Funny Joke. No offence to Ireland, or the Irish. Irish I was Irish. Cred. to anti-jokes. An Irishman walks out of a bar.. Here is a joke for you
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#161 - arsenicarose (03/13/2011) [-]
Here is a joke for you
User avatar #440 to #161 - EpicSalmon (03/13/2011) [-]
lol with a pic of john steinbeck
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#461 to #454 - EpicSalmon (03/13/2011) [-]
i dunno im not good at this
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#333 - piedside (03/13/2011) [-]
Making jokes is a great way to stay in shape.
User avatar #35 - Quazar (03/12/2011) [-]
funnier joke.

a black guy walks into a store and buys something.
User avatar #172 to #35 - fadetometallica (03/13/2011) [-]
An Asian skips school

A Mexican legally crosses the border

A Jew donates to charity

A woman leaves the kitchen
#42 to #35 - anon (03/12/2011) [-]
even funnier

A black man goes to school.

or

A black man raises his child and pays for child support.
#52 to #42 - anon (03/12/2011) [-]
If said black man was raising his child then wouldn't it be likely that either he is still with the mother or it is in fact the MOTHER that has to pay child support?
User avatar #56 to #35 - battledude (03/12/2011) [-]
A black guy was riding his bike.
User avatar #39 - Lawlor (03/12/2011) [-]
I live in Ireland, so let me confirm something...
It's not a stereotype if it's true.
#374 - wafflelord (03/13/2011) [-]
how come its not loading
how come its not loading
#147 - baconpancakes (03/13/2011) [-]
Two guys walk in the bar.They both have black eyes,the first guy asks the second one where did he get it.He said he was at the travel agency and instead of saying I want to go to Pittsburgh he said Titsburg.The first man said aww thats similar to my story,I was having breakfast with my wife and instead of saying "Excuse me can you pass me the cereal",I said "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU STUPID BITCH!"
User avatar #151 to #147 - thatonegoat (03/13/2011) [-]
Something similar happened to two friends of mine, except they walked into school and shot it up.
User avatar #174 to #151 - exoh (03/13/2011) [-]
similar thing happened to me but instead of shooting up the school i blacked out, and woke up naked in a corn field covered in honey with a pickaxe
User avatar #181 to #174 - thekittykat (03/13/2011) [-]
similar thing happened to me i walk into a bar buy a drink look away take a sip pass out next thing i know im tied to a bed there is cum all over me my tits hurt my pussy is wet and a man is putting lube on his penis chuckling-uh oh
#395 - panique (03/13/2011) [-]
It's funny because they drink so much!
User avatar #341 - trale (03/13/2011) [-]
How does a scottish man find a sheep in tall grass?
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very satisfying
User avatar #191 - Sir Muhen (03/13/2011) [-]
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust.
User avatar #376 to #191 - cluck (03/13/2011) [-]
actually getting raped by a giant scorpion is worse
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User avatar #197 to #196 - Sir Muhen (03/13/2011) [-]
Anti Jokes, Dark humor, ect
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User avatar #204 to #191 - superkitteh (03/13/2011) [-]
How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
#206 to #191 - anon (03/13/2011) [-]
wuts better than winning the special olympics?
nt being retarded
#120 - seiferalmas (03/12/2011) [-]
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#127 to #120 - epicbananaboy (03/13/2011) [-]
LMFAO
LMFAO
#53 - dalle (03/12/2011) [-]
#14 - RonnyCreed (03/12/2011) [-]
im from ireland, AND THIS IS ******* HILARIOUS!
#64 - rasengetenshou (03/12/2011) [-]
wantz to fightz about it?
wantz to fightz about it?
#254 - XJimboSliceX (03/13/2011) [-]
he didn't walk out, he rode...
he didn't walk out, he rode...
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#203 - diamondhead (03/13/2011) [-]
So a couple hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure hes dead."There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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User avatar #148 - irishzombieslayer (03/13/2011) [-]
OH GO AND **** YOUR SELF YOU MUTHER ******* WHORE SCUMBAG CUNT
......sorry damn auto correct on my iphone
Yheah I`m Irish and I find this funny
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