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No offence to Ireland, or the Irish. Irish I was Irish. Cred. to anti-jokes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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#161 - arsenicarose

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Here is a joke for you

#440 to #161 - EpicSalmon

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(03/13/2011) [-]

lol with a pic of john steinbeck

#454 to #440 - fefw **User deleted account**

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#461 to #454 - EpicSalmon

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(03/13/2011) [-]

i dunno im not good at this

#464 to #461 - fefw **User deleted account**

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#35 - Quazar

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(03/12/2011) [-]

funnier joke.

a black guy walks into a store and buys something.

#42 to #35 - anon id: b95ea971

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(03/12/2011) [-]

even funnier

A black man goes to school.

or

A black man raises his child and pays for child support.

#52 to #42 - anon id: 58329184

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(03/12/2011) [-]

If said black man was raising his child then wouldn't it be likely that either he is still with the mother or it is in fact the MOTHER that has to pay child support?

#56 to #35 - battledude

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(03/12/2011) [-]

A black guy was riding his bike.

#172 to #35 - fadetometallica

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(03/13/2011) [-]

An Asian skips school

A Mexican legally crosses the border

A Jew donates to charity

A woman leaves the kitchen

#333 - piedside

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Making jokes is a great way to stay in shape.

#348 - injerseyforever

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(03/13/2011) [-]

So a man comes into a bar...
no wait it was a horse.

A man comes into a horse.

#509 to #348 - toadpunter

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(03/13/2011) [-]

#329 - Coolak

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Heres another funny joke:

Women's Rights

#53 - dalle

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(03/12/2011) [-]

#307 - supahdonkeh **User deleted account**

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#314 to #307 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I'm sorry!

#344 to #307 - anon id: dd06c59a

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(03/13/2011) [-]

It's all in the delivery, kid.

#313 to #307 - celestia

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(03/13/2011) [-]

#325 to #307 - Bourky

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(03/13/2011) [-]

It's not "your joke" dude, I wouldn't be surprised if this joke is older than you are.

#355 to #307 - sandmanxj

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(03/13/2011) [-]

#352 to #307 - thetrollerofgod

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(03/13/2011) [-]

so.....re-post?

#316 to #307 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

**HEMI rolls 729,879,741** according to this piece of paper, yours is a lot uglier than this one.

#324 to #316 - SpicerHyx

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#406 to #324 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

We were out of reply button, so starting over

Troupe Gramayere puts you to shame!

#409 to #406 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

You've already lost this case, Wright.

Judge, please pass your verdict.

#420 to #409 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

#426 to #420 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

For being Miles Edgeworth's secret gay lover!

#428 to #426 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Court is adjourned!

#433 to #409 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

**** dat ****. Imma handcuff you.

#434 to #433 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Tsk tsk tsk

Digging yourself deeper Mr. Attorney.

I do believe both you and Edgeworth would enjoy this handcuffing.

#436 to #434 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

STFU dad, or I'll handcuff you, too!

#441 to #436 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I will take away your whip, Franciska!

Do not interrupt my perfect argument!

#445 to #441 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I bought this whip, so if you steal it, i'll sue you for burglary!

#449 to #445 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Tsk tsk tsk.

I don't think that will be an issue.

#452 to #449 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

the rule 34 is overwhelming!

#462 to #452 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Tell me about it

#471 to #462 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

okay now that's just weird rule 63.

#514 to #449 - anon id: a8fb3c8b

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(03/13/2011) [-]

where did you get this from O_O

#517 to #514 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Google is fantastic, no?

#321 to #316 - supahdonkeh **User deleted account**

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#322 to #321 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

No. Yours was clearly made in MSpaint. This was made in a real-deal image program, such as Photoshop or GIMP.

#330 to #322 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

OBJECTION!

tsk tsk tsk.

Mr.Wright, I do believe you are incorrect and I demand proof otherwise!

#335 to #330 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Edgeworth, I thought you of all people would know that eye appeal also goes along with how gunny a joke is.

#337 to #335 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Don't tell me I don't know anything about eye appeal, Mr. Wright.

#343 to #337 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I just finished playing Ace Attorney Investigations,and your close ups are ugly! Winston Payne looked better than you!

#346 to #343 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

OBJECTION!

I have photographic evidence that contradicts your last statement!

#359 to #346 - iTzZac

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(03/13/2011) [-]

DO. *******. WANT.

#350 to #346 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

For the record... that never happened.

#353 to #350 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Evidence never lies, Mr. Wright.

You might consider returning Franciska von Karma her whip back.

#360 to #353 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I gave it to you, then you gave it to her, and then he started crying! Oh, yeah, when am I gonna get that De Killer calling card theat maya drew on?

#363 to #360 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

After you suck my big, meaty decisive evidence, Mr. Wright.

#368 to #363 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Can you please stop posting pictures of you in a suggestive manner? I'm not gay! I had sex with Mia while she was being channeled by maya last week

#375 to #368 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

That wasn't Mia.

#380 to #375 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

****. I think I just got maya pregnant.

#386 to #380 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Showtime!

#390 to #386 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Egdewworth, Maya, I'll be gone for about... Forever. Bye!

#391 to #390 - SpicerHyx

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Sorry, pal! I'm gonna have to take you to the station!

#397 to #391 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

You can't arrest a man that doesn't exist!

#402 to #397 - SpicerHyx

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You sure about that?

#351 to #343 - SpicerHyx

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And I just finished playing Ace Attorney Investigations, Miles Edgeworth Investigations, and Trials and Tribulations.

#336 to #335 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

*funny

#361 to #322 - Thehomelessman

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#323 to #322 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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(03/13/2011) [-]

No, this was made in Paint.

#356 to #323 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Prove it. I can tell yours, as it has a backround on text that is white.

#332 to #323 - HEMI

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Same thing ******. go to run. Type in mspaint. Now go to All Programs, accessories, and paint. SAME THING.

#339 to #332 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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Yeah, MS Paint.. You said theirs was made im MS Paint, mine was too :S

#347 to #339 - HEMI

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OBJECTION!

I said YOURS was made in MSpaint. Their's was made in GIMP or Photoshop! Read the fine print!

#357 to #347 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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(03/13/2011) [-]

You were talking to them when you said "yours" to them..
but idc.

#364 to #357 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Yours=YOU. This=THIS. Lern 2 reed

#371 to #364 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

hold on. prove this was made in MSpaint!! NOW

#378 to #371 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I closed it earlier, but at the top it says .png.

#385 to #378 - HEMI

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Just because the file type is a PNG doesn't mean it was made in Microsoft Paint.

#389 to #385 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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There is no way to prove it then...

#394 to #389 - HEMI

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But for yours, I can prove. With evidence. MSpaint on Windows XP is primitive, and wasn't very good. If you had a colored backround, if you put color on it then it would dissipate the color, leaving a white backround where the text was placed. That and you said it yourself earlier.

#400 to #394 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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(03/13/2011) [-]

I print screened this page, pasted it into Paint, took the colour, deleted the background, filled the blank page with the colour, and inserted text.

#403 to #400 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

let me guess... WHITE BACKGROUND AROUND THE TEXT?

#405 to #403 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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what? there is no white background around the text... seriously?
why does this even matter. I have the new paint.. kinda. From Windows 7.

#408 to #405 - HEMI

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(03/13/2011) [-]

THEN WHY WAS YOURS SO CRAPPY?

#411 to #408 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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(03/13/2011) [-]

Um I'm OP.
His looks crappier than mine.

#415 to #411 - HEMI

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Sorry, sir, no offense to you. In my rage I lost track of user names.

#382 to #378 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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#370 to #364 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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Okay.. whatever.

#309 to #307 - clemsh **User deleted account**

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#388 to #309 - AliCattLovee [OP]

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#175 - LMFAOcat

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(03/13/2011) [-]

its kinda sad 7 words off a website can get frontpage while other people who actually put time n effort into OC get -100. Like this comment. gonna get thumbed down but i'l take that.

#192 to #175 - anon id: d0d77179

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(03/13/2011) [-]

The difference is that this is actually funny.

#39 - Lawlor

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(03/12/2011) [-]

I live in Ireland, so let me confirm something...
It's not a stereotype if it's true.

#203 - diamondhead

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(03/13/2011) [-]

So a couple hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure hes dead."There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

#208 to #203 - Sir Muhen

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