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You: hello there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Dana, and yours
You: pat
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You: WILD T REX APPEARES
Y " DANA SENDS OUT
Y 1 WHAT WILL PIKACHU DO?
Stranger: NOT SURE!
Y " PIKACHU USED CONFUSION
Y " ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Y 1 WILD T REX USED EAT
Y 1 ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Y " PIKACHU DIES
You: WHAT WILL DANA SEND OUT?
St . A JONAS BROTHER
ranger:
Y " JONAS BROTHER PLAYED MUSIC
Y 1 WILD T REX RUNS AWAY
7 VIII_ III
F III MIIMII
7 VIII
MIIMII
I VIII II II III '""7 II III
II VIII II
1 I II
III
If Ir I I I
Stranger: L
You: WILD PEDOBEAR USES RAPE
You: JONAS BROTHER ENJOYS IT
Stranger: Imran.
You: JONAS BROTHER' SP ATTACK ROSE
You: DANA PULLS OUT JONAS BROTHER
You: DANA SUMMONS CHRIS HANSON FROM DATELINE NBC
You: CHRIS HANSON USES
You: PEDO COMMITS SUICIDE
You: DANA WINS
Stranger: EH
You: I bet you did not think this wouid happen in this come
Stranger: not
Stranger: how old are you anyway? hahaha
You: 37
You: WILD STRANGER USES CREEP OUT
You: DANA IS THINKING OF
You: WILD STRANGER USES LURE
You: . worry ,, CI,,?, only 14 Iwas just kidding
Stranger: hahaha, you are one , ,, i,, 1 kid.
You: DANA IS STRONGLY DISCONNECT
You: WILD STRANGER USES PITY DRAIN
You: no imjust kind of upset since my dog died
Stranger: is this the pity part? tgwtg, t
You: ,, i,, i, NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: Imfao
You: WILD STRANGER USES TAP IN
Stranger: nope, he cheated on me, so flicked his butt to the curb
You: ,, i,, i, MODERATLY EFFECTIVE
You: THE TAP IN CONTINUES
You: so r a hot?
You: DANA USED REVERSE .
You: WILD STRANGER USES LIE
You: yes. ye; I am
Stranger: hahaha
You: ,, i,, i, NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
You: IQ hungry
You: WILD STRANGER USES ITEM
You: WILD STRANGERS HUNGER IS CURED
Stranger: niceley
You: DANA USES PICTURE REQUEST
You: PICTURE REQUEST RECQUIRED EMAIL ADRESS
You: USE EMAIL ADRESS OVER INTERNET?
Stranger: sligly,, ,
Stranger: @
You: WILD STRANGER USES STALK
Stranger: hahaha your crazy --P
You: WILD STRANGER DOES NOT SEND PICTURE
Stranger: wild stranger is starting to scare Ct,?,,!,,?,,!,,?,
You: DANA CONSIDERS DISCONNECT
Stranger: wild stranger is 'it, 37 year old pedofile_
You: DANA IS ABOUT TO USE DISCONNECT
You: USING DISCONNECT DRAINS so COOLNESS POINTS
You: CONTINUE?
Stranger: Ct,,?, Iti,?, is inching her way towards' the disconnect button
Stranger: Cti, p,, ti,?, knows she is talking to a g, t, ,) vav, , itit
You: WILD STRANGER HAS IDEA
You: WILD STRANGER USES FIRE BLAST
You: DANA IS DEAD
You: WILD STRANGER RUNS AWAY
You have disconnected.
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Submitted: 01/31/2010
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User avatar #36 - jogz (02/01/2010) [-]
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EPICEPIC..............EPICEPIC.........EPICEPIC..EPIC..............EPICEPIC

I wish my omegle convos were like this
User avatar #1 - jtc (01/31/2010) [+] (9 replies)
you sir failed epically
clearly it was mad up in word by some thumb seeking hoer


p.s. the spelling mistake lines gave it away dumb ass
User avatar #5 to #4 - asspenis (01/31/2010) [-]
o im so sorry i disrespected you sir.
can i get you anything else sir?
how bout a glass of go **** yourself i just thought it was funny. faggot.
User avatar #15 - ashcarlyle (02/01/2010) [-]
you fail.pikachu cant learn confusion.
User avatar #217 - kananGFY (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
that was almost better than fapping
User avatar #73 - TehAwesum (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD STRANGER WON REALLY HARD AT CONVO
User avatar #101 - tehweave (02/01/2010) [-]
When people ask me the definition of "what is retarded" I will now point them to this picture. Also, I laughed. A lot.
User avatar #233 - BeVuTz (02/02/2010) [-]
This is just full of win! :D
#114 - anon (02/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lets see if i can get 100 thumbs down
- I love justin bieber and edward cullen. They are so sexy. Post this to 5 other messages otherwise something bad will happen to you tommorow. Chuck norris is a fag. Men should make their own sandwiches.
- You are all fags.
User avatar #11 - PHATTMATT (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
HOW ****** LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE A PEDO BEAR LIKE THAT???
#21 - anon (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
******* BLOODY EPIC XD love the peado bear bit :P XD
#58 - CaptinButtSeks (02/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i dont want to be a buzzkillington or anything but he did that on microsoft word
#236 - SolidBlood (02/06/2010) [-]
Wow, that guy has some epic pokemon and copypasta skills.
#232 - PersonEveryman (02/02/2010) [-]
First time in a long time that I laughed hard at something. And numerous times too. This person is many layers of win.
#171 - anon (02/01/2010) [+] (22 replies)
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was cash). Thanks for listening.
#173 to #171 - anon (02/01/2010) [-]
John. What a stupid name
#60 - leersay **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
where can i find these text images?!?

for i wish to see one
User avatar #18 - Panhead (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD PEDOBEAR USES RAPE
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
JONAS BROTHER ENJOYS IT
Thats the funniest thing i've read today! XD
#91 - anon (02/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
POKEMON is four little kids everyone else is a super fag and should be beaten with their own shoes while watching their cards being carelessly tossed into a fire
User avatar #93 to #91 - arrowhead (02/01/2010) [-]
You spelled "for" wrong.
User avatar #75 - Rest in pieces (02/01/2010) [-]
That was ******* hilarious. I laughed the entire time.
User avatar #74 - patientbear (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD STRANGER USED WIN!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
I should try this some time....
#41 - anon (02/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
THUMBS UP! you know, cause i cant actually give it a thumbs up
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