How to get your Girlfriend to break up. Love that face. When she' s sick: Tm just gonna fart freely since all you can smell is boogers." Any time she tells a st fuck yea Like A Boss
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How to get your Girlfriend to break up

When she' s sick:
Tm just gonna fart freely since
all you can smell is boogers."
Any time she tells a story:
That reminds me efan anime
I saw once."
SUCK IT! ...Haha, Degeneration X is
my third favorite wrestling gang."
While talking on the phone: I
One sec, I keep getting a
boner for some reason." '
While holding hands:
Sorry, my hands are all clammy.
Like Cloyster. He is the evolved
form of Shellder."
While eating: .
I straight up clogged it on a .
No paper. Took 4 flushes just to get the
brown out of the water."
When being romantic:
I had to cancel recording one ofyour
shows. It was on at the same time as
Manswers and Monday Night Raw."
When talking about future:
My cousin Phil gets Lean Cuisines .
I' m thinking we go halfsies on a pallet and
undercut the D' Fresh."
During sex:
Just make this face. Always.
My Face if you ‘thumb
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#97 - comickrew (02/25/2011) [-]
dumb bitch
#133 to #97 - anon (02/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #292 - Shadowlordninek (02/26/2011) [-]
Step 1: find girlfriend
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#346 to #292 - gdmfjustinbieber **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 - OneOfTheM (02/25/2011) [-]
While talking to her family

Brag about her blowjob skills
#135 - tackyface (02/25/2011) [-]
Fixed!
#303 - Greekkenyan (02/26/2011) [-]
If I do it anytime soon I'm gonna make this face
#285 - anon (02/26/2011) [-]
#10 - jasonwhirlybird ONLINE (02/25/2011) [-]
#261 - ThatGuyWhoLoLsAtU (02/26/2011) [-]
what about this face??  
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what about this face??
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#153 - GuyWithGifs (02/25/2011) [-]
As soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting uncontrollably
#52 to #12 - SGTBLACKPOWA (02/25/2011) [-]
I think they look alike.
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#309 - Mindfuker (02/26/2011) [-]
as soon as she touched my dick, i came and started farting
User avatar #355 to #309 - paradiselost (02/26/2011) [-]
this comment was funnier than the post.
#316 to #309 - Altru (02/26/2011) [-]
I lol'd hard
#254 - emperorape (02/26/2011) [-]
where is this from that chick is cute
where is this from that chick is cute
User avatar #6 - TheAssassin (02/25/2011) [-]
Or tell her you're breaking up with her, I've heard that works.
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#168 - rjfarmer (02/25/2011) [-]
She obviously doesn't smell, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'.
#172 to #168 - domlr (02/25/2011) [-]
Hey guys have you heard? ... Who am I kidding, who hasn't heard, THE ROCK IS FREAKIN' BACK!
Hey guys have you heard? ... Who am I kidding, who hasn't heard, THE ROCK IS FREAKIN' BACK!
User avatar #173 to #172 - hyperdai (02/26/2011) [-]
who hasnt heard what? :o i dont think i heard it! was it a moose? tell meee.
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