How to get your Girlfriend to break up
When she' s sick:
Tm just gonna fart freely since
all you can smell is boogers."
Any time she tells a story:
That reminds me efan anime
I saw once."
SUCK IT! ...Haha, Degeneration X is
my third favorite wrestling gang."
While talking on the phone: I
One sec, I keep getting a
boner for some reason." '
While holding hands:
Sorry, my hands are all clammy.
Like Cloyster. He is the evolved
form of Shellder."
While eating: .
I straight up clogged it on a .
No paper. Took 4 flushes just to get the
brown out of the water."
When being romantic:
I had to cancel recording one ofyour
shows. It was on at the same time as
Manswers and Monday Night Raw."
When talking about future:
My cousin Phil gets Lean Cuisines .
I' m thinking we go halfsies on a pallet and
undercut the D' Fresh."
Just make this face. Always.
My Face if you ‘thumb