Dear Mr. President. . Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that
x
Click to expand

Dear Mr. President

Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for
fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over so in the work
force. Pay them Si million apiece severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
do They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health
Plan for seniors just fixedly.
It can' t get any easier than that! if more money is needed,
have all members of Congress and their constituents pay
their taxes...
If you think this would work, please tell everyone you
know.
If not, please shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job
opening
God Bless America.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1229
Views: 29024
Favorited: 204
Submitted: 03/06/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites submit to reddit

Comments(416):

[ 416 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#54 - HarvietheDinkle (03/06/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk: THE place for politics
#167 - StrictClubBouncer (03/06/2011) [-]
simple math:
40 million people
x 1 million dollars
---------------------
40 TRILLION DOLLARS

where the **** are you gonna get that?
0
#171 to #167 - Namepending has deleted their comment [-]
0
#371 to #167 - ipood **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#177 to #167 - anon (03/06/2011) [-]
just imagine all the money in circulation thats just sitting around not being used cause its all in unused government bank accounts. thats where u get the $40 trillion. besides, its not like its going anywhere but government wallets anyways, why not give back to the people for once?
#240 to #177 - ddogx (03/06/2011) [-]
"unused government bank accounts"

>government
>unused money

User avatar #179 to #177 - StrictClubBouncer (03/06/2011) [-]
i'm with you but 40 trillion just doesn't exist.
#293 to #167 - DrCharizardd (03/06/2011) [-]
one....trillion dollars
#143 - Jacques Strap (03/06/2011) [-]
Way to bring politics into a site where middle school kids post funny pictures. Also, this would never work.
#148 to #143 - DestroyaFaceTwo (03/06/2011) [-]
This guy just reposted something onto a website. Either way no one will care unless the actual smart people on this site read it and then start arguments.
#232 - athugwithcookies (03/06/2011) [-]
Give 40 MILLION people 1 MILLION dollars, eh??

40,000,000 X 1,000,000= 40,000,000,000,000

Just let ******* Elmo be president in that case.
0
#235 to #232 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#237 to #235 - rickross (03/06/2011) [-]
idk what math you used but 40,000,000 X 1,000,000 does not equal 40 million thats 40 X 1,000,000. The number he is saying is 40 trillion
idk what math you used but 40,000,000 X 1,000,000 does not equal 40 million thats 40 X 1,000,000. The number he is saying is 40 trillion
0
#242 to #237 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#246 to #242 - rickross (03/06/2011) [-]
its ok i forgive you
#241 to #232 - anon (03/06/2011) [-]
Sell NASA. It's ******* useless now anyway.
#322 - romdude (03/07/2011) [-]
40 trillion dollars? i can do like 3 thousand and a guitar for trade
User avatar #14 - jwolfjensen (03/06/2011) [-]
This is 40 trillion dollars. Also, retarded.
#147 - straightjacket (03/06/2011) [-]
One Problem We ow China 14 TRILLION dollars.
0
#292 to #147 - ObamaIsOsama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#149 to #147 - children **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #154 to #149 - italiangodzilla (03/06/2011) [-]
and it's not ALL to china, just a very large majority.
0
#168 to #154 - umbrellafodrizzle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #192 to #168 - italiangodzilla (03/06/2011) [-]
he said "We ow China 14 TRILLION dollars"

excuse me for thinking he meant that we owed China 14 trillion dollars.
0
#194 to #192 - umbrellafodrizzle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #195 to #194 - italiangodzilla (03/06/2011) [-]
I'm not butt hurt, just pointing out what my comment was in reference to
#155 to #147 - crippledcow (03/06/2011) [-]
****		 china with that condom
**** china with that condom
+43
#181 - anonfrvr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-4
#186 to #181 - mackhiavelli **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #186 - Iplayrunescapee (03/06/2011) [-]
Nothings a a question with weed.
User avatar #226 to #181 - gatorade (03/06/2011) [-]
Debt gone

and paper should be made from it instead of wood
User avatar #298 - shaunr (03/06/2011) [-]
wait. 1 million times 40 million people is 40,000,000,000,000 or 40 trillion USD so **** that **** .
#341 - zuntu (03/07/2011) [-]
Oh man! $1 million for doing absolutely nothing? why hasnt someone thought of this yet?! oh right, because it would increase our nation's debt by about 650% .....
Oh man! $1 million for doing absolutely nothing? why hasnt someone thought of this yet?! oh right, because it would increase our nation's debt by about 650% .....
#381 to #341 - ribs (03/07/2011) [-]
Obama did the exact same thing with the bailout which did absolutely nothing
#316 - mtflyer (03/07/2011) [-]
Good idea, except for the fact that it would take $40 trillion!!!!
User avatar #223 - WereAllToBlame (03/06/2011) [-]
For what It's worth 0% unemployment is terrible for an economy.
+9
#107 - blahwaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #407 - MitchConnor (03/07/2011) [-]
Dear Mr. DoughboyFresh,
Do your ******* homework. If you knew even the first thing about economics, the US Government, and some basic math, you would know that giving 1m dollars to 40m people is a total of 40 trillion dollars. Thats over 10 times the US federal budget and nearly 3 times the US GDP. And even if we didnt already owe trillions to other countries there is no way that we would be able to get a 40 trillion dollar loan to do this. So next time you try to make a suggestion, make sure you actually know what you're talking about rather then just suggesting the first thing that comes out your ass.
0
#449 to #407 - doughboyfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#424 to #407 - YeYouKnoMe (03/07/2011) [-]
We can always cut down some trees and print that paper :p haha im jk  
i do agree with you sir. you are like, logic god.
We can always cut down some trees and print that paper :p haha im jk
i do agree with you sir. you are like, logic god.
#318 - MysticTomatoe (03/07/2011) [-]
<--- america
<--- america
User avatar #277 - KatrinaWilliams (03/06/2011) [-]
NUKE EVERYTHING. no more money. no more people. no more debt. the end
User avatar #166 - JacobSimms (03/06/2011) [-]
$1,000,000
- tax (~325,000)
- new house (~350,000)
- new car (~25,000)
= $300,000

Life expectancy is 78 years (28 years after they retire at 50)
Leaves $10,700 per year and health insurance is usually more than that.

So that leaves over 40 million broke elderly people who aren't allowed to work
User avatar #204 to #166 - SuckMyHairyLeg (03/06/2011) [-]
Well aint' that some **** .
#163 - wulfdogkat (03/06/2011) [-]
i go 			******		 blank on politics
i go ****** blank on politics
User avatar #169 to #163 - StrictClubBouncer (03/06/2011) [-]
who's talking about politics?
User avatar #170 to #169 - wulfdogkat (03/06/2011) [-]
all this presidential economic stuff i dunno
User avatar #52 - BlahDude (03/06/2011) [-]
I remember when I was young and idealistic too.

Good times.

Sorry man, but the world just doesn't work that way
#74 - originalgimp (03/06/2011) [-]
1.) Fourty million job openings... that would royally **** business, it would take time to hire that many people, and in the meantime supply would PLUMMET causing prices to go up.
2.) 40million people buying an American car. That would cause the demand to skyrocket and once again prices to rise which would effectively cause the effectiveness of this "plan" to drop because the money they just shelled out is now worth **** .
3.) Buying a house, that seems to help out the banks and the real estate agents who don't need more help.
4.) Giving out this money to help a select group would cause a f**king riot. Why the f**k do i not get 1million when i hit this age?
#128 to #74 - junnyboy (03/06/2011) [-]
**** it, lets just give everyone a million
[ 416 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)