Not my time yet

#4 - Funnypics

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(02/02/2010)[-]

where the hell did she get the frying pan? oh wait shes a woman...nvm

#6 to #4 - BUTWHY

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Ahahaha! Well played, sir. Would you like to partake in some celebratory tea?

#8 to #6 - Funnypics

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(02/02/2010)[-]

u have extra teabags?

#35 to #8 - BUTWHY

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Ohohohoho. Quite. Just enter this totally unsuspicious van that does totally not have 'Federal Bureau of Investigation' painted on the sides in large gold block letters.

#113 to #35 - Funnypics

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(02/03/2010)[-]

BUTWHY

#114 to #113 - Funnypics

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(02/03/2010)[-]

but seriously where the **** did she get the frying pan?

#119 to #114 - BUTWHY

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(02/03/2010)[-]

Uh. God did it?
captcha- vague...

#120 to #119 - Funnypics

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(02/03/2010)[-]

so god just magically made a frying pan appear in her hand? think about it....and i dont think she has the strength to hit death to stop him....just sayin

#37 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

**** that! I would bring lighter fluid, a match,, a bowl a knife, an overused car battery, some extra gameboy wires, the gameboy advance itself, a can of pepsi, and a strainer. You use the knife to strip the wires and the lighter fluid to drench the line in front of the door, then put one end of the wires on the battery, and the other half in the fluid. Take the gameboy and take the plastic off and put the knfie through the motherboard (lots of conductive material) and put it in the lighter fluid. Set the car batery in the strainer and put a bowl below it. Apply pepsi, it should balance the acid out. Then drench the wires in the drainage. I tried this. Death got all scared and he was like "Your moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air"

#42 to #37 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

I would bring a pipe, some pot, and a lighter. Then i'd smoke the pot and just let it happen.

#44 to #42 - Trollizzle

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Don't forget to pass it this way. =]

#48 to #44 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Puff puff pass, man.

#45 to #44 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

*takes a hit and passes pipe*

#46 to #42 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

You should know what happens next. When you light the fluid in front of the door, it flares up. I forgot to mention the weed (but ****, I'm a hippy- do I even need to mention weed for people to know I have it on me lmao?), but you put that in the fluid at the door. When the electricity conducts it, it lights the weed. A fire then flares up and if anybody here has played Legend Of Zelda (who the **** hasn't) then you know what happens when a fire lights in front of the door. We then killl Death and if I was death for a day....I would kill the president and take his place. I'd be a good, kind president. I'd spend the entire day shaking hands and kissing babies. (stifles dead baby jokes)

#49 to #46 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

That's a lot of work. just smoke a joint dude and everything will be alright.

#51 to #49 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

I gotta work for my pot dude. I make the money, I buy entire ounces of pot, and I make BUDDER. I can EAT my weed.

Now...uhhhh....dammit...(giggle)....I dropped my blunt.

*rolls a new blunt but can't stop laughing*

#52 to #51 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

that is ******* cash! I'm gonna make some budder later and then cook some brownies. mmmmmmmmm... brownies.

*attempts to pick up blunt*
*finally picks it up after several attempts and finishes it off.*

dude, I think I'm in another dimension.

#53 to #52 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

I....*giggle*...I know dude...it's like *almost bursts out laughing* it think I can see my brain dude....

#54 to #53 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

*bursts out laughing* **** dude, this is some good ****!

*Rolls another joint*

#59 to #54 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Wait..****...*bursts out laughing*

#60 to #59 - anon id: 8c4d6246

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(02/02/2010)[-]

******************

#63 to #60 - Zenomix

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Lols look at this kid

#62 to #59 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

dude, where the **** are we?

#69 to #62 - JakeTheWiseOldHipy**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

I...I was more concerned with why theres a chicken on my forehead...

#74 to #69 - ModernWarfareBeast

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(02/02/2010)[-]

DUDE was that a ******...... wait wtf were we talkin about again

#79 to #74 - livetodance

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(02/03/2010)[-]

here is the deal i just made brownies so if you share ill share :D

#64 to #62 - simmo

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(02/02/2010)[-]

dude were's my car

#68 to #64 - anon id: edba0a34

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Dude, ***** all whack... *rapes you*

#50 to #49 - Underacheiver

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(02/02/2010)[-]

*takes pipe and smokes*
*suddenly feels like the keyboard is mixing the keys around.*

#75 - IamKingNothing

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#16 - MrSquiggly**User deleted account**

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(02/02/2010)[-]

if i could be death, i would kill miley cyrus -_-

#24 to #16 - dangerman

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(02/02/2010)[-]

i think i would kill the jonas brothers

#30 to #24 - anon id: 5c067b2f

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(02/02/2010)[-]

i thought you would want to kill the guy who took your crayons

#21 to #16 - anon id: fcbabf52

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Haha lmao

#55 - anon id: 620a80b0

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Can anyone say FALCO PUNCH!

#56 to #55 - Bongos

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(02/02/2010)[-]

You forgot the "N".

#58 to #55 - holycrapiliektoast

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(02/02/2010)[-]

FALCO DOESNT PUNCH
HE KICKS AND SLICES

#80 to #58 - anon id: 81d3c425

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(02/03/2010)[-]

and he personally prefers the air

#57 to #55 - containletters

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(02/02/2010)[-]

falco is a bird.... from star fox....

#122 to #57 - Bongos

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(02/03/2010)[-]

I am aware of that, but it is Captain FalcoN that says "Falcon Punch!", not Falco from Star Fox.

#7 - jessmcboss

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Looks like she..
puts on glasses
Beat Death!!!

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!11

#9 to #7 - anon id: 0bfd7a45

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(02/02/2010)[-]

its takes off glasses dumb ****

#61 - anon id: 620a80b0

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(02/02/2010)[-]

i just ownd your brain juices with that frying pan its falco punch not falcon punch

#67 to #61 - PteParts

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Yo. Reply Button. Use it.

#84 to #61 - kamaboko

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(02/03/2010)[-]

and its "FALCOOOON PWNCH!"

#77 - facepalmer

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(02/03/2010)[-]

what the hell would she have a frying pan for? ... oh wait

#10 - WarPigs

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(02/02/2010)[-]

Just got an idea
I will visit a hospital when someone i know is in there. I will have a backback containing a tattered book, cloak, and a scythe that you peace together. i will go to the bathroom, dress up, then go to that friend's room and ask "are you <insert name here>?"

...shut up i know i have issues xD

#20 to #10 - jacencaedus

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(02/02/2010)[-]

F***ING WIN!!!

#78 - nohomo**User deleted account**

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(02/03/2010)[-]

she already looks dead

If you could be Death for a day....