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#211 - grendels (03/16/2011) [-]
OP sited, prepare to fire.
User avatar #108 to #97 - Zaitsev (03/16/2011) [-]
Look at the comment below...
#136 - ColonelFox (03/16/2011) [-]
FUN FACT: Thou shalt not kill is not in the bible. It's thou shall not murder.
User avatar #219 to #136 - HOBOwithISSUES (03/16/2011) [-]
i love you
#619 - drunkpenguin (03/16/2011) [-]
Oh look, religion wars.  
  
  
Bye guys
Oh look, religion wars.


Bye guys
#227 - Thehomelessman (03/16/2011) [-]
actually the Bible says NOTHING about priests remaining abstinent.
Sex is not forbidden, just pre-marital.

And on a side not those actors just say that to make themselves seem like they're nice people. Or in Mel Gibson's words, "Out-Jew them"
#713 to #618 - anon (03/17/2011) [-]
#191 - samusarans (03/16/2011) [-]
Everyone calm the **** down. Realize that both sides have about an equal amount of proof that their belief is right.
User avatar #239 to #191 - bobmarleh (03/16/2011) [-]
"equal"
xDD
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#204 to #191 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #220 to #204 - samusarans (03/16/2011) [-]
It's not religion that's the problem, though. It's beliefs in general. Beliefs cause conflicts, whether it's between a christfag and an atheistfag, or between a communistfag and a capitalistfag. They cause wars and deaths, hell we lost over 300 years in technological development from the Dark Ages due to wars in beliefs. It's best to just let people be what they will, and let them go to hell, or be reincarnated, or whatever they think will happen when they die.
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#232 to #220 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #287 to #232 - Odobisean (03/16/2011) [-]
Atheism is a religion but a religion that does not believe in religious dieties
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#292 to #287 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #265 to #232 - Gumballer (03/16/2011) [-]
Please, good sir, just shut your mouth and get off the internet.
No-one is trying to argue with you, no-one here is contradicting you (at least, anyone who isn't a complete dumbass isn't) or forcing you to believe in anything other than what you want to. Just keep your beliefs (or lack, thereof) to yourself, far away from the internet. We came here to look at funny pictures, not to read your 7 page rant on the oppression of Atheists.

Oh, and if you're trying to troll, it's a pretty pathetic effort.
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#279 to #265 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#268 to #232 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
tell christians they are horrible people for telling others about christianity,
Retarded ass-backwards, science-less hicks should stop talking about their ******* faggoty imaginary friend in the sky.

why is it in these debates christians are the ones most bashed, you dont see people attacking Buddhists, or Hindus, or all of the minor theistic religions.
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#272 to #268 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #339 to #272 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
You're a ******* idiot. You're parents should just take away your internet privilege because noone want's to hear the ******** that comes out of your mouth. I don't necessarily agree with most religions either but you..You're just a ******* idiot. Theres not much else I can say.
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#346 to #339 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #357 to #346 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
No, you're an idiot because you seem to think anyone on the internet cares about your little rants. Seriously, all these "Facts" Noone gives two ***** about. Have you ever actually read the bible? So many hardcore athiests think they know everything about the bible and religions without any insight on it but what they can seek up from Youtube. Honestly, noone cares and you should have every ounce of semen removed from your body so you cannot reproduce.
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#371 to #357 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #376 to #371 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
I'm not even going to read that.
But that is exactly why I know you care.
If you didn't care you wouldn't spend your time keyboard thumping more words that again, Noone wants to read. Nor' cares about reading. Noone cares what you think, Please just stop and leave the internet forever.
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#381 to #376 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #386 to #381 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
Oh man, congratulations on winning an internet fight. And still, noone cares what you have to say. You're the drunk dumb bitch at the party everyone tries to avoid.
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#395 to #386 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #404 to #395 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
I asked a question? Actually, I just said you're an idiot.
What criticism am I taking? I don't follow the christian religion either. All I'm saying is you're worse than those dumb old bitchy ladies buble thumping every where they go. Noone cares about your religion so keep that **** to your ******* self you tool.
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#419 to #404 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #432 to #419 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
Okay, I'll say it again.
Keep. Your. Religious Views. Or Views on religion in general.
Too. Your. ******* . Self. Nobody. Cares. What. You. Have. To. Say.
The internet isn't for butthurt faggots complaining about **** that doesn't matter. So get the **** out or shut the **** up.
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#450 to #432 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #455 to #450 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
I'm not arguing, I'm just pointing out that nobody on the internet wants to hear your ******* flame war against christians so keep it to yourself your ******* tool.
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#504 to #455 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #657 to #504 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
Lololol look at that, You seem upset.
Keep bitching over the internet, Everyone really appreciates your input.
/Sarcasm
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#485 to #455 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#523 to #485 - criv ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
O.O  
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TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL.  
  
(No offense, not getting into your pleasant conversation. Just *boom* saiyan.)
O.O
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TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL.

(No offense, not getting into your pleasant conversation. Just *boom* saiyan.)
User avatar #491 to #485 - LemonNADE (03/16/2011) [-]
lolol Look at that, I stopped replying and than you send another one. It sure does seem you don't care.

Noone want's to hear your **** , Leave the internet now.
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#464 to #455 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#537 to #450 - PenguinMafia (03/16/2011) [-]
You sound kinda butt hurt to me man.
#254 to #204 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
lololololol, wait,wait. Everything in the Bible is wrong? exactly which part? So when there are texts in the Bible talking about such historical figures and places such as every civilization written about to every place anything happened?

i might be a christian, but i am realistic, and an evolutionist, to say everything in the bible is wrong is like saying every scientific theory ever thought of was correct.
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#263 to #254 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#275 to #263 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
Spiderman and Superman are ******* real. how ******* dare you. they and God are the backbones by which this great nation of America came to be. There is scientific PROOF that George Washington was the Incredible Hulk, he didnt sail through the Delaware, he pulled the titanic through it while playing chess with Thor, Osiris, and Strawberry Shortcake. Get YOUR ******* facts straight.
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User avatar #261 to #204 - KingOfLulz (03/16/2011) [-]
He said neither points of view have proof their right.
He didn't say neither points of view disagree with eachother, of which is what you're saying. Even if the bible was "wrong", there is still no proof of anything.
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User avatar #283 to #270 - KingOfLulz (03/16/2011) [-]
And you STILL haven't mentioned the proof of The Big Bang, or whatever you believe in.

You should just stop trying to argue, we both know neither of us can win this argument, because neither of us have proof. Sure, you can say "SCIENCE OMG" and I can say "THE BIBLE OMG" but that isn't proof.
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#229 to #204 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
Christianity is young and all the other ones are old
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#236 to #204 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
All basic science points to the Bible being correct and morals were created by God and common kindness as well
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User avatar #333 to #250 - phake (03/16/2011) [-]
Don't argue with these idiots. They won't listen to your points no matter how realistic you make it.

What is funny about this is that these ******* idiots thumb your comments down despite you taking a **** on their statements. ******* idiots will be ******* idiots.
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#209 to #191 - NovelleX (03/16/2011) [-]
Willing to agree with you even though I don't believe in any religion.  I just hate the constant fighting.  
  
  
Case dismissed, BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!!
Willing to agree with you even though I don't believe in any religion. I just hate the constant fighting.


Case dismissed, BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!!
#276 to #209 - iaretehvaultboy (03/16/2011) [-]
iaretehvaultboy brought in the dancing lobsters because NovelleX brought in the dancing lobsters
iaretehvaultboy brought in the dancing lobsters because NovelleX brought in the dancing lobsters
#237 - IamPinhead ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
THIS DOES NOT COINCIDE WITH MY BELIEFS, IT MUST BE A DIRECT INSULT AND THEREFORE I MUST RESPOND WITH A THREE PAGE MISSPELLED TIRADE
#13 - EZBakeFourthAcct (03/16/2011) [-]
"God sucks" by "iMJesus"
#1 - hundredninjas (03/16/2011) [-]
this ring must be a work of god :O
User avatar #729 - vserras (03/17/2011) [-]
it is very egocentric of humans to think that we are the center of everything in the universe
and all other's 200,000,000,000 stars and even more planets are there for nothing
User avatar #762 to #729 - SchfiftyFive (03/17/2011) [-]
Make universe for humans,

All other planets just for scenery.
User avatar #768 to #729 - Zydratejunkie (03/17/2011) [-]
There are half that many stars in our galaxy. Multiply by an estimated 125,000,000,000 galaxies and you will have something closer to the correct number. 12,500,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars.
User avatar #789 to #768 - vserras (03/17/2011) [-]
12,500,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars

and probably like..... 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets

and yet people still believe in religions.....

Humanity, I'm dissapoint
User avatar #754 to #729 - ishabsa (03/17/2011) [-]
Don't forget there is stars and planets hundreds of times bigger than our Sun. In comparision with the rest of the universe, we humans are just the thorn in a subatomical particle's ass.

"Humanity could disappear in the blink of an eye, and the universe wouldn't even notice..."
Dr. Manhattan
#553 - laniusgohard (03/16/2011) [-]
ur username is "iMJesus" and ur talking bout ur daddy huh?
User avatar #559 to #553 - invadergirthefifth (03/16/2011) [-]
Daddy issues...
#557 to #553 - laniusgohard (03/16/2011) [-]
Hes gonna zap ur ass...
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User avatar #577 to #532 - Xaytor (03/16/2011) [-]
And for the lulz.
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#280 - macpeter (03/16/2011) [-]
anyone else find it ironic that his usename is imjesus
#26 - laniusgohard (03/16/2011) [-]
ur user name is "iMJesus" talking bout ur daddy eh?
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User avatar #565 to #291 - thefran (03/16/2011) [-]
You made my day, kind sir.
#177 - Dincorta (03/16/2011) [-]
inb4 religion argument
inb4 religion argument
#98 - Voxoner (03/16/2011) [-]
User avatar #202 to #98 - HOBOwithISSUES (03/16/2011) [-]
lol
#17 - homiejr (03/16/2011) [-]
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