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Anti Jokes
Part
i. Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other
men. and enjoys it.
t Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
a A dyslexic man walks; into a bra.
What' s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
5. Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail?
Tag evasion.
on Why couldn' t the Mexican get a proper job?
Because of his low background and lack of
education.
I Roses are red, violets are blue
We got Alzheimer' s
cheese on toast
What do you call someone who kills a black
person?
A murderer.
if. Your Mom is so fat...
Her doctor told her that if she didn' t start watching her
cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the
near future.
IO. Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup?
Because he was retarded and not really a waiter.
for moor.
25 for pg mar.
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Submitted: 03/22/2011
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#26 - tripleddd (03/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
how do you make a plumber sad?

kill his family.
#27 to #26 - charizardian (03/23/2011) [-]
no, you take his princess, force him to kill millions of turtles, kidnap his pet dinosaur, and give him a crappy final boss battle
no, you take his princess, force him to kill millions of turtles, kidnap his pet dinosaur, and give him a crappy final boss battle
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#1 - ArkTannis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#31 - XDjake (03/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.  
why did the second monkey flal out of the tree? it was tied to the first monkey.  
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? he thought it was a game.  
  
pic unrelated.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.
why did the second monkey flal out of the tree? it was tied to the first monkey.
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? he thought it was a game.

pic unrelated.
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#38 - shelbywhoa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #21 - Pedophiliccookie (03/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
User avatar #19 - ROFL (03/22/2011) [-]
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes


nothing you should probably feel sorry for her
and punch her in the face again
because dinner doesnt make itself
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#40 - ElGhost **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - mamaduke (03/23/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
STD's are contagious
So be careful who you screw
User avatar #25 - rwatnik (03/23/2011) [-]
By any chance will all the ones from part 2
be copied directly You need to login to view this link
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#22 - LilLolliGirl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #4 - lesuperjew (03/22/2011) [-]
A Jew, a black, and a gay guy walk into a bar.... They thoroughly enjoyed themselves and had a jolly good time.
#50 - carpediam (03/23/2011) [-]
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, he has no lips...
#45 - Gunut (03/23/2011) [-]
What did the blind, deaf, homeless kid with no legs get for Christmas?   
-Cancer.
What did the blind, deaf, homeless kid with no legs get for Christmas?
-Cancer.
#42 - ulrock (03/23/2011) [-]
Oh god, that Alzheimer's one had me laughing REALLY hard...I'm a horrible person lol
User avatar #36 - immab (03/23/2011) [-]
#7 got me lol
#34 - hesthatguy (03/23/2011) [-]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
I have a gun, Get in the Van
User avatar #33 - Konica (03/23/2011) [-]
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who liked to snort crack from a bucket;
I hate poetry, **** it.
+1
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User avatar #17 - thedirtydeed (03/22/2011) [-]
I haven't laughed at anything on FJ in a week besides #7. Well done sir.
User avatar #24 - epickitteh (03/23/2011) [-]
What time is it when you drop your ice cream?
Time to die.
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