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#66 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Hello everyone! I am a real live black guy!
#67 to #66 - ARealLiveWhiteGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
And I'm a real live white guy!
#68 to #67 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
And today we're going to talk about racism.
#71 to #68 - ARealLiveWhiteGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
We see racism everyday on FunnyJunk, and we'd like to say that...
#72 to #71 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
...It doesn't really bother us.
#73 to #72 - ARealLiveWhiteGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Hey... it bothers me!
#75 to #73 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Nobody asked you, whitey!
#76 to #75 - ARealLiveWhiteGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Atleast I'm not a ******.
#77 to #76 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
I can't believe you said that!
I thought we were friends!
#78 to #77 - ARealLiveWhiteGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Me too, but then you started being racist towards me.
#79 to #78 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
The message is don't be racist FunnyJunk.
#80 to #79 - ARealLiveWhiteGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Because racism is for *******.
#83 to #80 - ARealLiveBlackGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Asshole.
#88 to #83 - DoyenofLaughter
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Epic.
#92 to #88 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
ANON
#81 to #80 - Persian
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(01/31/2010) [-]
This is madness!
#104 to #81 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
no...THIS...IS....SPARTAAAAAA
#74 to #72 - foverchristleader
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Mexican fells excluded
#93 to #74 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Slow pokes feels excluded
#94 to #93 - Misamisahime
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(02/01/2010) [-]
oops
#107 to #93 - leftFORdeadWitch
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Cant you guys see the moral of this comic is to not be racist? THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!
#90 to #74 - Spikeydeath
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(01/31/2010) [-]
TIME FOR A SPIKEYDEATH!
#82 to #71 - SuccessfulTroll
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(01/31/2010) [-]
****** KYKE NIP WOP YELLOW HICK COON BEANO CRACKER DAGO DINK
#105 to #82 - freakaleak
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Lmao, "racism is for *******."
#19 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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(01/31/2010) [-]
we were all like "oh he said upside down, that must mean it's the opposite... lame i know this joke" and then your like "holy ****, not what i was expecting!"

O_O
#51 - Ddubber
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(01/31/2010) [-]
********! I had to read it at least 4 more times to make sure i wasnt imagining it. . .
#52 to #51 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
i needed to read it five times
#53 to #52 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
idiots I had to read it 6 times!
#55 to #53 - SoNofFAILGuy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
I read it once.......
#63 to #51 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
i read it twice then turned my laptop over to prove that he was correct
#57 to #51 - iSpaceShuttle
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(01/31/2010) [-]
i read it twice then went to the comments then read it again.
#35 - Idonteven
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Everything went better than expected.
#36 to #35 - the pimp [OP]
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Bleach Ftw!
#41 to #36 - SaveFJ
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(01/31/2010) [-]
excactly Ichigo FTW!
#43 to #41 - the pimp [OP]
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Zangetsu + ichigo + zaraki + rangiku lol
#45 to #43 - SaveFJ
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(01/31/2010) [-]
+rukia :D
#47 to #45 - the pimp [OP]
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(01/31/2010) [-]
ye
#49 to #47 - stillanonymous
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(01/31/2010) [-]
the lack of yoruichi in your posts is disturbing.
#50 to #49 - the pimp [OP]
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(01/31/2010) [-]
and yourichi i like it when shesin cat form and reforms human infront of ichigo

very funyn
#38 to #35 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Lol.
#14 - Oldboy
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(01/31/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFUUU......?? O_o
everything went better than expected :)
#95 - Fouadd
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Oh-ho! Is funny cause the line on the graph don't change so it cause no problem for him!!!
#15 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
who else tried to image that in their minds?
#16 to #15 - benk
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(01/31/2010) [-]
i tried it on a piece of paper, it works even though it doesnt look like it would
#21 to #15 - Nataszsza
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(01/31/2010) [-]
i didn't imagine it, i turned my head upside down to see it :P
#25 to #15 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Me
#23 to #15 - supersparta
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Yeah I imaged it too.
#39 - hunterone
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(01/31/2010) [-]
Looks Like Everything Turned Out OK!
#111 - anon
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#112 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap....
#127 to #112 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
you also copied that speech off a 4chan post that was on fj a while ago
#113 to #112 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Getting me so HOT john.
#114 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
a logged out member attempting to turn everyone against the anonymous movement?
#115 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
**** me hard johnny baby
#116 to #111 - the pimp [OP]
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(02/01/2010) [-]
That was off of a different pic so stfu? you are now ip blocked from my content
#124 to #116 - GetOffFJRandy
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Why are you 'asking' him to stfu? Just do it! Just do it maann!!
#120 to #116 - anon
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#117 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
wow thats a mouth full........ but i gess you use to it
#118 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
wow, that was pretty ******* pathetic, seeing as ive heard that statement from a dozen plus people on teh interwebs all claiming to have better lives than everyone else.
#119 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
I now play a new sport John, it's called "Jack off to guy who gets straight A's and has a banging hot girlfriend". Tits or gtfo John, and I hope you make the right choice. ;)
#121 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
congratulations u were the captain of a bunch of large sweaty probably gay douchebags who enjoyed hurling themselves at eachothers sweaty bodies and seeing as your proud of doing that then what you find attractive is obviously debatable thus your girlfriend my good sir. Now as far as the basketball goes well i love it and the straight a's well good job! :D but besides that i think ive taken shot and ur only half douchebag well 98% since u also tried to make all these other people feel inferior that believe me arent all fat retarded no lifes and are people just enjoy a bit of humor in their day. -thank you for your time
#126 to #121 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Exactly why anons shouldn't have rights
#123 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Stale copypasta is awesome in new context
#125 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
if u have straight A's then your English teacher must be a dumb ass
im pretty sure everyone on this site knows that you are supposed to tap the space bar after inserting a period =)
#128 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
"I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team." - douchebag

ummm.....keyword in there is "was" cuz your just a fat beer belly douche who still thinks they're the **** evern though they work at mcdonalds.
#129 to #111 - thewarlord
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(02/01/2010) [-]
sobody with no life attempting to feel good about themselves.
bets on suicidal tendencies? anyone? i'll give 10:1 odds this lame lieing POS is one of those "fat retarded no-lifes who spends evey day of his time looking at stupid ass pictures. AKA porn, girls he wants to call his GF.
as for sports. congrats, you are captain of a team of men who wear tights, and a starter that would run around to tire evryone out.
thanks for being a douche-bag.
#131 to #111 - anon
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(02/01/2010) [-]
"Just hit me with your best shot...What sports do you play, other than jack off to naked drawn Japanese people?" - douchebag

well, FYI jacking off is a sport, cuz i'm sooo good at aiming that my best shot would land right in your eyes(btw i have aids).
#132 to #111 - Pronkle
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Hello John, I think I'll respond to your post bit by bit. First of all, I dislike people like you who casually use the term 'hate' belittling its meaning. It is very rarely used appropriately anymore. Fat, well, no and technically, I can't really get fat, and that is very odd to say, you see, I have a genetic disorder and rather than going into detail now, you can look it up later. Marfan's Syndrome. Retarded, while politically incorrect and also very commonly misused, untrue. I didn't get straight A's through high school but I had around a 3.5 GPA 90% of the time, make of that what you will. And in your referral to intercourse, what of the female members of fj? I can't participate in sports-reference genetic disorder. Shame I'm out of room
#133 to #111 - Ddubber
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(02/01/2010) [-]
Ok, john, my name is Brandon. I may like to jerk off to internet porn, even fb occasionally, but who hasnt? Like really.. and no i dont spend everyday on here, its a good sight to see funny content when you want a laugh. I play hockey, 12 years actually and got scouted to the OHL in Canada. I recently, say around 3 weeks ago, had sex for the first time as well. And recently i met another girl and starting tonight were dating, so you can stfu cause shes pretty smokin hot too. Fyi im not trying to brag fj, but john here isnt the only one that can get a hot gf, that is if he didnt think her up off some anime he recently saw... so gtfo, john and take your dumbass ego with you cause your a douche! good night.
#122 to #111 - SuperTroopers
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(02/01/2010) [-]
I ****** your girlfriend John. You have my aids..
Good Day.
#26 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
LIES look closer at the squiggly it moves two spaces down
#28 to #26 - anon
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(01/31/2010) [-]
but its still rising *******
#70 to #28 - traczbrett
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(01/31/2010) [-]
you sir. should not be allowed the internet
#40 to #26 - hunterone
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(01/31/2010) [-]
U Sir are High!