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#72 - ithinkimfunny
Reply +49
(03/07/2011) [-]
"Here I sit and hesitate,
should I ****
or masturbate?"

Best bathroom writing
#84 to #72 - safo
Reply +4
(03/07/2011) [-]
oh, I scrolled down and found it...nevermind >_>
#96 to #84 - ithinkimfunny
Reply +5
(03/07/2011) [-]
The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.
#83 to #72 - safo
Reply +19
(03/07/2011) [-]
"Here I sit,
broken hearted
tried to ****
but only farted"

#195 to #83 - LuisIsDaShiz
Reply +6
(03/07/2011) [-]
Later on i'll take a chance.
Try to fart and **** my pants.
#95 to #83 - ithinkimfunny
Reply +17
(03/07/2011) [-]
Here I sit, full of loss,
trying to **** some taco sauce.
When it comes, I sincerely pray,
it won't blow my ass away.