Do it right. . Slat Fara .e! ikill an 'l' Aioi Ba. So i've been doing it wrong this whole time!? thanks Rippy, you're a LIFESAVER! rippy Razor Suicide wrist
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Slat Fara .e! ikill an 'l' Aioi Ba
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Submitted: 02/02/2010
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User avatar #11 - jogz (02/03/2010) [-]
So i've been doing it wrong this whole time!?
thanks Rippy, you're a LIFESAVER!
User avatar #3 - Baffalo (02/02/2010) [-]

An EMT friend of mine was telling me of one time when he responded to a call from a suicide attempt. A kid decided he wanted to commit suicide, so he slit his wrist. Well, this was taking too damn long, and so he decided to slit his other wrist. Well, slitting your wrists hurts, so he called 911 to request an ambulance.

While waiting for the ambulance, the blood loss finally got to him, and he passed out... falling on his knife. When EMTs arrived, they had to pick him up and poke his intestines back in, then stabilize him and get him back to the hospital. He survived, but not for a lack of effort!
User avatar #13 - Metus (02/03/2010) [-]
Rippy reminds me of Mr. Hanky.... YAY :D
User avatar #28 - RocketTOpedoland (02/03/2010) [+] (29 replies)
i used to be hardcore emo. it's just a phase. now i'm a stoner. it's much better kiddos.
User avatar #29 to #28 - waus (02/03/2010) [-]
Right. Go on everybody, take advice from somebody who takes drugs and used to cut himself.
User avatar #31 - joshwontwon (02/03/2010) [+] (6 replies)
haha my cousin is an emo who cuts herself! We make fun of her for it!
#34 to #31 - SlappyRingz (02/03/2010) [-]
go suck a cock why would you make fun of someones misery you cockhead...

.... ******* go die in a corner....
#27 - inhorsegirl (02/03/2010) [-]
love the disclaimer! lawlz.
User avatar #33 - shrellamawaferret (02/03/2010) [-]
Post this pic to Meg Griffin
User avatar #19 - ttritt (02/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #20 to #19 - ttritt (02/03/2010) [-]
my bestfreind does this **** . just thinking about it scares the **** out of me
User avatar #15 - deathlordkira (02/03/2010) [-]
i hate you all
User avatar #71 - pedrobearoso (02/04/2010) [-]
not funny at all
#21 - MeYouMe (02/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i have 3 friends that USED to be emo, and for every cut i found on them i slapped them HARD, 2 of them stopped, the last one i didnt care about and after a while i just didnt give damn, but she stopped anyways (idk why) but thats how i make my friends stop cutting themselves...
#26 to #23 - cheesecakelover **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
the girl stopped but im not sure about the guy. i was really mad/sad cuz im 15 my friend is also 15 she went to the hospital awhile ago cuz she didnt stop bleeding
User avatar #16 - dawgs (02/03/2010) [-]
*note to Disclaimer* take Rippy's advice and it won't be a problem
User avatar #2 - lolcakes (02/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
um there both wrong you cut you neck not your wrist stop giving false informatin baffalo
User avatar #6 to #2 - WolfRider (02/03/2010) [-]
most emo's ive ever seen cut their wrists.. not their necks
User avatar #45 - ARealLiveKazakhGuy (02/03/2010) [-]
User avatar #17 - Joshic (02/03/2010) [-]
its the sort of thing i would post all around hot topic and planet 13
User avatar #14 - seekercat (02/03/2010) [-]
Might as well do something right for once in your life!
User avatar #12 - XVelocityX (02/03/2010) [-]
And now we know! G.I. Joe!!!
#4 - idonotremember (02/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
read the fine print at the bottom lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Mrdarkler (02/03/2010) [-]
Disclaimer: Don't actually commit suicide. Someone might miss you and I don't want them to sue me.

for everyone who thought it was too small to bother with.
User avatar #8 - HateMachine (02/03/2010) [-]
Because it would be just a shame if they go across the street and die.
User avatar #7 - Baffalo (02/03/2010) [-]
Wow, never thought this would make it on the front page. Thank you everyone who voted thumbs up :)
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