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Wait, what? Thread times.. Yeahhh, i think we all know who the winner here is.. an tonal; annota, unprinted. lunar, weak, Strong, annually liberated, , pathetic

Yeahhh, i think we all know who the winner here is.

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User avatar #14 - MissTaylah (02/01/2010) [-]
woman can see sum1 hot and not have to worry about there dick erecting
User avatar #16 to #14 - AssholeMan (02/01/2010) [-]
But we like erection
#17 to #14 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
but u still like to suck cock, nothing can replace the feeling of my cock inside ur vagina and i like it when my gf blows me, its the best. i love and respect women.
User avatar #20 to #17 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
Like moi? :D
#22 to #20 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
yea unless you bitch consistently
User avatar #23 to #22 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
Not any more! :3 I used to bitch about those silly kitchen jokes but now I go along with them xD Also I are a strong female and will degrade you with a single comment and random people will add me and reply to me saying "YOU ARE EPIC :D" >:D
User avatar #24 to #23 - Taco Thunder (02/01/2010) [-]
but what happens if you need to use two comments?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
I don't ever :P I degraded an anon today with a single line xD
#25 to #23 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
only homos get degraded on the internet, women don't have any power over me unless i am in love with them or are naked :) plus dudes in this site will sy anything to you since u r a girl, most prolly are virgins, get it?
User avatar #27 to #25 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
Aha ;) Niceeee... But anyway yeah, i get about 20 to 30 friend requests a day from retards who want to fap to my picture... and 1-3 a day from people who actually want to talk to me.
#28 to #27 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
i hate that fap fap fap **** , and that just proves my point lol this site is full of losers, you do realize that im pedobear right???
User avatar #30 to #28 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
Yes i do...
#31 to #30 - surfby **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
******* IMPOSTER
#34 to #31 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
It's "impostor", i also have a Grammar Nazi license! XD
User avatar #36 to #34 - Taco Thunder (02/01/2010) [-]
that was oddly formal...
#35 to #34 - surfby **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
oh really? well thank you officer for being courteous and professional. good day to you. *tips hat*
#37 to #35 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
I absolve you, my good sir.
User avatar #48 to #34 - grammarCommie (02/01/2010) [-]
No, don't be a grammar Nazi, be a grammar Commie.
User avatar #33 to #31 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
O.o
#32 to #31 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
ha damn i love the comments more than the pictures. not by much.
#38 to #30 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
yea ill get into your closet tonight, remember not to scream ok?
User avatar #40 to #38 - Hycinara (02/01/2010) [-]
Mkay.
#42 to #40 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
...The end.
User avatar #56 to #42 - feminerd (02/01/2010) [-]
I love all of you! XD
User avatar #43 to #42 - TheDalton (02/01/2010) [-]
Pedobear can clone apparently?

Captcha= bears...lol
User avatar #75 - maquock (02/01/2010) [-]
men don't have to give birth to babies...yay we win:)
#79 to #75 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
You forgot about kidney stones. They're just as painful.
User avatar #81 to #79 - joneez (02/01/2010) [-]
Or prostate cancer.
#82 to #81 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Women can get breast cancer, although men can aswell. It is more common im women though soooo. We continur to win! Yay!
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUCERSecondGeneral (02/01/2010) [-]
but they have the whole multiple orgasm thing.
#29 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
U forgot multiple orgasms, us men can't win :-(
#39 to #29 - LivingPoisonDude **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
oh that's right
#41 to #29 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
pigs are the best - a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
#44 to #41 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
WTH?!?!
User avatar #111 to #41 - The Impatient (02/01/2010) [-]
Man speaks of experience
User avatar #63 to #41 - sykoduckybear (02/01/2010) [-]
'tis true.
User avatar #89 - Lovelygoth (02/01/2010) [-]
Hmmm...wouldn't it be interesting if that worked as a flashlight too?

Does it work as a flashlight too?!

just a thought...
User avatar #96 to #89 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
jesus john why'd you bring that on our camping trip?!? oh its a flashlight too? Cool, good thinkin
#97 to #96 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
thought we could have a party.......ummmm......i mean shadow puppets
User avatar #66 - Metus (02/01/2010) [-]
Well.. women can just put their pussy on the table and get w/e they want.. if we put our dicks on a table somebody will just ******* stab it and we go to jaill.. so yeah.
#103 to #66 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
How do you PUT a pussy onto a table?
User avatar #73 to #66 - Mustafa (02/01/2010) [-]
LMFAO
#69 to #66 - babylonsfall (02/01/2010) [-]
You can get a promotion just by slapping your dick on the table. Women have to get under the table to get a promotion.
#45 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
uhhh dumb **** women can pee standing up it jst goes down there leg!
User avatar #74 - sparkieemae (02/01/2010) [-]
Multiple orgasms?
User avatar #133 to #74 - pmoney (02/03/2010) [-]
dammit, touche --_--;;
User avatar #77 to #74 - brandol (02/01/2010) [-]
no problem.

captcha: multi
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#3 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#6 to #3 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
And men can pee sitting down, but is pussy to do so, and is besides the point =P

Captcha: Grope
User avatar #18 to #6 - twaht (02/01/2010) [-]
its not that were to pussy to do so, its just simplier to just walk to toilete and unzip then to walk to toilete, sit down and then unzip
#11 to #6 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
I think you will find that it feels good man.
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#7 to #6 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 to #7 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Man I'd hate to be in the same house as you when you're dropping a deuce, because I know when I am sitting to do so, I pee too.
#98 - Cglynn (02/01/2010) [-]
we may be sad, lonely, weak, etc..but at least we can pee standing up, what now bitches?
#99 to #98 - juicebocks (02/01/2010) [-]
so can girls... but it just gets messy
User avatar #104 to #99 - MRGamer (02/01/2010) [-]
They can also make sammiches.
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#116 to #104 - bahhhhhhhhhh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 to #116 - MRGamer (02/02/2010) [-]
That will do for now.
User avatar #85 - joneez (02/01/2010) [-]
You guys are forgetting one thing though. Win or lose we still gotta put up with their **** if we want any peace or if we want to get a piece.
User avatar #88 to #85 - iMerkzZx (02/01/2010) [-]
Very well said good sir... you may have some cake :)
#90 to #88 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
But. The cake is a lie. *joneez runs away*
User avatar #101 to #90 - joneez (02/01/2010) [-]
lol
#102 to #101 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
*Tosses pokeball to catch Joneez*
#108 to #102 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
pokeball slightly tilts to one side and to the other
#110 to #108 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
Come on. I need to sell you for some.......candy money...........>_>
User avatar #118 to #102 - joneez (02/01/2010) [-]
Too old to know the Pokemon thing. So, thanks?
#119 to #118 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
Fine Voltron?
User avatar #120 to #119 - joneez (02/01/2010) [-]
VOLTRON! Yes! I was, what, 14? 15? 'Bout the same time Robotech was out.
#128 to #120 - Realexis **User deleted account** (02/02/2010) [-]
Word and not the lame car one I mean the spaceship one with OD explosions.
#64 - Unlucky (02/01/2010) [-]
Even though women have the power of the V.
I'm going to use this analogy.
If a key can open alot of locks, then it is a master key.
If a lock can be opened by alot of keys, it is an easy lock.
I'm not sexist, i just love the analogy. :D
User avatar #70 to #64 - Dart (02/01/2010) [-]
Link finds the master key in every dungeon.
#115 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
LET ME PUT IT TOO YOU THIS WAY....IF A KEY CAN OPEN MANY LOCKS ITS A MASTER KEY....BUT IF A LOCK GETS OPENED BY MANY KEYS ITS A ****** LOCK
User avatar #46 - ipodnano (02/01/2010) [-]
if we get kicked in the crouch it won't hurt as bad!
User avatar #117 to #46 - eduarditoo (02/01/2010) [-]
well we dont have to waste money on tampons and pads
:D
User avatar #126 to #117 - ipodnano (02/02/2010) [-]
true that..that Time o' month definatley ain't fun..but once again we can't get kicked in the balls XD
#54 to #46 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
yea bitch
#47 to #46 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
It's spelled "crotch" get it right, and get back to the kitchen and make me a god damned sammich.
User avatar #49 to #47 - ipodnano (02/01/2010) [-]
lol I didn't even notice I spelled it wrong.. and sorry my kitchen burnt down a year ago and killed my cat :(
#50 to #49 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Well, you have the meat, now where is the bread?
User avatar #51 to #50 - ipodnano (02/01/2010) [-]
I told you it burnt in the fire it's not going to taste good!
#53 to #51 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
We didn't ask you to complain, now make a god damn sanmmich woman.
#52 to #51 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
i dont care if it tastes bad JUST MAKE ME A GOD DAMM SAMMICH!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #87 to #52 - ipodnano (02/01/2010) [-]
Nahhhh
#55 to #51 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
whore.
User avatar #62 to #55 - MistyPOKMNTrainer (02/01/2010) [-]
MEOWTH! Thats...right?
#61 to #46 - crispyeeter (02/01/2010) [-]
A bunch of hate comments are on the way for me, but I really hate when guys take sexism too far. I'm a guy, btw.
#68 to #61 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
I agree with you
btw Im a guy also
User avatar #72 to #68 - Waldowitharedhat (02/01/2010) [-]
Same. but I think even the "sammich" and kitchen jokes are going too far.
User avatar #91 to #72 - ipodnano (02/01/2010) [-]
lol I love how I started this whole conversation...but yeah it's kind of annoying because I don't really like doing things for other people...esp. over the internet. Not cool.
#76 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Dear wife, here is a viberator >>> have fun!!!

p.s. i'm goin fishing
#1 - zoinks (01/31/2010) [-]
WOMAN: can choose whether or not to bring life into the world.
MAN: spew his cockjuice and the decision still sits with the woman.

woman = life win
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#2 to #1 - BMTEJ **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #2 - zoinks (01/31/2010) [-]
Make that up all by yourself?
Lol, ive heard that one a thousand times.
#60 - crispyeeter (02/01/2010) [-]
Cause a guy has to have money, work on his appearance, wear nice clothes, have a nice car, good job, etc. to get a bunch of girls. Women pretty much have to stand there to get a bunch of guys. It's harder for guys, so it actually takes a sort of skill. Women don't do **** for it, it's easy for them, hence the term "easy".
User avatar #67 to #60 - BigBabyJesus (02/01/2010) [-]
or just have a big a cock
#80 to #67 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
or hide in the bushes till the woman is distracted, then strike.
#127 to #67 - crispyeeter (02/02/2010) [-]
Agreed lol
#57 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
But women know how to spell 'women' when referring to to multiple women. Youcanhazphail.
User avatar #65 to #57 - SherIockHoImes (02/01/2010) [-]
He never said "Men" either.
Youcanhazmoar
#13 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Man- seems to hav no ability to put toilette seat down
Woman- dosent need to

=D
User avatar #15 to #13 - jogz (02/01/2010) [-]
Why cant women put the toiler seat down themselves. Its not like men yell at women for leaving the toilet seat down!
#19 to #15 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
pretty sure its just human nature to look at what you are sitting on before you sit on it anyway...i guess the thing that has a hole in it and filled with **** 50% of the time isn't worth that strain on your neck from looking behind you eh...totally understandable
#21 to #19 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
defiantly a plot by women to blame just ONE more thing on men lol
#78 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
What if she says "the game" ?
#84 to #78 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
then you just loast..
#94 to #84 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
You can't loast because it isn't a real word.
Anonymous Grammar Nazi to the rescue.
#93 to #78 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
YOU BASTARD

LAWLZ- Captcha- haiti
#107 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
I don't even know what those top two things are. No, I'm not going to check back to see if anyone replies; I don't want to lose my innocence.
#112 to #107 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
8 year olds shouldnt be on websites like FJ without their parents' permission, or you might end up like me - learning about porn at age 9, first fap at 10, and now I fap all day every day (except when i got to funnyjunk... though sometimes i still fap) and have no life.
User avatar #131 to #112 - pmoney (02/03/2010) [-]
*fap fap fap fap fa-* sorry what?
User avatar #121 to #112 - EmilioAuditore (02/02/2010) [-]
story of my liiiiife.....
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