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Cl Anonymous ( Sun) 22:
WORST FAP STORY EVER rm??? LAST NIGHT I WAS MY PARENTS WHERE OUT AND I DECIDED TD DD A LITTLE FAPPING. MY
PARENTS LEAVE AT 9 AND SAY THEY" LL BE BACK AT 12, OR so I ******* I BRING MY LAPTOP DOWNSTAIRS AND
STRIP DOWN AND SIT ON THE COUCH, THEN I START OUT ON AND GD THROUGH SOME MILF PORN. I' BEEN FAPPING
FOR ABOUT T MINUTES NOT AND I' M ABOUT TD BLOW MY LOAD WHEN I HEAD MY PARENTS WALKING UP THE PATH TD MY
HOUSE EARLY FOR SOME ******* REASON. AT THAT VERY MOMENT 3 THINGS TD ME.
l) I WAS GONNA COME IN 2.? SECONDS.
2) MY CAT WAS SITTING ON THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH ME
3) THERE WAS NOTHING TD WIPE THE CUM WITH IN SITE
WITH MY PARENTS ABOUT TD ENTER THE HOUSE AND MY CUM BUBBLING OUT, I GRABBED MY CAT AND CAME ON IT, HEPING
TD DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. I HEARD MY DAD PUT HIS KEYS IN THE DOOR AS I FINISHED AND SLID MY LAPTOP UNDER THE
COUCH. AS MY PARENTS WALK IN I' M SPRINTING UP THE STAIRS. MY MOM SEES ME AND YELLS SOMETHING , BUT I
FREAK OUT AT THE NAISE AND TRIP, DRIVING MY BONER INTO THE STAIRS. I SLIDE DOWN THE STAIRS CLUTCHING MY DICK, MY
CAT RUNS PAST ME, SEAKING WET. AND MY PARENTS ARE FLIPPING THEIR **** BECAUSE THEY HEAR PORN SOUNDS FROM
THE LAPTOP UNDER THE COUCH BECAUSE I DIDN' T CLOSE THE WINDOW.
that is all
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#16 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
I hear my parents walk in and I
JIZZ! ON! MY CAT
User avatar #30 to #16 - spaghetti (02/01/2010) [-]
WIN
#25 to #16 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
lmao nice song refrence ;)
#29 to #25 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
im talking on the phone and loled at the post
User avatar #31 to #29 - spaghetti (02/01/2010) [-]
i read the "loled at the post" with the jizz in my pants music and the same voice and it made me lol harder
User avatar #185 to #16 - MMMMarrrioooo (02/01/2010) [-]
its the cats fault for rubbing on my nuts
User avatar #24 - EpicFacePalm (02/01/2010) [-]
LOL he came on a pussy.
#265 to #24 - lordanon **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
epicfacepalm
#64 to #24 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
ROFL
User avatar #130 - DaGrammarNazi (02/01/2010) [-]
Who else cringed when he said he landed on his boner?
#157 to #130 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
*Cringe*
User avatar #141 to #130 - midgman (02/01/2010) [-]
me
User avatar #133 to #130 - MegaTron (02/01/2010) [-]
Me
#89 - blindkungfumasta (02/01/2010) [-]
And then my dad said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
User avatar #158 - Recaffeinated (02/01/2010) [-]
Probably the only pussy he'll come on.
#168 to #158 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
EPIC WIN
#178 to #158 - atiktinsky (02/01/2010) [-]
hahaha well put
User avatar #273 to #158 - skaterchris (02/02/2010) [-]
PERFECT
#164 to #158 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
hoho zing my friend ZING
#90 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
I don't understand why some people feel the need to be completely naked just to fap...
#105 - France (02/01/2010) [-]
It looks like......

*puts on glasses*

they came too early

YYYEEEAAAHHH
#140 to #105 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Complete win.
#109 to #105 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
YES!
User avatar #128 to #109 - Sunshinee (02/01/2010) [-]
stfu anon.
#69 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
i really wish i had not read that
#77 to #69 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
i know. ouch.
#268 - anon (02/02/2010) [-]
hes sounds like a fool with his pants on the ground
#277 to #268 - anon (02/04/2010) [-]
i wish i could thumb this comment up :(
#94 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Why has nobody made a "wet pussy" joke?
#99 to #94 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
the feline is moist
User avatar #28 - squeaky (02/01/2010) [-]
Cats clean themselves with their tounges too...
User avatar #32 to #28 - TheDalton (02/01/2010) [-]
ewww!
User avatar #22 - leftFORdeadWitch (02/01/2010) [-]
One time, my sister borrowed my computer and found porn links. So, naturally she comes into my room and asks me about it. The conversation as follows: What are these site doing on your computer???
"ummmm I dont know.... my friends probably"
Your friends come to our house to look at porn?
"Well, They were probably joking you know?"
..... Right
"Wait, did you find the 2Girls1Cup, japenese tentacle porn, 1Guy1jar, or the normal stuff?"
Your ****** up
"I know....."
User avatar #83 - razzmatazz (02/01/2010) [-]
if its on the laptop why didnt he just stay in his room????????????
#102 to #83 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Because Hes an R-tard and has no life

That is all for now.
#19 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
New idea: Wank in your room, how is wanking in the front room any different???
User avatar #149 - DaGrammarNazi (02/01/2010) [-]
...don't cats lick themselves clean? O.o
#159 to #149 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Exactly.
#5 - anon (01/31/2010) [-]
LOL THATS GREAT!!! omg i cant stop laughing!
#7 to #5 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
same here man! Oh god...that was awesomely funny.
User avatar #249 - WarPigs (02/01/2010) [-]
we got some wet pussy action in the pic above ;D
User avatar #253 to #249 - PhedoBear (02/01/2010) [-]
Lmao xD
#13 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
..........and then what happened?
User avatar #179 - Lovelygoth (02/01/2010) [-]
Oh my goodness..that is just so awful in so many ways O.O

Poor cat!
Poor boner!
Poor parents!
#153 - Almondania (02/01/2010) [-]
What's wrong with just using the bathroom?
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