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Afternoon of one beautiful Saturday. Three women
play golf. One of them is not very skilled and her
ball flies into the forest. She goes to the forest to
look for the ball and finds a frog caught in a trap.
Her first wish is to become the most beautiful
woman in the world. The frog replies:
Well, I' ll do it, but I guess you know that your
husband will be 10 times more beautiful, a
real Adonis'? All women in the world will want
him.
Now she wishes to become the richest woman
in the world. The frog says:
OK, but you must know that your husband will
be 10 times richer than you'?
Then she express her third, the last wish:
I want to get an LIGHT heart attack.
The morale of the story : women are intelligent.
You should nevermore with them!
If you are female, do not read further, for you this
is the end of the joke. Stop here and feel
If you are a man: the man had 10 times LIGHTER
heart attack!
The second morale of the story: women think that
they are very intelligent. Let them think so and
enjoy the spectacle.
If you' re female and you are still reading, this is
proof that women NEVER listen!
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Submitted: 03/11/2011
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#1065 - anonymous (04/19/2011) [-]
I would've wished to poo my pants. that way the guy would have had ******* a **** nuke in his trousers hahahahaha
#1188 - daea (03/17/2011) [-]
u sir are a god!!!!!!
#1187 - Seority (03/14/2011) [-]
I'm a woman and I found the whole thing funny.

So... lol
#1173 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1168 - noseses (03/12/2011) [-]
i agree with this entirely
#1167 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #1166 - koshmiester (03/12/2011) [-]
i wish i could thumb 5 times...
#1163 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
I M A G I N A T I O N
#1162 - anonymous (03/12/2011) [-]
FUNNYJUNK
#1157 - damuoy (03/12/2011) [-]
you sir, are a ******* hero. this is you shining upon us.
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#1154 - daftkey (03/12/2011) [-]
so true~ &lt;3
so true~ <3
User avatar #1156 to #1154 - lube (03/12/2011) [-]
thumbed you up just for daft punk
#1153 - Smallcat (03/12/2011) [-]
Obviously she should have wished for bigger breasts.
Or to look twenty years younger.
Or for a tighter crotch.
Win-win, honestly.
User avatar #1172 to #1153 - jasonlaiyh (03/12/2011) [-]
But if she went for bigger boobs, her husband would have had 10 times bigger moobs.
User avatar #1152 - erector (03/12/2011) [-]
LMAO!!!
User avatar #1144 - LipoanTX (03/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1143 - LipoanTX (03/12/2011) [-]
I M A G I N A T I O N
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#1147 to #1137 - Patchers (03/12/2011) [-]
I would've had it been funny...
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