Not my time yet. If you could be Death for a day...... where the hell did she get the frying pan? oh wait shes a woman...nvm
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#37 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
**** that! I would bring lighter fluid, a match,, a bowl a knife, an overused car battery, some extra gameboy wires, the gameboy advance itself, a can of pepsi, and a strainer. You use the knife to strip the wires and the lighter fluid to drench the line in front of the door, then put one end of the wires on the battery, and the other half in the fluid. Take the gameboy and take the plastic off and put the knfie through the motherboard (lots of conductive material) and put it in the lighter fluid. Set the car batery in the strainer and put a bowl below it. Apply pepsi, it should balance the acid out. Then drench the wires in the drainage. I tried this. Death got all scared and he was like "Your moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air"
User avatar #42 to #37 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
I would bring a pipe, some pot, and a lighter. Then i'd smoke the pot and just let it happen.
User avatar #44 to #42 - Trollizzle (02/02/2010) [-]
Don't forget to pass it this way. =]
User avatar #45 to #44 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
*takes a hit and passes pipe*
#48 to #44 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
Puff puff pass, man.
#46 to #42 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
You should know what happens next. When you light the fluid in front of the door, it flares up. I forgot to mention the weed (but **** , I'm a hippy- do I even need to mention weed for people to know I have it on me lmao?), but you put that in the fluid at the door. When the electricity conducts it, it lights the weed. A fire then flares up and if anybody here has played Legend Of Zelda (who the **** hasn't) then you know what happens when a fire lights in front of the door. We then killl Death and if I was death for a day....I would kill the president and take his place. I'd be a good, kind president. I'd spend the entire day shaking hands and kissing babies. (stifles dead baby jokes)
User avatar #49 to #46 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
That's a lot of work. just smoke a joint dude and everything will be alright.
#51 to #49 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
I gotta work for my pot dude. I make the money, I buy entire ounces of pot, and I make BUDDER. I can EAT my weed.

Now...uhhhh....dammit...(giggle)....I dropped my blunt.

*rolls a new blunt but can't stop laughing*
User avatar #52 to #51 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
that is ******* cash! I'm gonna make some budder later and then cook some brownies. mmmmmmmmm... brownies.

*attempts to pick up blunt*
*finally picks it up after several attempts and finishes it off.*

dude, I think I'm in another dimension.
#53 to #52 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
I....*giggle*...I know's like *almost bursts out laughing* it think I can see my brain dude....
User avatar #54 to #53 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
*bursts out laughing* **** dude, this is some good **** !

*Rolls another joint*
#59 to #54 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
Wait.. **** ...*bursts out laughing*
User avatar #62 to #59 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
dude, where the **** are we?
#69 to #62 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
I...I was more concerned with why theres a chicken on my forehead...
#74 to #69 - ModernWarfareBeast (02/02/2010) [-]
DUDE was that a ****** ...... wait wtf were we talkin about again
User avatar #79 to #74 - livetodance (02/03/2010) [-]
here is the deal i just made brownies so if you share ill share :D
User avatar #64 to #62 - simmo (02/02/2010) [-]
dude were's my car
#68 to #64 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
Dude, ***** all whack... *rapes you*
User avatar #63 to #60 - Zenomix (02/02/2010) [-]
Lols look at this kid
User avatar #50 to #49 - Underacheiver (02/02/2010) [-]
*takes pipe and smokes*
*suddenly feels like the keyboard is mixing the keys around.*
User avatar #4 - Funnypics (02/02/2010) [-]
where the hell did she get the frying pan? oh wait shes a woman...nvm
User avatar #6 to #4 - BUTWHY (02/02/2010) [-]
Ahahaha! Well played, sir. Would you like to partake in some celebratory tea?
User avatar #8 to #6 - Funnypics (02/02/2010) [-]
u have extra teabags?
User avatar #35 to #8 - BUTWHY (02/02/2010) [-]
Ohohohoho. Quite. Just enter this totally unsuspicious van that does totally not have 'Federal Bureau of Investigation' painted on the sides in large gold block letters.
User avatar #113 to #35 - Funnypics (02/03/2010) [-]
User avatar #114 to #113 - Funnypics (02/03/2010) [-]
but seriously where the **** did she get the frying pan?
User avatar #119 to #114 - BUTWHY (02/03/2010) [-]
Uh. God did it?
captcha- vague...
User avatar #120 to #119 - Funnypics (02/03/2010) [-]
so god just magically made a frying pan appear in her hand? think about it....and i dont think she has the strength to hit death to stop him....just sayin
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User avatar #77 - facepalmer (02/03/2010) [-]
what the hell would she have a frying pan for? ... oh wait
#16 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
if i could be death, i would kill miley cyrus -_-
#21 to #16 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
Haha lmao
#24 to #16 - dangerman (02/02/2010) [-]
i think i would kill the jonas brothers
#30 to #24 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
i thought you would want to kill the guy who took your crayons
#78 - nohomo **User deleted account** (02/03/2010) [-]
she already looks dead
User avatar #7 - jessmcboss (02/02/2010) [-]
Looks like she..
puts on glasses
Beat Death!!!

#9 to #7 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
its takes off glasses dumb ****
User avatar #10 - WarPigs (02/02/2010) [-]
Just got an idea
I will visit a hospital when someone i know is in there. I will have a backback containing a tattered book, cloak, and a scythe that you peace together. i will go to the bathroom, dress up, then go to that friend's room and ask "are you <insert name here>?"

...shut up i know i have issues xD
User avatar #20 to #10 - jacencaedus (02/02/2010) [-]
F***ING WIN!!!
User avatar #111 - girguy (02/03/2010) [-]
Looks like
*Puts on sunglasses*
She's going down with the sickness.

User avatar #112 to #111 - Keyahnee (02/03/2010) [-]
I love that s....*collapses* *foams at mouth*
#115 to #112 - mecha man (02/03/2010) [-]
hey,guys what is goi...*collapses* *foams at mouth*
#116 to #115 - anon (02/03/2010) [-]
What are you tw.... *collapses* *foams at mouth*
User avatar #121 to #116 - Funnypics (02/03/2010) [-]
I dont se why you guys ar- *collapses* *foams at mouth*
User avatar #65 - inrisk (02/02/2010) [-]
No more death in 3..2..1..
User avatar #47 - holycrapiliektoast (02/02/2010) [-]
death has got a hard job
#110 - anon (02/03/2010) [-]
if i was death i would kill justin beiber , jones brothers and some kids i hate.
#70 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
Piers Anthony wrote a book called On a Pale Horse, where a man killed Death and had to take his place. Well worth the time if you are into it.
Great Pic btw. I lold.
User avatar #14 - CaptainObviousMan (02/02/2010) [-]
I'm thinking back to the scene in Kill Bill.
#34 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
i always take my favorite frying pan to the hospital too. sometimes if you sneak into the autopsy room you can get some choice meat.
User avatar #100 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/03/2010) [-]
hit death in the face... LIKE A BOWS!!
User avatar #23 - nightcrawlr (02/02/2010) [-]
lol I rofled...
#66 to #23 - WIPLASH **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
i thumbed you up just cause of your pic/animation
#76 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
I Fap to this picture!
#81 to #76 - anon (02/03/2010) [-]
u fap to everything dude
User avatar #87 to #76 - fledpainter (02/03/2010) [-]
u r why i hate anons, to the other anons, pull ur guy inline!!!
#19 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
lol this is a nice drawing xD its the kinda classic stuff fj needs more of
User avatar #5 - cofo (02/02/2010) [-]
her eye scares the **** out of me!!!
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