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If you spot terrorism, blow your F. ' If you are l/ m
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scary eyes, run away now.
people, anamal corpses and the broha: ard symbol are all at rm or
Be on the lookout For terrorists wrth pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they
tend to rub therr hands together manically.
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If your building collapses, chmb under your table and - yoga
Try to absorb as much or the huoratron as possable wrth your groan
region. The current world record rs 5 minutes, 12 seconds.
After exposure to huoratron rt rs important to consider that you may
have mutated to gigantic '' rwr' Warr' m watch your head.
If you' become a huoratron mutant wrth a hand,
remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
If you hear the Ba. street Boys, Mellie! Bolton or Yanni on the radeo,
the corner or run Ike hell.
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rt you feel you no longer need them.
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