Three Wishes. Sammich makers<br /> Thanks for the front page!. Afternoon of one beautiful Saturday. Three women play golf. One of them is not very skilled The Game
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Three Wishes. Sammich makers<br /> Thanks for the front page!. Afternoon of one beautiful Saturday. Three women play golf. One of them is not very skilled

Sammich makers<br />
Thanks for the front page!

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Afternoon of one beautiful Saturday. Three women
play golf. One of them is not very skilled and her
ball flies into the forest. She goes to the forest to
look for the ball and finds a frog caught in a trap.
Her first wish is to become the most beautiful
woman in the world. The frog replies:
Well, I' ll do it, but I guess you know that your
husband will be 10 times more beautiful, a
real Adonis'? All women in the world will want
him.
Now she wishes to become the richest woman
in the world. The frog says:
OK, but you must know that your husband will
be 10 times richer than you'?
Then she express her third, the last wish:
I want to get an LIGHT heart attack.
The morale of the story : women are intelligent.
You should nevermore with them!
If you are female, do not read further, for you this
is the end of the joke. Stop here and feel
If you are a man: the man had 10 times LIGHTER
heart attack!
The second morale of the story: women think that
they are very intelligent. Let them think so and
enjoy the spectacle.
If you' re female and you are still reading, this is
proof that women NEVER listen!
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#56 - SaDiiZTiK
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#70 to #56 - tommynt [OP]
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#137 - JAlbastlkr
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(03/11/2011) [-]
sammich makers can do ANYTHING men can do...except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny ( on purpose ), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or just being fun to hangout with.
User avatar #153 to #137 - ningyoaijin
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(03/11/2011) [-]
They have boobies and vajayjays. Your argument is invalid.
#164 to #153 - reorp
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User avatar #147 to #137 - Nekatroz
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(03/11/2011) [-]
And pee while standing
User avatar #496 to #147 - Greekkenyan
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(03/12/2011) [-]
lol THATS why were superior
#196 to #147 - abitur
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(03/11/2011) [-]
check out this picture...

your argument is invalid. Sry 2 say.
User avatar #216 to #196 - Nekatroz
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(03/11/2011) [-]
We can do it without the help of a gadget
User avatar #536 to #196 - anonhaterr
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(03/12/2011) [-]
we dont need a paper dick
#199 - zeespy
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(03/11/2011) [-]
Excuse me, "an light heart attack"?
#502 - fireblizzard
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Comment Picture
#4 - lunae
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(03/11/2011) [-]
So many thumbs so little time... I applaud you my good sir.
So many thumbs so little time... I applaud you my good sir.
User avatar #162 to #4 - tommynt [OP]
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(03/11/2011) [-]
I guess you were right. High five?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tommynt [OP]
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(03/11/2011) [-]
Thank you, but I doubt it would get that far ;)
User avatar #171 to #5 - starvaggi
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(03/11/2011) [-]
lol it won't?
User avatar #174 to #171 - tommynt [OP]
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(03/11/2011) [-]
Well obviously I was wrong. FTW
#636 - ihatenyy
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User avatar #654 to #636 - theeditor
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IMPOSSIBRU
User avatar #655 to #636 - bradynissen
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(03/12/2011) [-]
That was pretty clever. Thumb for you.
#1053 to #636 - anon id: c99553e6
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(03/12/2011) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#647 to #636 - BluMind
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#105 - Diggaholic
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(03/11/2011) [-]
HAHA, I laughed at the part wher- ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD.
#126 to #105 - anon id: 5cba49aa
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wow, the memes on this website are really du- ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD.
User avatar #107 to #105 - bulletcatcher
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Ugh, ffs can we just stop all this stupid meme -ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
User avatar #110 to #107 - leetpwnzer
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(03/11/2011) [-]
god you guys can't even go a da- ALL BOW DOWN TO HYPNOTOAD
#499 - wtfisdis
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#487 - allisgood
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(03/12/2011) [-]
**** bitches, ride seahorses.
**** bitches, ride seahorses.
#476 - anon id: 9dacd0f7
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(03/12/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** this is a 8
#481 to #476 - BobTheBeast **User deleted account**
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#486 to #481 - anon id: 6eb49f7d
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i have a feeling you rolled a 6
i have a feeling you rolled a 6
#490 to #486 - BobTheBeast **User deleted account**
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#510 to #490 - neroazulomega
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you rolled a six first then a 2
and then you said that adds up to 8
but so did both your rolls