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Hollywood vs. Real Life

Hollywood vs. Real Life. OC = Oxygen Monocarbide<br /> Dang, Thanks guys for front page<br /> I am no longer Front page virgin!<br /> New one

OC = Oxygen Monocarbide<br />
Dang, Thanks guys for front page<br />
I am no longer Front page virgin!<br />
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HOLLYWOOD VS. REAL LIFE
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for e science fair er some something fun, but after its done,
sopt of stupid environmental there ere typically many boring
project. worksheets tta follow it.
Reel Life:
Hum . the have N walk like 4 blocks early in
The school bus steps right
outside your' ******* house. , e merneng to get your' stop
Hollywood: Aral Life:
It SM'S on Christmas It reins. Den' t expect snew until mid-
February.
Real Life:
H plywood:
in the have quizzes, tests and other
Out of all yeer life adventures,
there is typically only one big
test er assignment
assignments due everyday- some of which
yee " ers ere stalling m complete
Hollywood: Real Life:
You pun a stop sign and instantly Some guy runs e stop sign and nearly kills
have the Chasing you. yee es yee ere dressing the street.
Hollywood: Reel Life:
The FBI and CIA all have guns They ell work in offices similar W the
and spend ell day en high speed average joe, They an in, an to their
chases and computer, and lemme 7 hours leter.
investigations "
Real Life:
Hollywood: The school system stuffs students into
Classes have a Very Personable classrooms until there is no breathing
size- typically mound 16 mum
students. .
Hollywood: Reel Life:
Easy classes ere filled with mexicans.
A very diverse, equal society H t fill d ith q
eneus fesses ere me Wt mien.
filled with blacks, whites, men
and wemen.
Hollywood: Reel Life: The population is split- half
Every single persin is smelt at ere out banging every persin they see,
first base. while half of US ere forever alone.
Hollywood: Posting something Reel Life: Most interwar cintent
on the iinternet makes you gees completely unnoticed (likely
instantly famous this post too)
Hollywood: Everybody is hot Reel Life: Everybody is net.
Reel Life: Wu shop at mere than tane stem, m
Hollywood: You live ell yeer We ht mere than we class, and spend time at home
in about we er three meme in mere than we rem.
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Real Life: I: You get 16 letters. 8 of them
ere from generic Universities, 4 ere bills
and 4 ere advertisements regarding roof
repair, sidewalk paving, kitchen remodeling,
Hollywood: You get e letter in
the mail. Its from someone you
haven' t seen in e while. Or
maybe its e letter from the
president er something. .
Hollywood: Reel Life: RAP RAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Your sex life consists of a FA? FAP FAP
healthy relationship with a
wemen you truly lemurs.
Hollywood: Aral Life:
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for more thc
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Submitted: 03/07/2011
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#121 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
#236 to #121 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 640**
User avatar #127 to #121 - LeftForeBurgers (03/07/2011) [-]
hahahaha
#151 to #121 - cohareirl (03/07/2011) [-]
you made me laugh.....here is pie
you made me laugh.....here is pie
#616 to #151 - BrokenArrow (03/08/2011) [-]
i love how he puts on his hardcore face when he says "pie flavor" like its some serious **** lol.

....oh wait, that is some serious **** .
User avatar #15 - AEHorndog (03/07/2011) [-]
In Hollywood: College has loaded hot chicks.

In Real Life: College is loaded with hot chicks.

In Real Life (Engineer) : College has very few.
#100 to #15 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
YOU HAVE WOMEN IN YOUR ENGINEERING CLASS!!

Luck son of a bitch
#16 to #15 - mchaggis (03/07/2011) [-]
I'm a psychology major and there aren't very many hot women in any of my classes either. Seems like if you want to be surrounded by hot bitches in all your classes go for a nursing degree or something. other than that it's pretty much all dudes and women who look like dudes.
User avatar #17 to #16 - AEHorndog (03/07/2011) [-]
Nursing and business are the main ones. I just keep finding the taken hot girls.... I hate that.
#18 to #17 - mchaggis (03/07/2011) [-]
yea. i run away from the taken women anymore instead of befriending them cause in college that friendship will inevitably lead to a drunken night where you two hook-up and then you have to run for your life from an angry boyfriend.
#621 to #18 - BrokenArrow (03/08/2011) [-]
or u do it anyway and then dont give a **** . lol

but yeah i agree, theres basically no hot chicks in engineering.
User avatar #19 to #18 - AEHorndog (03/07/2011) [-]
Or husband...
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#245 - roflerman (03/07/2011) [-]
it snows a ballsload on christmas here
it snows a ballsload on christmas here
#160 - khanazbehindyou (03/07/2011) [-]
hollywood
#162 to #160 - khanazbehindyou (03/07/2011) [-]
real life
real life
User avatar #269 to #162 - BlackCatBlvd (03/07/2011) [-]
It's like Kirsten Stewart.
#41 - Unknownhost (03/07/2011) [-]
ahh real life...the kid at the end of the big game gets nervous and 			*****		 it all up...
ahh real life...the kid at the end of the big game gets nervous and ***** it all up...
+15
#358 - evryonetookmyusrnm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#382 to #358 - wanpo (03/07/2011) [-]
This is how Charlie Sheen plays video games.
WINNING!
#296 - paythetroll (03/07/2011) [-]
By the powers on naughtiness I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot.
User avatar #423 - cheezyman (03/07/2011) [-]
Lul, the bus stops outside my house. But I don't ride it.
#383 - oROWo (03/07/2011) [-]
**oROWo rolls 66**
#416 to #383 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
Aww yeeeeaaa.
Aww yeeeeaaa.
#419 to #383 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,537** double or nuthin
#58 - ScaredWhiteBoy (03/07/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#61 to #58 - UKDan has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #61 - tummy (03/07/2011) [-]
Too far.
#73 to #58 - Ohaithar (03/07/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #726 - TheJakester (03/08/2011) [-]
BETTER ******* GET A PLANE TO HOLLYWOOD THEN
#711 - AmericanAfrican (03/08/2011) [-]
Hollywood : Bullies
#712 to #711 - AmericanAfrican (03/08/2011) [-]
Real Life : Bullies
#525 - thedrunkmonk (03/07/2011) [-]
This must be Hollywood then.
User avatar #569 to #525 - resbiansrock (03/08/2011) [-]
OMFG!!!!! I was gonna say the same thing!!!!! WE IZ LOST TWINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
User avatar #674 to #569 - DoubleOhSeven (03/08/2011) [-]
OMG really!? Wow! Then that must mean, you deserve an EQUAL amount of thumbs since that was EXACTLY what you were going to say!! Thumbs to you my friend :)
#520 - mehdiakbar (03/07/2011) [-]
Content has over 2000 thumbs...

WE LIVE IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
#553 to #520 - John Cena (03/08/2011) [-]
Does your sex life consist of a healthy relationship with a woman you truely love?


I didn't think so.
#638 to #553 - usernameluisdjlols (03/08/2011) [-]
**usernameluisdjlols rolls 23** hey buddy, divide one by the other
+10
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#388 to #359 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
Isnt that only for short buses ?
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User avatar #470 to #405 - bletters (03/07/2011) [-]
or are you a special person?
User avatar #496 to #359 - Giverofunicornmilk (03/07/2011) [-]
so does mine ^.o
+10
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User avatar #113 - dankenstein (03/07/2011) [-]
i hope this gets 2000 thumbs, so i can be all like "welcome to hollywood, brah"
#155 to #113 - seaman (03/07/2011) [-]
indeed my good sir
User avatar #364 to #113 - dankenstein (03/07/2011) [-]
welcome to hollywood, brah.
#115 to #113 - John Cena (03/07/2011) [-]
You sir won't be the only one :D
User avatar #135 - ningyoaijin (03/07/2011) [-]
Just saying, oxygen monocarbide = carbon monoxide.

You may now facepalm.
User avatar #187 to #184 - ningyoaijin (03/07/2011) [-]
...I said facepalm, not facedesk.
#197 to #187 - creosote (03/07/2011) [-]
How could I be so naive...
How could I be so naive...
#143 to #135 - Globb (03/07/2011) [-]
So you're saying that too much OC can kill? We must continue research at once!
#141 to #135 - stickyninja (03/07/2011) [-]
or real life facepalm?  
(with several examples)
or real life facepalm?
(with several examples)
#140 to #135 - stickyninja (03/07/2011) [-]
hollywood facepalm?
hollywood facepalm?
#63 - polarisrider (03/07/2011) [-]
i live in the country, my bus picks me up at my house
i live in the country, my bus picks me up at my house
#77 to #63 - Baer (03/07/2011) [-]
there was no bus. I had to ride my bike
there was no bus. I had to ride my bike
#107 to #77 - polarisrider (03/07/2011) [-]
were not allowed to ride bikes to skool  
  
&lt;------unrelated
were not allowed to ride bikes to skool

<------unrelated
#363 - xbananus (03/07/2011) [-]
This post is from Hollywood, baby!
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