent walk up and tell me youll we me are in it ‘there liable to earn you a
with a follow up three tingled . would it hurt? Hell
yeah. Let' s just say you wont be the prettiest guy at the Cosplay concert anymore.
There' s only 1343 t) 00 lime on this who helical. from Pleural Riches. Trust me, it will
outlive you and the "tup/ mg that with carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your
blow. go look in the mirror and tell me what you see- if its a nraged, no holds barred. super brute
heiman macho Chuck Norris stunt double. than reply to this ad. l night be out or
BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but have a message and m get back to you. And
when I do. we' ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
Ta sweeten the deal a little, n throw in a second set of 17" summer time so you can impress all
your friend with their hands cities. This car has no problems what so ever. it passed its last artest
and safety with (lying colours but is being sold assis
God bless
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Submitted: 03/23/2011
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User avatar #1 - ryandcow (03/23/2011) [-]
but after that speech on not offering him $500, wouldn't it be manly as **** to do it?
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