Do it right. . Slat Fara .e! ikill an 'l' Aioi Ba. So i've been doing it wrong this whole time!? thanks Rippy, you're a LIFESAVER! rippy Razor Suicide wrist
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User avatar #11 - jogz (02/03/2010) [-]
So i've been doing it wrong this whole time!?
thanks Rippy, you're a LIFESAVER!
User avatar #3 - Baffalo (02/02/2010) [-]
STORY TIME!

An EMT friend of mine was telling me of one time when he responded to a call from a suicide attempt. A kid decided he wanted to commit suicide, so he slit his wrist. Well, this was taking too damn long, and so he decided to slit his other wrist. Well, slitting your wrists hurts, so he called 911 to request an ambulance.

While waiting for the ambulance, the blood loss finally got to him, and he passed out... falling on his knife. When EMTs arrived, they had to pick him up and poke his intestines back in, then stabilize him and get him back to the hospital. He survived, but not for a lack of effort!
User avatar #13 - Metus (02/03/2010) [-]
Rippy reminds me of Mr. Hanky.... YAY :D
#27 - inhorsegirl (02/03/2010) [-]
love the disclaimer! lawlz.
User avatar #33 - shrellamawaferret (02/03/2010) [-]
Post this pic to Meg Griffin
User avatar #15 - deathlordkira (02/03/2010) [-]
i hate you all
User avatar #71 - pedrobearoso (02/04/2010) [-]
not funny at all
User avatar #28 - RocketTOpedoland (02/03/2010) [-]
i used to be hardcore emo. it's just a phase. now i'm a stoner. it's much better kiddos.
User avatar #43 to #28 - Zyklone (02/03/2010) [-]
rocketopedoland is a fag. putting yourself into groups means you have no self respect
User avatar #61 to #43 - RocketTOpedoland (02/03/2010) [-]
dude, it's not cool to judge people you don't know over the internet. and all i meant was for some humor to be had. why do you have to be so uptight?
User avatar #29 to #28 - waus (02/03/2010) [-]
Right. Go on everybody, take advice from somebody who takes drugs and used to cut himself.
User avatar #30 to #29 - RocketTOpedoland (02/03/2010) [-]
i would like to take this time to say that bayonetta SUCKS.
thank you.
#39 to #30 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
i 2nd that motion
User avatar #42 to #39 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
FINALLY AN ANON THAT MAKES SENSE!!!
#48 to #42 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
no
i 2nded the fact that witchbitch sucks(bayonetta)
thats right i played the game
User avatar #49 to #48 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
Ohh.... I thought you were saying she was hot.... her game does suck though
#52 to #49 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
dude her hair is her cloths
talk about hairy hairy jungle

XD my captcha is sperm
User avatar #54 to #52 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
then in that case shes just plain weird......
#55 to #54 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
indeed...
User avatar #56 to #55 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
Quite.....(blows pipe)
#57 to #56 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
oh hELLLLL NAAAAAA
you did not just do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #58 to #57 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
DON'T YOU GET UP ALL IN MY GRILLL!!!
#59 to #58 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
shut up
ibs
(internet bitch slap)
User avatar #60 to #59 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
Wipes blood from mouth, you have reeased the beast bitch!
Turns into epic Godzilla/Charizard/Blastoise/Chuck Norris/Bacon monster!
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
(Shoots fireballs of greasy goodness at you)
#62 to #60 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
uses anons to block
gets in plane anddrops hundreds of thousands of anons on you
and they all divide 0 by 0 at the same time
you started this war but i just finished it
#32 to #30 - Voiceforanons (02/03/2010) [-]
who the **** is bayon3etta .And why should i care?
User avatar #36 to #32 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
Basically the tomb raider times A THOUSAND AND ONE!!!!!AND HOTTER!!
User avatar #35 to #32 - RocketTOpedoland (02/03/2010) [-]
go away. this does not concern your type.
#40 to #35 - Voiceforanons (02/03/2010) [-]
ur just a jealous emo ***** .
Pick up yo pants!..you fool...
User avatar #44 to #40 - devinme (02/03/2010) [-]
Gold in yo' mouth, hat turned sideways...
User avatar #51 to #44 - xMWxBEASTx (02/03/2010) [-]
lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
#47 to #44 - Voiceforanons (02/03/2010) [-]
its not funny now
User avatar #50 to #40 - waus (02/03/2010) [-]
@Voiceforanons and all other clueless people: Bayonetta is a video game, and a video game character. Whatever, I wrote this just for reference.
#53 to #50 - Voiceforanons (02/03/2010) [-]
some one already told me.So, you are the one who is clueless
User avatar #19 - ttritt (02/03/2010) [-]
OMG! MY FREIND FOUND A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE WITH THIS AND IT HAS ALWAYS GIVENEN ME NIGHTMARES!
User avatar #20 to #19 - ttritt (02/03/2010) [-]
my bestfreind does this **** . just thinking about it scares the **** out of me
User avatar #7 - Baffalo (02/03/2010) [-]
Wow, never thought this would make it on the front page. Thank you everyone who voted thumbs up :)
User avatar #12 - XVelocityX (02/03/2010) [-]
And now we know! G.I. Joe!!!
User avatar #16 - dawgs (02/03/2010) [-]
*note to Disclaimer* take Rippy's advice and it won't be a problem
;)
User avatar #9 - Rowdunkel (02/03/2010) [-]
Rippy the Razor says your doing it wrong attention seeking emo.
#4 - idonotremember (02/03/2010) [-]
read the fine print at the bottom lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Mrdarkler (02/03/2010) [-]
Disclaimer: Don't actually commit suicide. Someone might miss you and I don't want them to sue me.

for everyone who thought it was too small to bother with.
#21 - MeYouMe (02/03/2010) [-]
i have 3 friends that USED to be emo, and for every cut i found on them i slapped them HARD, 2 of them stopped, the last one i didnt care about and after a while i just didnt give damn, but she stopped anyways (idk why) but thats how i make my friends stop cutting themselves...
#22 to #21 - cheesecakelover **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
i have 2 friends that cut and ironically they are going out so with the girl i yell at her with the dude im like "stop with the ******* cutting or i call the suicide hotline"
#23 to #22 - MeYouMe (02/03/2010) [-]
lol! i just kept hitting them until they stopped, then when they did i kept checing their arms for new scars, and none of them have had a single cut since i slapped all three at the same time!! XD that was a good day
#26 to #23 - cheesecakelover **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
the girl stopped but im not sure about the guy. i was really mad/sad cuz im 15 my friend is also 15 she went to the hospital awhile ago cuz she didnt stop bleeding
User avatar #14 - seekercat (02/03/2010) [-]
Might as well do something right for once in your life!
User avatar #8 - HateMachine (02/03/2010) [-]
Because it would be just a shame if they go across the street and die.
User avatar #17 - Joshic (02/03/2010) [-]
its the sort of thing i would post all around hot topic and planet 13
User avatar #31 - joshwontwon (02/03/2010) [-]
haha my cousin is an emo who cuts herself! We make fun of her for it!
#34 to #31 - SlappyRingz (02/03/2010) [-]
go suck a cock why would you make fun of someones misery you cockhead...


.... ******* go die in a corner....
User avatar #41 to #34 - DeusArchaic (02/03/2010) [-]
Wow an angry emo. I thought you people were jolly....wait what?
#37 to #34 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
because emoism is hilarious

emoism=the lifestyle of an emo person
User avatar #38 to #34 - joshwontwon (02/03/2010) [-]
I would die in a corner but that would make me emo :D and i bet you would want me to suck a cock wouldn't you
User avatar #70 to #34 - Joshic (02/04/2010) [-]
most emos arnt sad
they think they are
but they arnt

and he's cuz could just be cutting herself and hes is being a ignorent **** and calling her a emo
#46 to #34 - Voiceforanons (02/03/2010) [-]
amen!ha i brought god into this!
#10 - Gemmababeey (02/03/2010) [-]
haha xx
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