Rap. . rur opun .51 midnight derrer) A rri.) lettus 1011;" 1 (rtal.. Quoth the raven "Eat my shorts"
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#58 - XEC **User deleted account** (03/15/2011) [-]
quoth the raven: "Eat my shorts."
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#112 - wangdangtaco (03/15/2011) [-]
Quoth the raven "Eat my shorts"
#111 - TheNorwegianSmurf (03/15/2011) [-]
To be honest, I was waiting for the word "Fapping"
#83 - ChestchireCat (03/15/2011) [-]
I 			*******		 LOVE poe
I ******* LOVE poe
User avatar #85 to #83 - Jacomelo (03/15/2011) [-]
"DERP BITCH! Get out da way!" XD
#131 - limbolarry (03/15/2011) [-]
never more
User avatar #120 - swimmingprodigy (03/15/2011) [-]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".
#123 to #120 - tdogmeds (03/15/2011) [-]
Excellent poem.
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#113 - ishitbricks (03/15/2011) [-]
Move bitch, get outta the way!
Move bitch, get outta the way!
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User avatar #4 - strykerblade (03/15/2011) [-]
This'll be on the front page tomorrow, I just know it.
User avatar #81 - DANjustYEAH (03/15/2011) [-]

Kick it! Once upon a midnight dreary, while I kicked it weak and weary,
Dark and cold just like Lake Eerie, Brand New sample, someone clear me.
While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping.
Up like, "What?", this thunder clapping in my brain like graphic Halflings.
Staffing me, I put down Milton. Cell phone mute like Paris Hilton.
Open window, halfway built-in. Times a changing like Bob Dylan.
Twenty-pound bird black as could be, cold feet cold eyes aimed straight at me.
Grim face, grim stare, death carnivore, quothe that raven "Nevermore."
User avatar #82 to #81 - DANjustYEAH (03/15/2011) [-]
I miss Lenore, my Annabel Lee, taken by angels from me.
Alone with books (hey that's me!), harbinger of death visiting me.
I said, "Can I help you, evil prophet? If you got a problem, look, I'll solve it."
He checked my hook, DJ revolved it, perched on Pallas, chalice dropped it.
"Tell me sir, please, if you can. Am I good or evil man?
What can I say, what can I do, when will I be rid of you?"
"Nevermore," quothe he at me, hating on this fresh MC,
Satanic raven, Niche glee, killing me softly like the Fugees.
User avatar #84 to #82 - DANjustYEAH (03/15/2011) [-]
Now I feel worse, my verse is terse, joy inverse just like Fred Durst.
Call a nurse, disperse my thirst? put this process in reverse.
Wish I?d had some warning first, MC Lars, '88 hearse.
Now I'll never be Slug or Murs, under that black raven's curse.
The raven?s eyes still have the seeming of a demon that is dreaming,
Lamplight over him still streaming, hear my screaming, hearme screaming!
My soul still floats there on that floor and shall be lifted nevermore.
Afflicted calm, like Michael Moore, canonized piece, US folklore.

MC Lars - Mr Raven (Incase you wanted to know)
#91 to #84 - kenleyP (03/15/2011) [-]
**** the raven
#126 - mechanicspy (03/15/2011) [-]
hell yeah edgar allen poe u got me thumb *gif unrelated
hell yeah edgar allen poe u got me thumb *gif unrelated
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User avatar #147 to #108 - XEC **User deleted account** (03/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #110 - GeeTeeEffOhh ONLINE (03/15/2011) [-]
GUNZ N PORK!
#92 - TheZohan (03/15/2011) [-]
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious sites of Hot XXX Galore. While I clicked my favourite bookmark, there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " Tis's not possible!" I muttered, " Give me back my free hardcore!"... Quoth the server, 404.
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