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THANKS FOR FRONT PAGE NEGROS

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy
night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people
waiting forthe
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partnering have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that
there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you
continue
reading.
This is a moral/ ethical dilemma that was once actually used
as part
ofa job application. You could pick up the old lady, because
she is
going to die, and thus you should save . Or you could
take
the old friend because he once saved your life, and this
would be
the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never
be able
to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no
trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'l would
give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the
hospital. I
would stay behind and wait forthe bus with the partner of
my dreams.'
Sometimes, we gain more ifhe are able to give up our
stubborn
thought limitations.
Never forget to Think Outside ofthe Box.'
HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over
and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect
partner on the hood ofthe car, then drive outwith the old
friend for a few beers.
God, I just love happy endings!
nothumbs up for more stories
never again
love,
fallingidols
...
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#18 - Aleafe ONLINE (03/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
ok which seat should i take?
ok which seat should i take?
#119 - HunterAsesino (03/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
well which seat would they take?
User avatar #36 - bobdonkey (03/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Wait a minute, which seat is free? Is it a front seat or a back seat?

Moreover, was the day before a Thursday? Because that would mean that this day is Friday.
#66 - gun (03/17/2011) [+] (15 replies)
RUN OVER FRIEND
EAT GRANNY
RAPE GIRL
ALL WHILE LISTENING TO HARD TECHNO
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#55 - juared **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#107 - oneballedcube (03/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i wouldnt pick any of them up
#88 - machoflaco (03/17/2011) [-]
&lt;---- i would've run them all over
<---- i would've run them all over
#219 - frankoochster (03/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm Mexican can fit those 3 plus a family of 8 in that car
#264 - CherryYumDiddly (03/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)
You're driving in your smart-car on a cold rainy night  
you come up to a bus stop  
three people are waiting.   
1st Your best friend   
2nd the girl of your dreams whom youve ben crushing on for-ever  
3rd a pregnant woman who desperately needs to go to the hospital  
What do you do knowing that you could only pick up one person?  
  
YOU GO HOME AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE! YOu bought a smart car, which only has one goddamn seat. you stupid piece of trash douche knicker.
You're driving in your smart-car on a cold rainy night
you come up to a bus stop
three people are waiting.
1st Your best friend
2nd the girl of your dreams whom youve ben crushing on for-ever
3rd a pregnant woman who desperately needs to go to the hospital
What do you do knowing that you could only pick up one person?

YOU GO HOME AND REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE! YOu bought a smart car, which only has one goddamn seat. you stupid piece of trash douche knicker.
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#173 - trainerash **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#360 - raberintodesu (03/17/2011) [-]
Well, it's your fault for owning a 2-seater car.
#117 - itsmetiririca (03/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i WILL be back,						************					!!
i WILL be back, ************ !!
#125 - grendels (03/17/2011) [+] (13 replies)
I'd run them all over.
#95 - mamaluweegee (03/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The correct answer really is... TO RE-EVALUATE YOUR 						*******					 LIFE FOR DRIVING A 						*******					 SMART CAR!!!!!!
The correct answer really is... TO RE-EVALUATE YOUR ******* LIFE FOR DRIVING A ******* SMART CAR!!!!!!
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#31 - kidwiththehair (03/16/2011) [-]
I would choose my friend.

I don't really care for the old lady, and i would question why the hell my "perfect mate" is standing there letting an old lady die. That bitch must be crazy.

But someone who saved you shows dedication and i wouldn't question his ability to stay a good friend, possibly for life.
#46 - josephthepro (03/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
No.... You go home and REEVALUATE YOUR ******* LIFE!!! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!
#19 - Nullifier (03/16/2011) [-]
Add blue words to the bottom of a post

No longer repost, feel free to claim it.
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