doing the right thang. editoh its beiber<br /> /funny_pictures/1825920/coincidence/<br /> THANKS FOR FRONT PAGE NEGROS. You are driving down the roa doing the right thang editoh its beiber<br /> /funny_pictures/1825920/coincidence/<br THANKS FOR FRONT PAGE NEGROS You are driving down roa
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doing the right thang. editoh its beiber<br /> /funny_pictures/1825920/coincidence/<br /> THANKS FOR FRONT PAGE NEGROS. You are driving down the roa

edit*oh **** its beiber<br />
/funny_pictures/1825920/coincidence/<br />
THANKS FOR FRONT PAGE NEGROS

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy
night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people
waiting forthe
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partnering have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that
there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you
continue
reading.
This is a moral/ ethical dilemma that was once actually used
as part
ofa job application. You could pick up the old lady, because
she is
going to die, and thus you should save . Or you could
take
the old friend because he once saved your life, and this
would be
the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never
be able
to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no
trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'l would
give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the
hospital. I
would stay behind and wait forthe bus with the partner of
my dreams.'
Sometimes, we gain more ifhe are able to give up our
stubborn
thought limitations.
Never forget to Think Outside ofthe Box.'
HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over
and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect
partner on the hood ofthe car, then drive outwith the old
friend for a few beers.
God, I just love happy endings!
nothumbs up for more stories
never again
love,
fallingidols
...
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#18 - Aleafe
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ok which seat should i take?
ok which seat should i take?
#280 to #18 - Dudejosedude
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What're these gif's from?
#293 to #18 - tymygy
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#79 to #18 - xxrobyxx
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#119 - HunterAsesino
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well which seat would they take?
#276 to #119 - brutalnooodle
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The really sad thing is that I was listening to this song from a previous post and it was right at the part when I read your comment.
#327 to #119 - ifailedatmaths **User deleted account**
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#126 to #119 - Prostrero
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goddamnit rebecca black
goddamnit rebecca black
User avatar #36 - bobdonkey
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(03/16/2011) [-]
Wait a minute, which seat is free? Is it a front seat or a back seat?

Moreover, was the day before a Thursday? Because that would mean that this day is Friday.
User avatar #37 to #36 - xxghostxx
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also did you have your cereal?
#297 to #37 - TheGreenX
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Still eating
User avatar #227 to #37 - theglados
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and, did you have your bowl?
#39 - mubarak
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#66 - gun
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(03/17/2011) [-]
RUN OVER FRIEND
EAT GRANNY
RAPE GIRL
ALL WHILE LISTENING TO HARD TECHNO
User avatar #93 to #66 - fallingidols [OP]
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odd future
#120 to #66 - anon id: 356e6d38
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RAPE GIRL WITH A RAKE*
#123 to #66 - sinep
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#89 to #66 - Conemen
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Techno you say?
Techno you say?
#429 to #89 - piclemaniscool
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Daft Punk is house
User avatar #439 to #429 - Conemen
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Which is a subgenre of techno, like electronica and so on.
User avatar #440 to #439 - piclemaniscool
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According ti Ishkur's guide, it is different, as trance and techno.

You could say it is a subgenre of Electronic music though
User avatar #441 to #440 - Conemen
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I say Daft Punk is house, but many say electric, I don't care.
THEY'RE GOOD, and that's what matters.
User avatar #443 to #441 - piclemaniscool
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no, house being the subgenre of ELECTRONIC music.
like trance, techno, breakbeat, jungle, hardcore, and downtempo.

http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/

And they ARE good. Amen to that!
User avatar #445 to #443 - Conemen
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IS THERE ANY DEADMAU5????
User avatar #444 to #443 - Conemen
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Lol at French House
Thomas Bangalter X3 Not Thomas Bangalter.. lol!
#77 to #66 - DestroyaFaceTwo
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User avatar #60 to #55 - Joekin
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HAHAHAHA...you sneaky bastard!!! =D
User avatar #61 to #55 - thefairyofop
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The trunk.
#107 - oneballedcube
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i wouldnt pick any of them up
User avatar #130 to #107 - notcompletelystone
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no... scumbag steve would drive through a puddle beside the bus stop, splasshing all three of them.
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#88 - machoflaco
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&lt;---- i would've run them all over
<---- i would've run them all over
#219 - frankoochster
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I'm Mexican can fit those 3 plus a family of 8 in that car
#232 to #219 - jwcone
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#264 - CherryYumDiddly
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You're driving in your smart-car on a cold rainy night  
you come up to a bus stop  
three people are waiting.   
1st Your best friend   
2nd the girl of your dreams whom youve ben crushing on for-ever  
3rd a pregnant woman who desperately needs to go to the hospital  
What do you do knowing that you could only pick up one person?  
  
YOU GO HOME AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE! YOu bought a smart car, which only has one goddamn seat. you stupid piece of trash douche knicker.
You're driving in your smart-car on a cold rainy night
you come up to a bus stop
three people are waiting.
1st Your best friend
2nd the girl of your dreams whom youve ben crushing on for-ever
3rd a pregnant woman who desperately needs to go to the hospital
What do you do knowing that you could only pick up one person?

YOU GO HOME AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE! YOu bought a smart car, which only has one goddamn seat. you stupid piece of trash douche knicker.
User avatar #265 to #264 - CherryYumDiddly
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*Passenger Seat.
#412 to #264 - Deathscar
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posted the about the same thing below :/
User avatar #275 to #264 - iNomNomNom
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Ah SNI. Good stuff dude. Good stuff.
User avatar #273 to #264 - Iseeusleep
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(03/17/2011) [-]
Abort the baby Pick up the girl and tell your friend to go **** himself and laugh as you drive off knowing he will get you back