I Feel Like A Boss. OC by me, naturally. Yes, The Mac Store is a real business. It's based in the Pacific Northwest. . I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized c
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I Feel Like A Boss

OC by me, naturally.
Yes, The Mac Store is a real business. It's based in the Pacific Northwest. You need to login to view this link

I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city.
Tons of people come in every day and try
out all of our computers if Phones!
ipads . its not uncommon
for a few people per day go onto Facebook
and forget to sign out.
I (and a couple of my coworkers) often
enjoy messing with such Facebook profiles
when business slows down. Typically, I
would just write troll status updates or
change their "interested in" section
A few weeks ago, it was a really slow
Monday evening and I had a new idea.
My "victim" appeared to be a beta male
type (not an alpha male) and he was single.
I went go through his contacts, found a
single girl, and send her a message telling
her how "l" had a crush on her for a while
and asking her whether she would like to go
to a movie later that week.
Now, We done this a few times since, but
it takes more work than a simple troll status.
Anyway...
Yesterday at closing time, I was shutting
down all the computers and I found one
with Facebook still logged in. I was about
to troll it when I noticed it was the same guy
as before! (His profile picture was of
himself feeding a llama; it was kind of
memorable).
So, I scrolled down and noticed that he was
now in a relationship
with the girl I messaged!
Steal someones identity
Improve '! [Eb
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Submitted: 03/10/2011
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#74 - Leonidus (03/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
thought this might be appropriate
#18 - blackaven (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You and people like you are the salt of this earth. Trollin and helping? Way to go bro.
#292 - elarbol (03/10/2011) [-]
what store did you say you worked at?
#128 - beefniblets (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You think if i leave my facebook open that you can do the same for me? Pretty please?
#731 - jetthebret (03/10/2011) [-]
maybe i should start leaving my facebook up at an apple store.
#299 - Cyno (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I too work at a mac store, sometimes I don't even go home.  
It's wonderful, I can just fap all night long.  
Of course, I don't actually work at a mac store.. but now I want to.
I too work at a mac store, sometimes I don't even go home.
It's wonderful, I can just fap all night long.
Of course, I don't actually work at a mac store.. but now I want to.
#434 - anonymous (03/10/2011) [+] (13 replies)
**anonymous rolls 44**
User avatar #24 - Envy (03/10/2011) [+] (10 replies)
OP works at mac store
OP confirmed for faggot
#715 - doomguard (03/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
(him getting the accepted message from her.)
(him getting the accepted message from her.)
#291 - anonymous (03/10/2011) [-]
Can I give you my facebook log in?
Can I give you my facebook log in?
#402 - anonymous (03/10/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolls 55**
**anonymous rolls 55**
#255 - edzeppelin (03/10/2011) [-]
I don't always take over people's lives,



But when I do, I get them laid.
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#822 - gomexico (03/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
maybe i should start leaving my facebook up at an apple store.
#633 - macsmack (03/10/2011) [-]
Gonna leave my facebook on in public computers.
Gonna leave my facebook on in public computers.
#4 - davzc (03/10/2011) [-]
#625 - khatmal (03/10/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I am going to log in my Facebook at every Apple store and hope this happens to me.
#651 - sbg (03/10/2011) [-]
Not get rejected LIKE A BOSS!
Not get rejected LIKE A BOSS!
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