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Anonymous (/ 11( Sat) 14:
pearents out shopping
suecide to watch porn
masturbate session
spuddenly hungry
we to microwave and make malt dinner
breburn masturbating
maccaroni ready
mash microwave
Make out bowl
******** hat
wands burn
abomii slips
hat macaroni spills onto half boner
iscream like a little girl
release under pain
Hun to sink
Mum an tap
chot water. burns dick even mare
pstart to cry
Hun outside
into
mick cools
istant up
Matias neighbors looking at me
spuddenly realize i' m still half naked
Hun back inside
islip an ****
**** head an floor
mass out
awake up
covered in ****
pearents standing aver me
balusters an dick
So ml, how was your saturday?
what the **** did I just read
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#323 - xdannytorchx (03/13/2011) [-]
/b/? why not /a+/?
User avatar #328 to #323 - deitey (03/13/2011) [-]
your retarded.
User avatar #339 to #329 - tardo (03/13/2011) [-]
not one...
User avatar #330 to #329 - deitey (03/13/2011) [-]
well played my good sir!!! made me lol almost as hard as this **** up there.
#751 to #330 - williamwillsey (03/13/2011) [-]
wow you arent doing so good in this thread
#340 to #328 - iownasnake (03/13/2011) [-]
Call someone retarded




Misspell you're
#342 to #328 - klondikemonster (03/13/2011) [-]
that's like the kettel calling the pot black
User avatar #344 to #342 - xdannytorchx (03/13/2011) [-]
Is there a particular name for that face?
User avatar #345 to #344 - klondikemonster (03/13/2011) [-]
it's usually called "are you ******* serious" or "are you ******* stupid"
+1
#617 to #328 - rojon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #843 to #328 - deitey (03/13/2011) [-]
LMFAO
#448 to #328 - swanseajack (03/13/2011) [-]
I don't wanna make you feel even stupider for what you said, but its "you're" not "your"
#82 - stream (03/13/2011) [-]
User avatar #6 - Sick (03/12/2011) [-]
How do people even think this **** up.
User avatar #568 to #6 - brendantheferret (03/13/2011) [-]
i have A.D.H.D, i come up with stuff like this when i'm taking a ****
User avatar #22 to #6 - Kannas (03/13/2011) [-]
They smoke a loooot of pot.
#177 to #22 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/13/2011) [-]
i'd rather smoke alot of weed
#563 to #63 - rilax (03/13/2011) [-]
dat fap
#820 - newfieninja (03/13/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #363 - stewpid (03/13/2011) [-]
now i can't read a story on fj without expecting an "everybody walk the dinosaur" in the end
#369 to #363 - rawrh (03/13/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
+4
#414 to #363 - bedcrab **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #409 to #378 - theclaymore (03/13/2011) [-]
random but i love tech n9ne
#371 to #363 - Chitzu (03/13/2011) [-]
I know what you mean. I remember the times when I didn't know what it was. Or what memes were. I didn't know anything. Internet "ruined" me. What I mean by "ruined" is - I can't talk to normal people. I tend to make jokes somehow connected to the internet. Only internet people would understand those jokes. Luckily my boyfriend is an internet person. Met him on the internet. Coincidence? Sometimes I just think internet people should move into a country called Interlandz or something. I also miss the times when I had a life. I miss the times I could actually leave my computer and get out of my room once in a while. I'd open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#373 to #371 - insertyournamehere (03/13/2011) [-]
i'm sorry, too expectable.. but I thumbed up tough.  
gif Mildly related
i'm sorry, too expectable.. but I thumbed up tough.
gif Mildly related
#375 to #373 - Chitzu (03/13/2011) [-]
1) I know it's what makes it funny, but I didn't want it to be unexpected.

2) I guess when you've been raped by it like a hundred times, it tends to get expectable.

3) Now that there's a comment underneath it that says "Too expectable" it's a bit more expectable.

4) Thank you for the thumb, I shall counter-thumb.
#202 - thewizard (03/13/2011) [-]
<----neighbor's reaction
<----neighbor's reaction
#124 - Mcnichs (03/13/2011) [-]
<---This has never been more appropriate...
#313 - NoSuchUser (03/13/2011) [-]
hey guys whats going on in this thre- OH GOD
hey guys whats going on in this thre- OH GOD
#353 - someoneleven (03/13/2011) [-]
&lt;-----you
<-----you
#295 - roflbladez (03/13/2011) [-]
&lt;----- Parents after they grounded him :D
<----- Parents after they grounded him :D
#438 - yrsnkd (03/13/2011) [-]
Saturday?

Well I watched Spongebob, but man, it doesn't even compare.
#282 - edzeppelin (03/13/2011) [-]
It looks like he


*puts on sunglasses*


Had some **** to explain!

*yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
#743 - yourlittledecoy (03/13/2011) [-]
wtf did i just read....
wtf did i just read....
#732 - aceshot (03/13/2011) [-]
DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
User avatar #735 to #732 - thisisnotaname (03/13/2011) [-]
Billy, you had that dream again, didn't you?
#768 to #735 - Rascal (03/13/2011) [-]
i belive this might of been his dream
i belive this might of been his dream
#802 to #768 - thisisnotaname (03/13/2011) [-]
You are the greatest anon I have had the pleasure to meet. Also, maybe it was this.
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