The Slender Man. EDIT:: First one to roll 666 gets dedz for prt. 2<br /> pic at top: /funny_pictures/1820924/ghosts/<br /> Marbel Hornets:www.youtub You see Him he sees
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The Slender Man

The Slender Man. EDIT:: First one to roll 666 gets dedz for prt. 2<br /> pic at top: /funny_pictures/1820924/ghosts/<br /> Marbel Hornets:www.youtub

EDIT:: First one to roll 666 gets dedz for prt. 2<br />
pic at top: /funny_pictures/1820924/ghosts/<br />
Marbel<br />

Tags: You | see | Him | he | sees
so refeering to the recent post that made it
on the from page.
Hes not
a ghost
so this guy Alot of you do not know who he is.
He is your living mother *******
This is "The slender man"
There have been sightings
of all the way back to the
16th century.
He is believed to be 9 to
16 feet tall, but its also
believed he can alter his
He is seen in forest and at
night. Mostly. He has als
been smiled durring the
V day in foggy or dark
T places. He usually
watches his prey from
i behind trees.
So how do you know
this guy is real?
wooaahh blaah blah
blah? All you have is
kids time to play ******* scary as mother
******* hell wheres waldo. Spot the scary mother
****** in the backround.
The killings that
hes involved in his
o . . victoms are impaled
through the chest
and hung on trees.
He will. But rarely.
disect his victims
and remove there
organs then put
them in thin plastic
bags. then shove
them back in.
Youll know if hes
near. All cases that
have been reported
with a "soft
humming noise".
and just before. "A
small childs
laughter. But more
The earliest argued reference to the legend is within the
cave paintings found in the sen capybara National
Park in the Northeast of Brazil, which are believed to date
from as far back as 9000 so These paintings show a
strangely elongated character leading a child by the hand,
but make no reference to the extra appendages.
The tall man swan in a clearing, dressed as a nobleman, all
in black. Shadows lay over him, dark as a cloudy midnight.
He had many arms, all long and boneless as snakes, all sharp
as swords, and they writhed like worms on nails. He did
speak, but made his intentions know." journal dated 118 a. d.
In germany
1 Dated to 1702 "My child, my
Lars... he is gone. Taken, from his
bed. The only thing that we found
was a scrap afflack clothing. It
feels like cotton, but it is softer...
thicker. Lars came into my
bedroom yesterday, screaming at
the top of his lungs that "The angel
s outside!" I asked him what he
was talking about, and he told me some nonsense fairy story
about Der ( The tall man y He said he went into the
groves by our village and found one ofmy cows dead, hanging
from a tree. I thought nothing of it at first... but now, he is
gone. We must find Lars, and my family must leave before we
are killed. I am sorry, my son... I should have listened. May
God forgive me."
A quick note. He does kill children and has NEVER been
reported to do so. He kidnaps them and they are never seen
again. As one child had escaped from this fate but later
killed herself but kept repeating. "Hes... leading us to
safety... Hes... I_ eading us to saftey (Child starts to cry and
thrash mound screaming ) I DONT WANT TO GO. YOUR
GOING TO LET HIM TAKE ME. NO. NO. (sobbing stops
and she looks strait down. silent y"
She also drew this
picture. Police
investigator said that
We can only assume
this was the man she
was talking about."
Obviously a tall man
There is a excellent
series on the slender
man called "Mabel
hornets" And can be
found on youtube. Its
******* scary. I
recomend it though to
anyone who wants to
know more about the
slender man.
the link will be
above) Translated in "Tall man"
france 1300' s
Theres more. so much more. Its alot of work and its very
nerve racking. I need some sort of responce to know you
guys want more so.
Your Choice.
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#120 - PedobearInDisguise (03/16/2011) [-]
He also loves to dance.
He also loves to dance.
#17 - AliceKitteh (03/16/2011) [-]
I ******* love talking about slendy
User avatar #1697 to #17 - Moog (03/17/2011) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that picture?
User avatar #1700 to #1697 - AliceKitteh (03/17/2011) [-]
So long you wouldn't even believe it.
#1706 to #1700 - Moog (03/17/2011) [-]
Ah, well it fits nicely :)
Ah, well it fits nicely :)
#2118 to #1706 - AliceKitteh (03/17/2011) [-]
Thank you kind sir
#2119 to #2118 - Moog (03/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #2120 to #2119 - AliceKitteh (03/17/2011) [-]
Ah sorry your name reveals nothing :')
And funny junk is 95% males
#588 - Indigoman (03/17/2011) [-]
well OBVIOUSLY, we have a SLENDER MAN in lincoln park, hes climbin on your patios, messin your movies up, hide yo kids, hide yo self, cuz hes impalin EREBODY on branches up i here
#596 to #588 - castlewolf (03/17/2011) [-]
Antoine, I...
#613 to #596 - Indigoman (03/17/2011) [-]
You WHAT, you twiggy ass *********** ?!
User avatar #2170 to #613 - OOOOOOOOOO (03/19/2011) [-]
#427 - macross ONLINE (03/17/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #199 - GangstaNun (03/17/2011) [-]
Scumbag Tallman

"Yo bro can i borrow your child?"

Never gives it back.
#856 - tacosmells (03/17/2011) [-]
you know who he really is
User avatar #897 to #856 - catmanjoseph (03/17/2011) [-]
I thought of him too. You beat me to it :C Thumbs for like-mindedness :3
#887 to #856 - anon (03/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #95 - Moushi (03/16/2011) [-]
So... is it just me, or does Slender man seem like the ultimate photobomber?
#560 - BambisMother (03/17/2011) [-]
Children, I...
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#58 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
Me and my friends watched the Marble Hornets series, and looked up a whole bunch of stuff about slender man, and where really freaked out. But we soon got over being scared, because we always imagined him as a guy who stands outside your window wanking off.
#744 - injerseyforever (03/17/2011) [-]
So I was walking home and then I saw Slenderman and I was like WHAT DO YOU WANT SLENDERMAN and he said "I'm gonna need about tree fity" and then I realized it wasn't Slender man it was the God Damn Loch Ness Monster!
#587 - darkcow (03/17/2011) [-]
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#1345 - ToothlessKey (03/17/2011) [-]
pfft. I live in Australia, here everything tries to murder you anyway, whats one more?
User avatar #1350 to #1345 - WolfPrince (03/17/2011) [-]
animals wont eat your soul
User avatar #1352 to #1345 - mundoman (03/17/2011) [-]
Zangief Kid protects us anyway.
#1377 to #1345 - soawesomeithurts (03/17/2011) [-]
**** i live in New Zealand the only thing trying to kill you over here are the Maori kids.
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#756 to #740 - shadowpenn (03/17/2011) [-]
i've never seen that used more appropriately.
User avatar #1699 to #756 - Moog (03/17/2011) [-]
But he should be shopped in the window
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#1915 - grendels (03/17/2011) [-]
It's simple

We burn... all the forests to the ground
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#450 - outofnames (03/17/2011) [-]
just sayin
#477 to #450 - anon (03/17/2011) [-]
And the theme song...
"Boys and girls of every age....come with us and you will see."
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#52 - morveri ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
Really tall, dark clothes, scares children

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