Do it right. .. So i've been doing it wrong this whole time!? thanks Rippy, you're a LIFESAVER! rippy Razor Suicide wrist
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#11 - jogz
+28
(02/03/2010) [-]
So i've been doing it wrong this whole time!?
thanks Rippy, you're a LIFESAVER!
#3 - Baffalo [OP]
+27
(02/02/2010) [-]
STORY TIME!

An EMT friend of mine was telling me of one time when he responded to a call from a suicide attempt. A kid decided he wanted to commit suicide, so he slit his wrist. Well, this was taking too damn long, and so he decided to slit his other wrist. Well, slitting your wrists hurts, so he called 911 to request an ambulance.

While waiting for the ambulance, the blood loss finally got to him, and he passed out... falling on his knife. When EMTs arrived, they had to pick him up and poke his intestines back in, then stabilize him and get him back to the hospital. He survived, but not for a lack of effort!
#13 - Metus
+16
(02/03/2010) [-]
Rippy reminds me of Mr. Hanky.... YAY :D
#28 - RocketTOpedoland
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
i used to be hardcore emo. it's just a phase. now i'm a stoner. it's much better kiddos.
#43 to #28 - Zyklone
-1
(02/03/2010) [-]
rocketopedoland is a fag. putting yourself into groups means you have no self respect
#61 to #43 - RocketTOpedoland
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
dude, it's not cool to judge people you don't know over the internet. and all i meant was for some humor to be had. why do you have to be so uptight?
#29 to #28 - waus
+12
(02/03/2010) [-]
Right. Go on everybody, take advice from somebody who takes drugs and used to cut himself.
#30 to #29 - RocketTOpedoland
-7
(02/03/2010) [-]
i would like to take this time to say that bayonetta SUCKS.
thank you.
#39 to #30 - lordanon **User deleted account**
+1
(02/03/2010) [-]
i 2nd that motion
#42 to #39 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
FINALLY AN ANON THAT MAKES SENSE!!!
#48 to #42 - lordanon **User deleted account**
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
no
i 2nded the fact that witchbitch sucks(bayonetta)
thats right i played the game
#49 to #48 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
Ohh.... I thought you were saying she was hot.... her game does suck though
#52 to #49 - lordanon **User deleted account**
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
dude her hair is her cloths
talk about hairy hairy jungle

XD my captcha is sperm
#54 to #52 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
then in that case shes just plain weird......
#55 to #54 - lordanon **User deleted account**
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
indeed...
#56 to #55 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
Quite.....(blows pipe)
#57 to #56 - lordanon **User deleted account**
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
oh hELLLLL NAAAAAA
you did not just do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#58 to #57 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
DON'T YOU GET UP ALL IN MY GRILLL!!!
#59 to #58 - lordanon **User deleted account**
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
shut up
ibs
(internet bitch slap)
#60 to #59 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
Wipes blood from mouth, you have reeased the beast bitch!
Turns into epic Godzilla/Charizard/Blastoise/Chuck Norris/Bacon monster!
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
(Shoots fireballs of greasy goodness at you)
#62 to #60 - lordanon **User deleted account**
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
uses anons to block
gets in plane anddrops hundreds of thousands of anons on you
and they all divide 0 by 0 at the same time
you started this war but i just finished it
#32 to #30 - Voiceforanons
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
who the **** is bayon3etta .And why should i care?
#36 to #32 - devinme
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
Basically the tomb raider times A THOUSAND AND ONE!!!!!AND HOTTER!!
#35 to #32 - RocketTOpedoland
-4
(02/03/2010) [-]
go away. this does not concern your type.
#40 to #35 - Voiceforanons
+3
(02/03/2010) [-]
ur just a jealous emo *****.
Pick up yo pants!..you fool...
#44 to #40 - devinme
+2
(02/03/2010) [-]
Gold in yo' mouth, hat turned sideways...
#51 to #44 - xMWxBEASTx
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
#47 to #44 - Voiceforanons
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
its not funny now
#50 to #40 - waus
-1
(02/03/2010) [-]
@Voiceforanons and all other clueless people: Bayonetta is a video game, and a video game character. Whatever, I wrote this just for reference.
#53 to #50 - Voiceforanons
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
some one already told me.So, you are the one who is clueless
#31 - joshwontwon
-16
(02/03/2010) [-]
haha my cousin is an emo who cuts herself! We make fun of her for it!
#34 to #31 - SlappyRingz
+3
(02/03/2010) [-]
go suck a cock why would you make fun of someones misery you cockhead...


....******* go die in a corner....
#41 to #34 - DeusArchaic
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
Wow an angry emo. I thought you people were jolly....wait what?
#70 to #34 - Joshic
-2
(02/04/2010) [-]
most emos arnt sad
they think they are
but they arnt

and he's cuz could just be cutting herself and hes is being a ignorent **** and calling her a emo
#46 to #34 - Voiceforanons
-3
(02/03/2010) [-]
amen!ha i brought god into this!
#37 to #34 - lordanon **User deleted account**
-6
(02/03/2010) [-]
because emoism is hilarious

emoism=the lifestyle of an emo person
#38 to #34 - joshwontwon
-7
(02/03/2010) [-]
I would die in a corner but that would make me emo :D and i bet you would want me to suck a cock wouldn't you
#27 - inhorsegirl
+3
(02/03/2010) [-]
love the disclaimer! lawlz.
#33 - shrellamawaferret
+2
(02/03/2010) [-]
Post this pic to Meg Griffin
#19 - ttritt
0
(02/03/2010) [-]
OMG! MY FREIND FOUND A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE WITH THIS AND IT HAS ALWAYS GIVENEN ME NIGHTMARES!
#20 to #19 - ttritt
+2
(02/03/2010) [-]
my bestfreind does this ****. just thinking about it scares the **** out of me
#15 - deathlordkira
+2
(02/03/2010) [-]
i hate you all
#71 - pedrobearoso
+1
(02/04/2010) [-]
not funny at all
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