Real Life Vs. Video Games. Happened to me last night...<br /> Thanks for front page guys, couldn't have done it without you.. ICTI‘:. play solo zombies.....still wear headset and mic. rage comic
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#246 - newfieninja (03/10/2011) [-]
play solo zombies.....still wear headset and mic.
#271 to #246 - Nickislam (03/10/2011) [-]
What if you have a TURTLEBEACH.
#287 to #271 - MatthewsGauss (03/10/2011) [-]
i always wear my beaches even right now im talking on skype using them
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#294 to #271 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
#273 to #271 - newfieninja (03/10/2011) [-]
then you sir are awesome
#274 to #273 - Nickislam (03/10/2011) [-]
I know, thank you
User avatar #293 to #274 - RipperMan (03/10/2011) [-]
not if you got the x41, i got it, **** broke near instantly
User avatar #341 to #293 - Nickislam (03/10/2011) [-]
Ive had X41 fir about 5 or 6 months and its fine
User avatar #604 to #341 - yourewrong (03/10/2011) [-]
Yea and I just got the x41s about a month or two ago. They work fine for me. Although I liked the mic cord better on the x3s.
User avatar #312 to #309 - sookmaybowls (03/10/2011) [-]
it should say "forever uhh... stoned"
#340 to #312 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Smoking weed doesn't make you mentally handicapped....
User avatar #345 to #340 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
Sometimes it does... I've seen it happen. Not always, but usually, when someone smokes weed they cannot think nearly as fast.
#351 to #345 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Yeah my asshole. Read my other comment. **** all this ignorance. Sometimes people will act a bit crazy and laugh a lot but they wont act down right retarded. Apparently you haven't seen people high for real.
User avatar #355 to #351 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
They must have been faking it then...

Not sure how you can fake smoking weed from a bowl though... Or how you could fake the bloodshot eyes... But yeah, you must be right. Totally. /sarcasm.

And before you turn all hater on me, I'm pro-legalization. But stop lying about the **** . It sucks. Telling people it does all this nice **** just lets them down when they actually do it. Like then I tried it. Twice. Nothing. ***************** nothing.
#358 to #355 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
LOL. Did you inhale? And usually the first time you smoke you don't get high. And they must of had some stupid **** like K2, I really don't feel like getting into a Marijuana debate on FunnyJunk with a complete stranger so if you don't mind i'm going to go smoke a bong to the dome.
User avatar #365 to #358 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
Yep. Inhaled. Smoked exactly as much as two other people did. And I held it in just as long. Both times. Nothing. Nothing at all.

And watching someone else be high doesn't really give you a perspective of what people look like high if you are high yourself... That would be like only letting drunk cops perform sobriety testing... People DO slow down mentally when they are high. I have seen it happen to many people. Don't even try to tell me I didn't, I will believe my own senses over someone's words any day.
#373 to #365 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Alright man it's good. I know the facts and that's what matters. There has been testing preformed on people under the influence and their SAT scores actually improved, the person gained no weight, after a whole month of smoking they still had no dependency, and there was a different study which proved there was no loss of braincells after smoking Cannabis. Just letting you know. Don't believe me if you want but there are the facts.
User avatar #378 to #373 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
I didn't say loss of brain cells... Weed smoking temporarily disables you mentally. Also, the reason the SAT scores went up was probably because the people had to actually slow down and think about **** rather than trying to power-level through it (even though doing it faster doesn't make any difference at all).

And the reason you don't get dependency is cause the THC stays in your system for a little while, just long enough that you don't get (or rather, don't notice) withdrawals. They did a study with rats where they injected them with THC (cause you can't really get a rat to smoke) then after a while injected them with something that would block THC's effects and guess what? The rats had serious withdrawal issues.
#380 to #378 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Our brain has THC Receptors. That means we should have THC, correct? Because if Evolution has proved anything at all then it is that the human body gets rid of what it doesn't need. I never did say that you mentioned loss of brain cells I was just letting you know. And dude.. it doesn't make you retarded. Bottom line. Now please let me finish up this bong.
User avatar #381 to #380 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
Our brain has receptors for a lot of things. And most of those receptors are meant for one chemical (that is naturally produced) but that can also receive other chemicals (blocking naturally produced ones, causing weird **** to happen. That's (partially) how caffeine works.).

Also, appendixes. That is all.
#383 to #381 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Damn you got me there. I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up. Good day to you sir. I appreciated having an intelligent debate with someone. That was fun. :D
User avatar #385 to #383 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
As do I. Thumbs for you for not raging (as most people seem to do on this site)!
#387 to #385 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Haha no problem man. It seems kind of hard to find people that aren't rude, ignorant, and just plain out unpleasant on this site. But good for you! You're not one of them. I do believe you have also earned your self a thumb.
User avatar #388 to #387 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
:D well at least I won't have negative thumbs anymore... xD
User avatar #410 to #355 - PANDOOS (03/10/2011) [-]
Then you probably had absolutely **** weed.
User avatar #412 to #410 - satanisthesavior (03/10/2011) [-]
But I watched my friends get high off the exact same **** . And we were sharing a bowl so there is no way they smoked something different...

It didn't touch me at all (maybe I'm immune?), and all it did to my friends was make them act slightly dumber and hungrier for a while before they both crashed on my couch for a nap... And people pay a lot of money for that **** ?
User avatar #370 to #340 - sookmaybowls (03/10/2011) [-]
well, how do you know he's not stoned right now?

******* LOGIC, USE IT, YOU DUMBASS ************ !! and preferably BEFORE you comment.

god damn.
#374 to #370 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
**** off. How do you know that he isn't stoned?
******* LOGIC, USE IT, YOU DUMBASS ************ !! and preferably BEFORE you comment.

god damn.
User avatar #384 to #374 - sookmaybowls (03/10/2011) [-]
thats exactly what i just said :/
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#347 to #344 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Well that means you can't handle you're **** then, because I am forever a stoner and not once have I done anything retarded I just chill maybe go on an out doors adventure. Maybe even some CoD. But no. Not mental retardation.
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#353 to #350 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
Exactly what i'm saying. You smoke then chill. Not act retarded haha.
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#363 to #357 - trofelcopter (03/10/2011) [-]
.... All I have to say to that is well..... I don't know. Just no. Lmfao.
#379 to #363 - sparrabird (03/10/2011) [-]
Arguing over the internet is like running in the special Olympics.
*Blows out smoke*
Even if you win, your still retarded.
#377 - xxSiLENTx (03/10/2011) [-]
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#405 to #237 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
#493 to #468 - marioboy (03/10/2011) [-]
too late
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#8 to #7 - bigWillFTW (03/09/2011) [-]
for this comment, i will give you all the thumbs i can.
for this comment, i will give you all the thumbs i can.
#10 to #8 - anon (03/09/2011) [-]
i didn't realize your pic was a gif for like a good 30 seconds bro.
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#11 to #9 - bigWillFTW (03/09/2011) [-]
my good man, care for a spot of tea?
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#13 to #12 - bigWillFTW (03/09/2011) [-]
dreamsickles make me wanna vomit.  
  
(not really, just wanted an excuse to use the gif)
dreamsickles make me wanna vomit.

(not really, just wanted an excuse to use the gif)
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#407 - ZMole (03/10/2011) [-]
#452 to #407 - therealbojack (03/10/2011) [-]
I've been high as **** several times...
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User avatar #266 to #251 - shakeandbake (03/10/2011) [-]
You can't overdose on Weed you Hipster
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User avatar #278 to #251 - XxXRoxasXxX (03/10/2011) [-]
I have a friend who does weed TWICE a day. Guess what. Nothing happened
#337 to #278 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
**** everyone who says "does" weed. You don't "do" weed. You smoke weed. But you probably only smoke regs :P
User avatar #397 to #337 - XxXRoxasXxX (03/10/2011) [-]
Never said I smoked weed. Sorry. I'm outta the loop because I'm clean and I'm gonna keep it that way but I know multiple people who smoke weed
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User avatar #281 to #280 - XxXRoxasXxX (03/10/2011) [-]
Congratulations
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#276 to #229 - theamazingderpman (03/10/2011) [-]
SEANANNERS!
SEANANNERS!
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User avatar #235 to #229 - gyaraderp (03/10/2011) [-]
That would be awesome if there was a SeaNanners meme that was just basses stuff
#228 - Thehomelessman (03/10/2011) [-]
Kid leaves his neighborhood

Video Games: Saves the ******* universe

Real Life: Arrives back home in a cop car
User avatar #248 to #228 - Thehomelessman (03/10/2011) [-]
*Real World: Kid gets raped then murdered. Then it takes a week to find the body
User avatar #256 to #228 - supersparta (03/10/2011) [-]
Dunno where you live, but round here at this time, they'd freeze to death in about 20 minutes.
#528 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
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#335 - Indubidubly (03/10/2011) [-]
Gunship Inbound!!!
#284 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (03/10/2011) [-]
I have never smoked weed before, tell me fj what is it like?
#304 to #284 - clevernameguy (03/10/2011) [-]
It's like finding your inner samurai blah blah ******** spiritual stuff blah i doubt anyone here has a clue what they're talking about blah blah thetans blah essence of papayas blah hungry slo-mo blah
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#322 to #311 - clevernameguy (03/10/2011) [-]
Why, yes I am! Thank you for asking.  
  
  
  
  
  
But seriously, it's like inevitable that half the people talking about what's it's like are just 12 year olds trying to find a group to cling to.
Why, yes I am! Thank you for asking.





But seriously, it's like inevitable that half the people talking about what's it's like are just 12 year olds trying to find a group to cling to.
#305 to #284 - mezuki (03/10/2011) [-]
its the best feeling in the world everythings funny and everything feels AMAZING
User avatar #290 to #284 - ihasalightning (03/10/2011) [-]
That picture...it looks like my uncle. Oh my God, its like you took a picture of him. AND YES. HE'S THE BIGGEST POTHEAD EVER.
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User avatar #296 to #295 - ihasalightning (03/10/2011) [-]
WITH THE BEARD AND THE HAIR, YES. JUST ******* LIKE THAT.
#367 to #296 - retoastking (03/10/2011) [-]
its like your whole body is a penis. the rest of the world is a vagina
User avatar #291 to #284 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (03/10/2011) [-]
Magic unicorn ****
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User avatar #301 to #284 - ifuckedyoursister (03/10/2011) [-]
time slows down, you laugh more,everything tastes better, you are hungry, or you could just panic and get paranoid


... drugs r bad mmkay.
User avatar #297 to #284 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2011) [-]
Its like not only a feeling of floating, its like knowing everything, but ending up where you began. and then eating everything in the house.
#314 to #297 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (03/10/2011) [-]
HA i'm like that already which makes me wonder what would happen if i have some. would i turn normal or will one be one and one will be all, to be a rock and not to roll
#319 to #314 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2011) [-]
you would be extreme DAVVIDanFERNANDO.
#325 to #319 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (03/10/2011) [-]
i thank you for the the advice sir and shall now start my journey in finding a drug dealer
User avatar #326 to #325 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2011) [-]
you're very much welcome sir, and that's madam to you. :)
User avatar #317 to #284 - sookmaybowls (03/10/2011) [-]
imagine laying on a cloud and almost being asleep, but while standing... and laughing, and having a good time, and thinking about extremely insteresting things...

it's ****** awesome, bro
#330 to #317 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (03/10/2011) [-]
sounds like gods magical jizz but i don't know were to find a drug dealer (pic not related but it is a very hilarious ticket to hell)
#399 to #330 - zaclolz (03/10/2011) [-]
dont be afraid to ask around everyone smokes.
#362 to #330 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
whats that meme called
User avatar #332 to #330 - sookmaybowls (03/10/2011) [-]
what grade level are you in?


if you're even still in school.
User avatar #333 to #332 - DAVVIDanFERNANDO (03/10/2011) [-]
10th soon will be in 11th though
User avatar #356 to #333 - sookmaybowls (03/10/2011) [-]
broseph, just ask around im a -cringes, glances around- freshman... just ask around you're bound to find someone.
User avatar #343 to #333 - chrixs (03/10/2011) [-]
kids from school lol. just look for stoners and ask if they know where to go.
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#234 - griffonchris (03/10/2011) [-]
Everyone is argueing PS3 or Xbox.....i will forever stick with my personal preference!


LONG LIVE N64!!!!!!!
#299 to #234 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
QUADS AND I CHOP MY ******* DICK OFF

*Roll 4*
#300 to #299 - anon (03/10/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,711**

SAME RULES APPLY
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User avatar #349 to #234 - TheRoman (03/10/2011) [-]
im a landscaper (ironically im not mexican) and my employer has an unopened N64 in her garage. UNOPENED
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User avatar #243 to #234 - exoh (03/10/2011) [-]
xbox/ps3= lamborghini
n64= hummer H1 with a turret
one may be newer and look nicer but one will always be better
#236 to #234 - creepsforcash (03/10/2011) [-]
I simply cannot thumb you enough.
#239 to #234 - wutshouldibecalled (03/10/2011) [-]
You sir, deserve a cookie
#238 to #234 - paulp (03/10/2011) [-]
HEIL N64
#192 to #178 - Zenny (03/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #475 to #467 - deadinferno (03/10/2011) [-]
well you are a cupcake sir
#477 to #475 - mrtubbs (03/10/2011) [-]
now i'm a cat
User avatar #478 to #477 - deadinferno (03/10/2011) [-]
right you are...right you are.....
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