How to get your Girlfriend to break up. Love that face. When she' s sick: Tm just gonna fart freely since all you can smell is boogers." Any time she tells a st
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How to get your Girlfriend to break up

Love that face

When she' s sick:
Tm just gonna fart freely since
all you can smell is boogers."
Any time she tells a story:
That reminds me efan anime
I saw once."
SUCK IT! ...Haha, Degeneration X is
my third favorite wrestling gang."
While talking on the phone: I
One sec, I keep getting a
boner for some reason." '
While holding hands:
Sorry, my hands are all clammy.
Like Cloyster. He is the evolved
form of Shellder."
While eating: .
I straight up clogged it on a .
No paper. Took 4 flushes just to get the
brown out of the water."
When being romantic:
I had to cancel recording one ofyour
shows. It was on at the same time as
Manswers and Monday Night Raw."
When talking about future:
My cousin Phil gets Lean Cuisines .
I' m thinking we go halfsies on a pallet and
undercut the D' Fresh."
During sex:
Just make this face. Always.
My Face if you ‘thumb
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Submitted: 02/25/2011
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User avatar #366 - Sirdorova (02/26/2011) [-]
Saw this on College Humor like a month ago, leave their stuff on their site man.
#359 - dillard1 (02/26/2011) [-]
After every time you brush your teeth

Eat some Garlic
#358 - alwesker (02/26/2011) [-]
The justice lead got bored with this bull
The justice lead got bored with this bull
#357 - BillNyeScienceGuy (02/26/2011) [-]
I'm a girl
I love pokemon, rock and Metal music, minecraft, actual video games, Harry Potter, Real Vampires, and, anime
I hate Justin Bieber, Twilight, and, most Pop Music

All of these things seem fine to me, except for the 'While eating...' one.
User avatar #372 to #357 - GTRbacne (03/02/2011) [-]
That pic is the background on my cp, and my phone.
#351 - dungledoo (02/26/2011) [-]
1. suck at making comics
2. go to You need to login to view this link
3. find something funny
4. repost it to FJ
5. get front page
6. ???
7. PROFIT!!!
#348 - AliCattLovee ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
#360 to #348 - anonymous (02/26/2011) [-]
Oh god, your one of those girls that feels bad about themself cuz their ugly. srsly.
anyone who comments negativly is ugly.
look at their picture.
she is way the **** prettier then you ps.
also love that i knew you where a chick and GTFO
User avatar #370 to #360 - hmhclark (02/27/2011) [-]
You're a total ******** . I'd be surprised if you could get anything past your own hand.
#361 to #360 - AliCattLovee ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
i'm so ugly.
#373 to #361 - DaCoolKid (07/24/2011) [-]
lol nobody cares. get out.
lol nobody cares. get out.
User avatar #374 to #373 - AliCattLovee ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
lol holy hell this was a while ago.
geez i feel ****** now.
IM AN ATTENTION WHORE D:
User avatar #375 to #374 - DaCoolKid (07/24/2011) [-]
It's alright. Everybody does it. I just randomly came upon this and was like "wut."
User avatar #376 to #375 - AliCattLovee ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
hahaha.
oh well :P
thanks i guess :P
User avatar #353 to #348 - KiyoTheYoYo (02/26/2011) [-]
Aww.
I thought she was cute D:
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#363 to #343 - thelandonmac **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #352 to #343 - KiyoTheYoYo (02/26/2011) [-]
He's talking about "normal" girls. Not internets girls :p
#336 - natanderson (02/26/2011) [-]
WHY??!?!?
#333 - cbshizznit (02/26/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#331 - Tussey (02/26/2011) [-]
You are my Aeris
#330 - TheHolyCaptain (02/26/2011) [-]
Train a horse . . .
Train a horse . . .
User avatar #362 to #330 - AliCattLovee ONLINE (02/26/2011) [-]
Who let out Sarah Jessica Parker again?
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#329 - skarmbliss **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #354 to #329 - KiyoTheYoYo (02/26/2011) [-]
Cuz...you don't like her?
Lol.
Sometimes I just CAN'T break up with a girl. I don't wanna hurt her feelings, and I'm not into turning girls into "OMG MEN ARE JERKS I HATE MEN IM GONNA BE A ******* OMG IM SO DONE WITH GUYS OMG" mode.
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#317 - BootyPirate (02/26/2011) [-]
I thumbed for the face, I'm not going to lie.
#313 - itsalwayssunny (02/26/2011) [-]
give tips on how to lose girlfriend....
on funnyjunk...
i have a feeling not too many of us will need to use these tips.
STILL FUNNY THOUGH :D
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#309 - Mindfuker (02/26/2011) [-]
as soon as she touched my dick, i came and started farting
User avatar #355 to #309 - paradiselost (02/26/2011) [-]
this comment was funnier than the post.
#316 to #309 - Altru (02/26/2011) [-]
I lol'd hard
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User avatar #364 to #304 - ladyluna (02/26/2011) [-]
Pokemon rocks (the first gen, anyways... everything after that was just disappointment after dissapointment), but the announcer's voice on Manswers makes me want to tear someone's face off and feed it to a rabid weasel.
User avatar #371 to #364 - hmhclark (02/27/2011) [-]
TONIGHT, ON MANswers:
#345 to #304 - EZBakeFourthAcct (02/26/2011) [-]
I love Manswers and Pokemon (im a girl)!





Maybe its just because im a geek...
User avatar #344 to #304 - bertamoonlight (02/26/2011) [-]
I love Manswers and Pokemon too. And 1000 Ways to Die. And I'm a girl.
User avatar #319 to #304 - jlyoung (02/26/2011) [-]
Tits or gtfo.
#315 to #304 - chrissygee (02/26/2011) [-]
**** off stop parading your girly ass of.
#312 to #304 - anonymous (02/26/2011) [-]
**** you no one cares if youre a girl you dumb bitch
#310 to #304 - pedobearrocks (02/26/2011) [-]
oh a "girl" on the internet trying to get attention i think I've seen this before.
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