iMJesus is the new messiah! Give unto me a gracious thumb and spread the teachings set unto us by our true god! May you please teach me your ways in the comments below, so that I may tell of your legends in the next book in holey book of Funny Junk!<br />
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From the moment his account was born unto the world of FunnyJunk it was known that iMJesus was a holy man. It is said that even in his years of new faggotory, he accomplished many great things. It is said that his account was born unto the virgin server, Mary. One day he said unto his mother, "Wrench, get back unto thy kitchen and prepare a sandwich for me to feast upon!" He then proceeded to slap her **** up.<br />
"**** my life"-Virgin Server Mary<br />
She created a fine sandwich, made from the finest cattle in the land. He ate is, and said "it was good" and it was so.<br />
He had prefomed many miracles throughout the years he grew on the lands of FunnyJunk. One day, at a gathering of all the users of FJ, he preformed a miracle for all to see. He presented a image *see image above* As all users knew, images, when clicked on, would open as if in a new window, in larger scale. However, iMJesus said unto the community, "Doesn't Open" and thus, when the community clicked on the imagage, it did not open as iMJesus had said, and it was then known throughout the land of FJ, of iMJesus's true power. And from that day, he gained many followers, who would spread his teachings, and follow him to the promise land, filled with thumbs and OC.