This is to you FunnyJunk. Please read its for you all.. This is a pretty sappy story but.... I fell in love with this beautiful girl whos name I can' t say. She
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This is to you FunnyJunk. Please read its for you all.. This is a pretty sappy story but.... I fell in love with this beautiful girl whos name I can' t say. She

Please read its for you all.

This is a pretty sappy
story but....
I fell in love with this beautiful girl whos name I can' t
say. She was beautiful, understood me perfectly, and we
got along just fine. We hung out almost all the time.
We were inseperable. She made me the happiest
person on this planet. She looked up to me one day
and said she loved me like brother which that made
me as happy as I would ever get.
But on December 30th, 2010 me and her got into this stupid
argument on Yahoo about money issues. She signed out and
knowing that this is all my fault I signed out and over the
course of the day I dove into a deep depression.
That night I took a .38 caliber revolver and
pulled the hammer back. I placed it to the back of my head.
All I thought about was how I did this how I ****** up my
senior year because of a dumb mistake. I was so stressed
out and depressed (long family history of mental issues,
at high risk of several) that I didnt see any other way out. I
couldve twitched and ended my life. But I had a sudden
impulse to call my best friend Nick and just hearing his
voice made me stop.
I hid this from everyone, he didnt even know what has
happening when I called him. I tried my damndest to act
like nothing had happened.
Then Monday, January rrd I saw her walking up the
sidewalk outside highschool. I decided I was going to talk to
her and see what had gone wrong. But as I got closer she
turned and yelled "Get the **** away from me" and started
to run towards the schools door.
I dropped to the ground and started bawling my eyes out.
Someone who considered me their brother labeled me a
stalker and a terrible person I was in shambles I could
barely catch my breath.
The teachers made me go to the social worker where
they asked if i was suicidal. I replied honestly and 3
hours later I was in a crisis center about 100 miles
away from my home. I spent 8 days locked up in that
hole alone. I called it my own little slice of Vorkuta.
There I saw her, I talked to her, I heard her voice
constantly. Telling me that this was all my fault,
telling me nothing is going to get better. All the
psychologists diagnosed me with Skitzophrenia and
Manic Depression. Every single hour I was there was
an hour I spent listening to her voice. I didnt sleep.
It was impossible.
When I returned all of my friends and family were
waiting on me to give me one hell of a welcome but I
was still lost in the depression
Not even the medicine I got helped me, and school
just made it worse. Ever minute I saw her for real
this time she just gave me this cold, unforgiving
stare. It was hell, still is in fact.
I guess it was the begining of Feburary I decided to sign up
for Funnyjunk because the content, reposts or not, always
gave me a good laugh and eased the pain of depression, but
not enough to change anything. I began to have suicidal
thoughts again the same night I posted Lady Dialga just
because I didnt want to have an empty page.
When I woke up the next morning, have made plans to
execute myself I checked Funnyjunk to see it had made top
funny. I was suprised and more or less started laughing my
ass off. I couldnt belive that just this random ass post made
top in one night, it didnt last long but i didnt care. I was so
happy and I just browsed Funnyjunk all day leaveing my
trademark Grammar Spetznaz everywhere.
After browseing all day I realized, if it wasnt for Lady Dialga
and everyone who viewed and commented I would be dead
right now.
So this is for you Funnyjunk and everyone who posts and
comments on it and to everyone thats subscribed, favorited,
commented and viewed my content you' ll never know how
much I apreciated and respect you all. So thank you
Funnyjunk.
For giving me hope, and saveing my life.
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User avatar #119 - goarmysw (02/25/2011) [-]
I was waiting the whole time for "Everyone walked the dinosaur."
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#124 to #119 - thatgirlyousaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1782 to #124 - merm (02/26/2011) [-]
We are going to kill you...
#895 - umbreonthedark (02/25/2011) [-]
ya.. why does it say you joined in december?
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#67 - DrBigBalls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1027 - justarandomdude (02/25/2011) [-]
i skipped to the end, to check if this was a "everybody walk the dinosaur" story
User avatar #1222 to #1027 - Icalldoublebarrel (02/26/2011) [-]
there is a comment somwhere
User avatar #1075 to #1027 - swizzzy (02/25/2011) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #959 - broccolizealot (02/25/2011) [-]
1350+ people find your depression funny.
User avatar #346 - DPO (02/25/2011) [-]
And here's me thinking it was going to end up with everybody walking the dinosaur XD
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#365 to #346 - Lawlyholly **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#588 - wolfsweater (02/25/2011) [-]
wait, what?

she loved you like a brother? was this just a friend? if so why are you getting in fights about money....on yahoo?

i hate no idea whats going on....
#364 - GoReMoTe (02/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #378 to #366 - EMTsteve (02/25/2011) [-]
me too
#1056 - anon (02/25/2011) [-]
TRUST ME MAN, you're lucky you used funnyjunk instead of 4chan. We are a loving community, but 4chan would just tell you to kill yourself.
User avatar #952 - Kleenexes (02/25/2011) [-]
I had a situation like that. The chick I liked moved away and didn't respond to any of my messages. I had known her since second grade when she pushed me off the monkey bars(lol). But ever since she moved, I had been getting more and more depressed, didn't eat, didn't sleep. Until one day, I'm like, **** it. Grabbed the rope and a chair, tied the knot, and as I was about to jump, my mom opened the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
#987 to #952 - selfbrotato (02/25/2011) [-]
I fall for it every time.... FUUUUUCK
User avatar #1086 to #952 - ColCyclone (02/25/2011) [-]
Too obvious..
#901 - tomsea (02/25/2011) [-]
Was anybody else kinda expecting an everybody walk the dinosaur at the end?
User avatar #946 to #901 - ariroobn (02/25/2011) [-]
I was...
#926 to #901 - awes (02/25/2011) [-]
me
User avatar #930 to #901 - twishite (02/25/2011) [-]
Yep!
#669 - Kittyofdarkness (02/25/2011) [-]
Never leave us.

Your to awesome.
#582 - supershorty ONLINE (02/25/2011) [-]
+55
#226 - EFAN **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1334 - sbg (02/26/2011) [-]
I have nothing to say here...
#920 - soldiernerd (02/25/2011) [-]
Wasn't funny but don't want to thumb down cause you might die... Just going to walk away.
Wasn't funny but don't want to thumb down cause you might die... Just going to walk away.
#1679 to #920 - Greekkenyan (02/26/2011) [-]
same, I'm out
same, I'm out
#679 - nathanielcockburn (02/25/2011) [-]
damn bro that really sucks, hope ur doing ok now
damn bro that really sucks, hope ur doing ok now
#1544 - Rainmon (02/26/2011) [-]
...Who else that that it was going to end in a dinosaur joke?
User avatar #1564 to #1544 - paintbreak (02/26/2011) [-]
I thought he was going to start talking about how they made up and he said he was never gonna giver her up.
User avatar #749 - DJKitty (02/25/2011) [-]
Touching. Here's what you should do.
Go back to school. Excel in your classes and get top grades, honoroll etc.
Go to the gym, work out. Get fit and get sexy (no homo)
Get some male 'enhancements'. Get your junk up to 8 inches.
Next time she sees you, you will have everything she could want.
Option A: Get back together and tread carefully
Option B: Tell her IN PUBLIC to **** off and suck a dick.
Profit.
#762 to #749 - Bingedrinker (02/25/2011) [-]
i like this idea MUCH better than feeling sorry for yourself and threatening suicide. good call kitty, good call.
#438 - explodingwaaaffle (02/25/2011) [-]
FunnyJunk loves you too!
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