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You: hello there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Dana, and yours
You: pat
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You: WILD T REX APPEARES
Y " DANA SENDS OUT
Y 1 WHAT WILL PIKACHU DO?
Stranger: NOT SURE!
Y " PIKACHU USED CONFUSION
Y " ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Y 1 WILD T REX USED EAT
Y 1 ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Y " PIKACHU DIES
You: WHAT WILL DANA SEND OUT?
St . A JONAS BROTHER
ranger:
Y " JONAS BROTHER PLAYED MUSIC
Y 1 WILD T REX RUNS AWAY
7 VIII_ III
F III MIIMII
7 VIII
MIIMII
I VIII II II III '""7 II III
II VIII II
1 I II
III
If Ir I I I
Stranger: L
You: WILD PEDOBEAR USES RAPE
You: JONAS BROTHER ENJOYS IT
Stranger: Imran.
You: JONAS BROTHER' SP ATTACK ROSE
You: DANA PULLS OUT JONAS BROTHER
You: DANA SUMMONS CHRIS HANSON FROM DATELINE NBC
You: CHRIS HANSON USES
You: PEDO COMMITS SUICIDE
You: DANA WINS
Stranger: EH
You: I bet you did not think this wouid happen in this come
Stranger: not
Stranger: how old are you anyway? hahaha
You: 37
You: WILD STRANGER USES CREEP OUT
You: DANA IS THINKING OF
You: WILD STRANGER USES LURE
You: . worry ,, CI,,?, only 14 Iwas just kidding
Stranger: hahaha, you are one , ,, i,, 1 kid.
You: DANA IS STRONGLY DISCONNECT
You: WILD STRANGER USES PITY DRAIN
You: no imjust kind of upset since my dog died
Stranger: is this the pity part? tgwtg, t
You: ,, i,, i, NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: Imfao
You: WILD STRANGER USES TAP IN
Stranger: nope, he cheated on me, so flicked his butt to the curb
You: ,, i,, i, MODERATLY EFFECTIVE
You: THE TAP IN CONTINUES
You: so r a hot?
You: DANA USED REVERSE .
You: WILD STRANGER USES LIE
You: yes. ye; I am
Stranger: hahaha
You: ,, i,, i, NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
You: IQ hungry
You: WILD STRANGER USES ITEM
You: WILD STRANGERS HUNGER IS CURED
Stranger: niceley
You: DANA USES PICTURE REQUEST
You: PICTURE REQUEST RECQUIRED EMAIL ADRESS
You: USE EMAIL ADRESS OVER INTERNET?
Stranger: sligly,, ,
Stranger: @
You: WILD STRANGER USES STALK
Stranger: hahaha your crazy --P
You: WILD STRANGER DOES NOT SEND PICTURE
Stranger: wild stranger is starting to scare Ct,?,,!,,?,,!,,?,
You: DANA CONSIDERS DISCONNECT
Stranger: wild stranger is 'it, 37 year old pedofile_
You: DANA IS ABOUT TO USE DISCONNECT
You: USING DISCONNECT DRAINS so COOLNESS POINTS
You: CONTINUE?
Stranger: Ct,,?, Iti,?, is inching her way towards' the disconnect button
Stranger: Cti, p,, ti,?, knows she is talking to a g, t, ,) vav, , itit
You: WILD STRANGER HAS IDEA
You: WILD STRANGER USES FIRE BLAST
You: DANA IS DEAD
You: WILD STRANGER RUNS AWAY
You have disconnected.
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Submitted: 01/31/2010
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User avatar #36 - jogz (02/01/2010) [-]
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EPIC............EPIC..EPIC............EPIC......EPIC............EPIC.. EPIC...... ......EPIC
EPIC..........EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC.......EPIC...........EPIC... .EPIC...... ....EPIC
EPIC........EPIC......EPIC........EPIC........EPIC..........EPIC......E PIC...... ..EPIC
EPIC......EPIC........EPIC......EPIC.........EPIC.........EPIC........EPI C...... EPIC
EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC....EPIC..........EPIC........EPIC..........EPIC. ...EP IC
EPIC..EPIC............EPIC..EPIC...........EPIC.......EPIC............EPIC..E PIC
EPICEPIC..............EPICEPIC.........EPICEPIC..EPIC..............EPICEPIC

I wish my omegle convos were like this
User avatar #1 - jtc (01/31/2010) [+] (9 replies)
you sir failed epically
clearly it was mad up in word by some thumb seeking hoer


p.s. the spelling mistake lines gave it away dumb ass
User avatar #5 to #4 - asspenis (01/31/2010) [-]
o im so sorry i disrespected you sir.
can i get you anything else sir?
how bout a glass of go **** yourself i just thought it was funny. faggot.
User avatar #15 - ashcarlyle (02/01/2010) [-]
you fail.pikachu cant learn confusion.
User avatar #217 - kananGFY (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
that was almost better than fapping
User avatar #73 - TehAwesum (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD STRANGER WON REALLY HARD AT CONVO
User avatar #101 - tehweave (02/01/2010) [-]
When people ask me the definition of "what is retarded" I will now point them to this picture. Also, I laughed. A lot.
User avatar #233 - BeVuTz (02/02/2010) [-]
This is just full of win! :D
User avatar #11 - PHATTMATT (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
HOW ****** LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE A PEDO BEAR LIKE THAT???
#58 - CaptinButtSeks (02/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i dont want to be a buzzkillington or anything but he did that on microsoft word
#236 - SolidBlood (02/06/2010) [-]
Wow, that guy has some epic pokemon and copypasta skills.
#232 - PersonEveryman (02/02/2010) [-]
First time in a long time that I laughed hard at something. And numerous times too. This person is many layers of win.
#60 - leersay **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
where can i find these text images?!?

for i wish to see one
User avatar #18 - Panhead (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD PEDOBEAR USES RAPE
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
JONAS BROTHER ENJOYS IT
Thats the funniest thing i've read today! XD
#91 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
POKEMON is four little kids everyone else is a super fag and should be beaten with their own shoes while watching their cards being carelessly tossed into a fire
User avatar #93 to #91 - arrowhead (02/01/2010) [-]
You spelled "for" wrong.
User avatar #87 - razzmatazz (02/01/2010) [-]
this made me strangely happy
at least some internet pedophiles make a decent effort
User avatar #75 - Rest in pieces (02/01/2010) [-]
That was ******* hilarious. I laughed the entire time.
User avatar #74 - patientbear (02/01/2010) [-]
WILD STRANGER USED WIN!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
I should try this some time....
#171 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2010) [+] (22 replies)
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was cash). Thanks for listening.
#177 to #171 - RonBurgandy (02/01/2010) [-]
Look John, I dont know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. while I'm speculating yours smells of semen and excrement. straight A's impressive, I'll also speculate hear that none of them are very difficult and I'm sure if i looked at your transcript I'd a lack of AP or honors classes for that matter. so in closing go **** your girlfriend until she bleeds i couldnt give a **** one way or the other mostly because you sir are not worth my time, nor are you worth this site's time so **** off. that is all
User avatar #141 - Recaffeinated (02/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wild stranger uses epic win.
Very effective.
#23 - GunzNGigglez (02/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
okay not to damper this pic or anything....but i see alot of these and i have NEVER seen the ~~~ mis-spelled squiggly underlinging on any of them before... yet it looks familiar...oh wait! a wild Microsoft Word appears! Microsoft Word uses SpellCheck!


FAIL
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