This man deserves over 9000 internets. . Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Sa lol
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This man deserves over 9000 internets

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
is nota dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Dana, and yours
You: pat
1" -lerl
HAHN
You: WILD T REX APPEARES
Y " DANA SENDS OUT
Y 1 WHAT WILL PIKACHU DO?
Stranger: NOT SURE!
Y " PIKACHU USED CONFUSION
Y " ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Y 1 WILD T REX USED EAT
Y 1 ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Y " PIKACHU DIES
You: WHAT WILL DANA SEND OUT?
St . A JONAS BROTHER
ranger:
Y " JONAS BROTHER PLAYED MUSIC
Y 1 WILD T REX RUNS AWAY
7 VIII_ III
F III MIIMII
7 VIII
MIIMII
I VIII II II III '""7 II III
II VIII II
1 I II
III
If Ir I I I
Stranger: L
You: WILD PEDOBEAR USES RAPE
You: JONAS BROTHER ENJOYS IT
Stranger: Imran.
You: JONAS BROTHER' SP ATTACK ROSE
You: DANA PULLS OUT JONAS BROTHER
You: DANA SUMMONS CHRIS HANSON FROM DATELINE NBC
You: CHRIS HANSON USES
You: PEDO COMMITS SUICIDE
You: DANA WINS
Stranger: EH
You: I bet you did not think this wouid happen in this come
Stranger: not
Stranger: how old are you anyway? hahaha
You: 37
You: WILD STRANGER USES CREEP OUT
You: DANA IS THINKING OF
You: WILD STRANGER USES LURE
You: . worry ,, CI,,?, only 14 Iwas just kidding
Stranger: hahaha, you are one , ,, i,, 1 kid.
You: DANA IS STRONGLY DISCONNECT
You: WILD STRANGER USES PITY DRAIN
You: no imjust kind of upset since my dog died
Stranger: is this the pity part? tgwtg, t
You: ,, i,, i, NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: Imfao
You: WILD STRANGER USES TAP IN
Stranger: nope, he cheated on me, so flicked his butt to the curb
You: ,, i,, i, MODERATLY EFFECTIVE
You: THE TAP IN CONTINUES
You: so r a hot?
You: DANA USED REVERSE .
You: WILD STRANGER USES LIE
You: yes. ye; I am
Stranger: hahaha
You: ,, i,, i, NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
You: IQ hungry
You: WILD STRANGER USES ITEM
You: WILD STRANGERS HUNGER IS CURED
Stranger: niceley
You: DANA USES PICTURE REQUEST
You: PICTURE REQUEST RECQUIRED EMAIL ADRESS
You: USE EMAIL ADRESS OVER INTERNET?
Stranger: sligly,, ,
Stranger: @
You: WILD STRANGER USES STALK
Stranger: hahaha your crazy --P
You: WILD STRANGER DOES NOT SEND PICTURE
Stranger: wild stranger is starting to scare Ct,?,,!,,?,,!,,?,
You: DANA CONSIDERS DISCONNECT
Stranger: wild stranger is 'it, 37 year old pedofile_
You: DANA IS ABOUT TO USE DISCONNECT
You: USING DISCONNECT DRAINS so COOLNESS POINTS
You: CONTINUE?
Stranger: Ct,,?, Iti,?, is inching her way towards' the disconnect button
Stranger: Cti, p,, ti,?, knows she is talking to a g, t, ,) vav, , itit
You: WILD STRANGER HAS IDEA
You: WILD STRANGER USES FIRE BLAST
You: DANA IS DEAD
You: WILD STRANGER RUNS AWAY
You have disconnected.
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Submitted: 01/31/2010
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User avatar #233 - BeVuTz (02/02/2010) [-]
This is just full of win! :D
#21 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
******* BLOODY EPIC XD love the peado bear bit :P XD
#27 to #21 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
what you said
*high five*
User avatar #36 - jogz (02/01/2010) [-]
EPIC..............EPICEPIC..............EPIC..EPICEPIC.........EPICEPIC......... .....EPIC
EPIC............EPIC..EPIC............EPIC......EPIC............EPIC.. EPIC...... ......EPIC
EPIC..........EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC.......EPIC...........EPIC... .EPIC...... ....EPIC
EPIC........EPIC......EPIC........EPIC........EPIC..........EPIC......E PIC...... ..EPIC
EPIC......EPIC........EPIC......EPIC.........EPIC.........EPIC........EPI C...... EPIC
EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC........EPIC..........EPIC. ...EP IC
EPIC..EPIC............EPIC..EPIC...........EPIC.......EPIC............EPIC..E PIC
EPICEPIC..............EPICEPIC.........EPICEPIC..EPIC..............EPICEPIC

I wish my omegle convos were like this
User avatar #15 - ashcarlyle (02/01/2010) [-]
you fail.pikachu cant learn confusion.
#236 - SolidBlood (02/06/2010) [-]
Wow, that guy has some epic pokemon and copypasta skills.
#232 - PersonEveryman (02/02/2010) [-]
First time in a long time that I laughed hard at something. And numerous times too. This person is many layers of win.
User avatar #18 - Panhead (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD PEDOBEAR USES RAPE
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
JONAS BROTHER ENJOYS IT
Thats the funniest thing i've read today! XD
User avatar #73 - TehAwesum (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD STRANGER WON REALLY HARD AT CONVO
User avatar #101 - tehweave (02/01/2010) [-]
When people ask me the definition of "what is retarded" I will now point them to this picture. Also, I laughed. A lot.
User avatar #217 - kananGFY (02/01/2010) [-]
that was almost better than fapping
User avatar #219 to #217 - sonik (02/01/2010) [-]
almost... lol
User avatar #11 - PHATTMATT (02/01/2010) [-]
HOW ****** LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE A PEDO BEAR LIKE THAT???
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#23 - GunzNGigglez (02/01/2010) [-]
okay not to damper this pic or anything....but i see alot of these and i have NEVER seen the ~~~ mis-spelled squiggly underlinging on any of them before... yet it looks familiar...oh wait! a wild Microsoft Word appears! Microsoft Word uses SpellCheck!


FAIL
#24 to #23 - GunzNGigglez (02/01/2010) [-]
Microsoft Works* hehehe sorry
#28 to #24 - LoveRawr (02/01/2010) [-]
No, it's word, fail
User avatar #30 to #23 - HilaryClinton (02/01/2010) [-]
Hilary Clinton sends out Google Chrome, and Safari Browser, Both use Spell check, Hilary Clinton wins.

YOU FAIL SIR
User avatar #87 - razzmatazz (02/01/2010) [-]
this made me strangely happy
at least some internet pedophiles make a decent effort
#60 - leersay **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
where can i find these text images?!?

for i wish to see one
#41 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
THUMBS UP! you know, cause i cant actually give it a thumbs up
#44 to #41 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
you can just take hte time to make an acount.
User avatar #45 to #41 - spaghetti (02/01/2010) [-]
we thumbs-upped it for you :)
User avatar #43 to #41 - jacobleitch (02/01/2010) [-]
but i can
#229 - tumama (02/02/2010) [-]
LOL xDDD... i will give him just 5 internetz
#230 to #229 - tumama (02/02/2010) [-]
wel... maybe 7
#227 - BBQPenguinBladders (02/01/2010) [-]
hahaha epic
User avatar #75 - Rest in pieces (02/01/2010) [-]
That was ******* hilarious. I laughed the entire time.
#58 - CaptinButtSeks (02/01/2010) [-]
i dont want to be a buzzkillington or anything but he did that on microsoft word
User avatar #66 to #58 - Warpigglet (02/01/2010) [-]
dont mean to buzzkill your buzzkill or anything but6 its called omegle
#234 to #66 - CaptinButtSeks (02/03/2010) [-]
buzzkillington - family guy refrence
omegle - i no it web site funny to annoy people on it and i no for a fact that omegle has never had red squigly line on it which u get on ms word so u get
-1 interwebs and a red thumb good day.
#114 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
lets see if i can get 100 thumbs down
- I love justin bieber and edward cullen. They are so sexy. Post this to 5 other messages otherwise something bad will happen to you tommorow. Chuck norris is a fag. Men should make their own sandwiches.
- You are all fags.
#117 to #114 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
Genius! But you forgot to mention Macs. I'm not going to say how to mention them, though.

Oh yeah, and misspell something.
#118 to #117 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
good idea!

lets see if i can get 100 thumbs down
- I love justin bieber and edward cullen. They are so sexy. Post this to 5 other messages otherwise something bad will happen to you tommorow. Chuck norris is a fag. Men should make their own sandwiches. You are all fags and macs own the **** out of PC. You guys have to be the stupidestes people ever
User avatar #120 to #118 - apchabraja (02/01/2010) [-]
and say that chuck norris is gay and that you love glee but hate the office.
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