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Cl Anonymous ( Sun) 22:
WORST FAP STORY EVER rm??? LAST NIGHT I WAS MY PARENTS WHERE OUT AND I DECIDED TD DD A LITTLE FAPPING. MY
PARENTS LEAVE AT 9 AND SAY THEY" LL BE BACK AT 12, OR so I ******* I BRING MY LAPTOP DOWNSTAIRS AND
STRIP DOWN AND SIT ON THE COUCH, THEN I START OUT ON AND GD THROUGH SOME MILF PORN. I' BEEN FAPPING
FOR ABOUT T MINUTES NOT AND I' M ABOUT TD BLOW MY LOAD WHEN I HEAD MY PARENTS WALKING UP THE PATH TD MY
HOUSE EARLY FOR SOME ******* REASON. AT THAT VERY MOMENT 3 THINGS TD ME.
l) I WAS GONNA COME IN 2.? SECONDS.
2) MY CAT WAS SITTING ON THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH ME
3) THERE WAS NOTHING TD WIPE THE CUM WITH IN SITE
WITH MY PARENTS ABOUT TD ENTER THE HOUSE AND MY CUM BUBBLING OUT, I GRABBED MY CAT AND CAME ON IT, HEPING
TD DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. I HEARD MY DAD PUT HIS KEYS IN THE DOOR AS I FINISHED AND SLID MY LAPTOP UNDER THE
COUCH. AS MY PARENTS WALK IN I' M SPRINTING UP THE STAIRS. MY MOM SEES ME AND YELLS SOMETHING , BUT I
FREAK OUT AT THE NAISE AND TRIP, DRIVING MY BONER INTO THE STAIRS. I SLIDE DOWN THE STAIRS CLUTCHING MY DICK, MY
CAT RUNS PAST ME, SEAKING WET. AND MY PARENTS ARE FLIPPING THEIR **** BECAUSE THEY HEAR PORN SOUNDS FROM
THE LAPTOP UNDER THE COUCH BECAUSE I DIDN' T CLOSE THE WINDOW.
that is all
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Submitted: 01/31/2010
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#105 - France (02/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
It looks like......

*puts on glasses*

they came too early

YYYEEEAAAHHH
User avatar #158 - Recaffeinated (02/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Probably the only pussy he'll come on.
User avatar #24 - EpicFacePalm (02/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
LOL he came on a pussy.
User avatar #104 - Joekin (02/01/2010) [-]
Sounds like this guy was in a
*puts on glasses*
sticky situation.
User avatar #38 - flashfire (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and i JIZZED. ON. MY CAT
User avatar #28 - squeaky (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Cats clean themselves with their tounges too...
User avatar #227 - LarryPlatt (02/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like he

*sunglasses*

Came in that pussy

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #101 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
LOL he's such a ******* dildo unicorn xD
User avatar #22 - leftFORdeadWitch (02/01/2010) [-]
One time, my sister borrowed my computer and found porn links. So, naturally she comes into my room and asks me about it. The conversation as follows: What are these site doing on your computer???
"ummmm I dont know.... my friends probably"
Your friends come to our house to look at porn?
"Well, They were probably joking you know?"
..... Right
"Wait, did you find the 2Girls1Cup, japenese tentacle porn, 1Guy1jar, or the normal stuff?"
Your ****** up
"I know....."
User avatar #130 - DaGrammarNazi (02/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Who else cringed when he said he landed on his boner?
#59 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
Makes me feel so bad that the cat's only way of cleaning itself is to lick itself.
User avatar #1 - SgtFourLeaf (01/31/2010) [+] (4 replies)
so you can say that he came on a pussy
#89 - blindkungfumasta (02/01/2010) [-]
And then my dad said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
#239 - Evelinga **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You sure know how to make a pussy wet ;D
#96 - Xyphileous (02/01/2010) [-]
Never. Ever. JIZZ ON MAH CAT
#33 - animalscousin **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Hey! I jizz on my cat all the time! He loves it :D
User avatar #6 - givemecoke (02/01/2010) [-]
lmao i feel so bad 4 u, but at the same time how could u jizz on ur cat.
User avatar #83 - razzmatazz (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if its on the laptop why didnt he just stay in his room????????????
User avatar #149 - DaGrammarNazi (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...don't cats lick themselves clean? O.o
User avatar #249 - WarPigs (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
we got some wet pussy action in the pic above ;D
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