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#210 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
you fcking anti-christian
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#212 to #210 - anonymous (02/11/2010)
fuck you christian....

If I were God I'd tell people to quit praying to me and stop trying to please me; I can take care of myself. I'd tell people to take care of themselves and to help their neighbors. Quit worrying about me.
--Rolf Kay--

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#209 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
i swear to god both that your "jesus" is a false prophet, and that this picture is absolutely fucking pointless
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#208 - anonymous (07/01/2009)
someone drew a very crappy smiley face in the window...
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#211 to #208 - anonymous (07/05/2009)
I wonder why it's smiling...
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#207 - TheBloodOmensq (07/01/2009)
Actually I would, because in this world, speed is everything.
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#206 - PeaceoutXD (06/27/2009)
I wonder if they'd chase a plane that went over there.
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User avatar #205 - killthetrolls (06/26/2009)
you know what i think ill take the other freeway..
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#202 - vaporwing (06/21/2009)
if i was about to die i would buy the fastes car made and see if they could cach me
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#204 to #202 - anonymous (06/25/2009)
it'd be hard to afford it and i think heat seeking missles are faster O.O
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User avatar #201 - godsevensevenseven (06/20/2009)
oh dont u just love the apache :)
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#200 - anonymous (06/19/2009)
any1 else notice the smiley face in the window
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#203 to #200 - anonymous (06/23/2009)
woah smiley hunt ya down lmao captcha:drool!!!
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#198 - anonymous (06/18/2009)
would you dare speed?
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#199 to #198 - anonymous (06/19/2009)
YES! (common sense= none :P
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#196 - anonymous (06/16/2009)
It's Adorable!! *glomps helicopter*
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#194 - Aceburg (06/15/2009)
look its got a shopped pixel face on the wind shield W()()T
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#197 to #194 - marmarfour (06/17/2009)
OMG, it does!
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#193 - anonymous (06/14/2009)
I like how there trying to hide a flying helicopter in a tree (; smart
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User avatar #189 - obivlionsack (06/12/2009)
And I swear to god that if I see that Army helicopter chasing after me i'd go way over the speed limit.
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#188 - anonymous (06/12/2009)
That wouldn't be the real helicopter that watches the roads. There is a small one, usually on these roads, that takes pictures of your license and emails you a ticket.
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#192 to #188 - anonymous (06/14/2009)
Thanks for ruining the joke. asshole
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User avatar #185 - Holly Peppermint (06/10/2009)
this is a repost, but it still mad me fucking laugh the second time around. captcha: chris
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#184 - anonymous (06/10/2009)
oh shit!!! he'll blow ur ass up!!! captcha: alive
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#182 - anonymous (06/10/2009)
thought.. how is he going to pull u over
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#195 to #182 - anonymous (06/15/2009)
No! He shootz ur dumz ass!
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#191 to #182 - anonymous (06/13/2009)
de ta de.. ur both dumb.. he takes a pic of ur license plate and e-mails you a ticket..
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#187 to #182 - anonymous (06/10/2009)
He doesn't pull you over pipshit, he lands on top of your car, thus killing you.
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#183 to #182 - anonymous (06/10/2009)
r u retarded?
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#181 - anonymous (06/10/2009)
Damn cops are gonna get that fine money any way they can!
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#178 - anonymous (06/09/2009)
thumbs up[^^^] if you like choclate milk!!!!!!
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#190 to #178 - anonymous (06/12/2009)
i know right!I FUCKING HATE RACIST PEOPLE I MEAN COME ON IT`S JUST THE SKIN COLOR WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THAT!?!?!?
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#186 to #178 - anonymous (06/10/2009)
racist
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#180 to #178 - wiitard (06/09/2009)
what that brownish black thing that black women comes out from their boobs? no way thumbs down.
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