Airport Troll. <br /> Thanks everyone for my first front page. 1. Remove your laptop from a bag. 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully. 3. Turn It on. a lol plane Go boom
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Airport Troll

Airport Troll. <br /> Thanks everyone for my first front page. 1. Remove your laptop from a bag. 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully. 3. Turn It on. a

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1. Remove your laptop from a bag.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn It on.
a. Ensure the passenger next to you Is watching.
5. Connector the Internet
6. Chose your %rafi for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
upwards to the sky afi if in a prayer.
I Take a deep breath and open this me: http:// . myit-
mecha. /
B. Turn and Observe the facial expression ofyour neighbour.
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Submitted: 03/09/2011
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#167 - meksla (03/10/2011) [-]
or you could just do this
or you could just do this
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#25 - Euphemism **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #27 to #25 - xxghostxx (03/09/2011) [-]
you are literally too stupid to insult
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User avatar #34 to #30 - SirVladimir (03/09/2011) [-]
In Google Chrome, a bar says the page is in German and asks if you want it translated.
#47 to #25 - xXPzPXx (03/10/2011) [-]
I wondered that too...till I lowered the side bar
User avatar #31 to #25 - littlemsfunnyjunk (03/09/2011) [-]
mine did that too haha
#36 - FireLordZuko (03/09/2011) [-]
it's funny until the air marshal shoots you
it's funny until the air marshal shoots you
User avatar #561 to #36 - Muffinboy (03/11/2011) [-]
2 things, A, made me ******* LOL!!!
B, Fackin SAVED! (No, not **** ... F A C K. F A C K! *Song reference Derp :3*)
#56 to #36 - CrashLandon (03/10/2011) [-]
no, it's funny BECAUSE the air marshal shoots you
User avatar #313 - AverageMan (03/10/2011) [-]
**AverageMan rolls 99**

i'm flying to japan tomorrow and it's a 14 hour flight
if I get dubs i'll do this and at the end when it starts blinking
i'll yell "ALAH HUAKABAR!!!"
#317 to #313 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
lol pics
User avatar #356 to #313 - andriod (03/10/2011) [-]
I feel sorry for your bunghole.
#365 to #313 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
**** don't do it. The airport take all **** seriously, I would know, my mum works for Customs. You can get fined heavily for doing it. So DON'T.
User avatar #323 to #313 - aCheekyBurrito (03/10/2011) [-]
HA! Good luck, i can imagine you being tackled in the airplane right now...
User avatar #325 to #323 - AverageMan (03/10/2011) [-]
ikr, i'm sitting here with my camera trying to figure out a way to get pictures lol
it's not like I can say "excuse me, Mr. US Marshal, can you take my picture, it's for funnyjunk. :)"

After yelling "ALAH HUHKABAR!!" on a plane LOL
User avatar #328 to #325 - aCheekyBurrito (03/10/2011) [-]
lol yeh, you should like put your shirt over your face first and start accting really wierd, say stuff like I dont wanna do it, and chuck in some random arabic sounds
#318 to #313 - LEAFMAN (03/10/2011) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#351 to #318 - Pesticul (03/10/2011) [-]
MAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
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#126 - ImHappyPLZ (03/10/2011) [-]
I was expecting my laptop to explode.  
  
&lt;--my reaction
I was expecting my laptop to explode.

<--my reaction
User avatar #131 to #126 - ceshirecat (03/10/2011) [-]
hahaha sameee
#29 - MartinLSlowking (03/09/2011) [-]
Catchy ass song
#480 - ShockedNazi (03/10/2011) [-]
umad?
umad?
#68 - hunamana (03/10/2011) [-]
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#274 - katsueren (03/10/2011) [-]
haha nooooo I'm afraid of flight security.. Not that it's 'security' really, but when people find that their lives are in danger they tend to go by any means possible to personally come out of the situation uninjured. In other words, I'm afraid of having my ass handed to me by some old lady with her purse.
User avatar #302 to #274 - megazombierobot (03/10/2011) [-]
Yeah i remember reading a story like a few months ago about some teenager getting his ass-whooped (literally) by some old guy because he the teenager wouldn't turn off his iPhone, I guess the guy thought it would **** up the flight pattern, even though he'd have to make a call for that to happen, and it doesn't affect the plane that much, and there's a little something also called 'Airplane Mode' on the iPhone.


Imagine what the **** that old guy would do in this situation.
#263 to #238 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
the site take u to a "find a bike" ...its in german
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User avatar #163 to #142 - Wingwalker (03/10/2011) [-]
step 10: PROFIT
#82 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
no srsly wtf is this?
User avatar #111 to #82 - anonhaterr (03/10/2011) [-]
it did that for google chrome too
User avatar #84 to #82 - iarefurry (03/10/2011) [-]
i had the same thing happen to me. Like wtf
#212 to #84 - jrook (03/10/2011) [-]
Did you wait the whole 20 minutes or whatever? Its like an ebay-like site. Very bizzare
#101 to #82 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
look at the very bottom of the webpage..the fine print is in german. took me a while too
#108 to #82 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
he uses internet explorer
#78 - sandmanxj (03/10/2011) [-]
i love how when the timer runs out it tacks me to a site that sells bikes
i love how when the timer runs out it tacks me to a site that sells bikes
User avatar #99 to #78 - dukeofbattle (03/10/2011) [-]
because it's german lol
#3 - Altru (03/09/2011) [-]
WTF kind of german is that?!?!?
User avatar #4 to #3 - lomperik (03/09/2011) [-]
bottom of site is german :p
#476 - tooshudoods (03/10/2011) [-]
terrorists
#368 - panique (03/10/2011) [-]
You smart guy.  
  
  
I kill you last.
You smart guy.


I kill you last.
User avatar #383 to #368 - naef (03/10/2011) [-]
is that from harold and kumar?
User avatar #377 to #368 - dsingh (03/10/2011) [-]
fuking love this movie
#358 - SHAMU (03/10/2011) [-]
THAT IS MY JAM !!!!
User avatar #507 to #358 - SexRobot (03/10/2011) [-]
Jeff Dunham is a fag. And so are you.
#257 - ShizMyNiz (03/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #266 to #257 - okilian (03/10/2011) [-]
First thing I thought of!
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User avatar #63 - pissedoffatfj (03/10/2011) [-]
step 9 go to guentanmo bay
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