This is to you FunnyJunk. Please read its for you all.. This is a pretty sappy story but.... I fell in love with this beautiful girl whos name I can' t say. She
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This is to you FunnyJunk

Please read its for you all.

This is a pretty sappy
story but....
I fell in love with this beautiful girl whos name I can' t
say. She was beautiful, understood me perfectly, and we
got along just fine. We hung out almost all the time.
We were inseperable. She made me the happiest
person on this planet. She looked up to me one day
and said she loved me like brother which that made
me as happy as I would ever get.
But on December 30th, 2010 me and her got into this stupid
argument on Yahoo about money issues. She signed out and
knowing that this is all my fault I signed out and over the
course of the day I dove into a deep depression.
That night I took a .38 caliber revolver and
pulled the hammer back. I placed it to the back of my head.
All I thought about was how I did this how I ****** up my
senior year because of a dumb mistake. I was so stressed
out and depressed (long family history of mental issues,
at high risk of several) that I didnt see any other way out. I
couldve twitched and ended my life. But I had a sudden
impulse to call my best friend Nick and just hearing his
voice made me stop.
I hid this from everyone, he didnt even know what has
happening when I called him. I tried my damndest to act
like nothing had happened.
Then Monday, January rrd I saw her walking up the
sidewalk outside highschool. I decided I was going to talk to
her and see what had gone wrong. But as I got closer she
turned and yelled "Get the **** away from me" and started
to run towards the schools door.
I dropped to the ground and started bawling my eyes out.
Someone who considered me their brother labeled me a
stalker and a terrible person I was in shambles I could
barely catch my breath.
The teachers made me go to the social worker where
they asked if i was suicidal. I replied honestly and 3
hours later I was in a crisis center about 100 miles
away from my home. I spent 8 days locked up in that
hole alone. I called it my own little slice of Vorkuta.
There I saw her, I talked to her, I heard her voice
constantly. Telling me that this was all my fault,
telling me nothing is going to get better. All the
psychologists diagnosed me with Skitzophrenia and
Manic Depression. Every single hour I was there was
an hour I spent listening to her voice. I didnt sleep.
It was impossible.
When I returned all of my friends and family were
waiting on me to give me one hell of a welcome but I
was still lost in the depression
Not even the medicine I got helped me, and school
just made it worse. Ever minute I saw her for real
this time she just gave me this cold, unforgiving
stare. It was hell, still is in fact.
I guess it was the begining of Feburary I decided to sign up
for Funnyjunk because the content, reposts or not, always
gave me a good laugh and eased the pain of depression, but
not enough to change anything. I began to have suicidal
thoughts again the same night I posted Lady Dialga just
because I didnt want to have an empty page.
When I woke up the next morning, have made plans to
execute myself I checked Funnyjunk to see it had made top
funny. I was suprised and more or less started laughing my
ass off. I couldnt belive that just this random ass post made
top in one night, it didnt last long but i didnt care. I was so
happy and I just browsed Funnyjunk all day leaveing my
trademark Grammar Spetznaz everywhere.
After browseing all day I realized, if it wasnt for Lady Dialga
and everyone who viewed and commented I would be dead
right now.
So this is for you Funnyjunk and everyone who posts and
comments on it and to everyone thats subscribed, favorited,
commented and viewed my content you' ll never know how
much I apreciated and respect you all. So thank you
For giving me hope, and saveing my life.
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Submitted: 02/25/2011
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#1802 - anonymous (03/10/2011) [-]
well i know im probably late as all hell and this is probably a waste of time and text but i want to say that im glad you didn't do it and i believe you because i had a somewhat similar problem with the opposite sex and i had a break down ( damn bitches) anyways i wanna say we all have problems and im glad to see we have somewhere to go to make retarted posts to keep us from doing stupid **** like cutting and blowing our brains out thanks funny junk-

love, Puppywuvsyou < on facebook yahooo aim myspace and gaia
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User avatar #1798 - biggestmaggot (03/02/2011) [-]
Dear OP,
I used to be exactly like you. Extreme depression, occasional suicide attempts, hospitalized, etc.. However, I feel like it's important that you know this, as I didn't back when I was depressed. Depression is one of the most crucial steps to enlightenment. You have to go through the superego to reach the superior id. I actually wrote out the exact steps to enlightenment. Contact if interested.
From: BM
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User avatar #1795 - xXCorpitoXx (03/01/2011) [-]
it'd be funny if i could say something really ****** up and actually caused him to kill himself. Am i i the only who would laugh after causing someone to commit suicide by posting a comment on "funnyjunk"?
User avatar #1801 to #1795 - CrazyAndProud (03/03/2011) [-]
yes you are, dickweed.
#1793 - takexxmexxback (02/27/2011) [-]
bros before hoes
#1786 - williscool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1785 - anonymous (02/26/2011) [-]
#1784 - PoopedInDaFridge (02/26/2011) [-]
I kinda dont believe him. I am happy for him if its real.
But this is quite out of the ball park. PICS or it didnt happen.
#1791 to #1784 - JohnWaynesDog (02/27/2011) [-]
Well you really can't put pics up of this kind of event, but this is from the girls facebook that morning before. It isn't much but its the closest you can get without his regestration papers to the ward.
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - JohnWaynesDog (02/27/2011) [-]
sorry for pic being so small, i just hit the "print screen button" and blacked out the names.
#1769 - ElDerpo (02/26/2011) [-]
<-- You need this, badly.
#1754 - anonymous (02/26/2011) [-]
lol FJ saved your life... I mean im surprised a troll put that much effort and actually succesfully trolled enough people to get top page or whatever, but I actually have to say that you had me at first. youre full of **** .
#1756 to #1754 - anonymous (02/26/2011) [-]
this has got to be fake..or else its really sad and pathetic
User avatar #1761 to #1756 - JohnWaynesDog (02/26/2011) [-]
its not fake, i can't really prove it, but trust me the story is not fake.
User avatar #1768 to #1761 - clamtheman (02/26/2011) [-]
then explain why he says that he signed up for FJ in feburary but on his profile it says he joined on 12/27/2010. this guy is full of **** . and guess what, i know im getting thumbed down for this but its so worth it.
User avatar #1771 to #1768 - JohnWaynesDog (02/26/2011) [-]
I know, that part isn't true, but he really didnt use funnyjunk that much before that. Some details in the story are exaggerated, but i promise the story itself is true.
User avatar #1776 to #1771 - clamtheman (02/26/2011) [-]
to me you are just another bull ******* , none of us here can fully 100% believe you without proof. i dont want to speak for everyone, but the chance of thumbs keeping this kid sane is extreamly far fetched.
#1787 to #1776 - killerdestroyer (02/26/2011) [-]
Sorry mother ****** , but i can also vouch for him, i know him irl and he did go through this ****

And me and him have both been here since FJ was ******* Yellow, not signed up until lately, but we did search around, and i remember tons of things that were on this website back then (mostly screamers)
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - JohnWaynesDog (02/26/2011) [-]
Now THAT part of the story about funnyjunk keeping him sane probably is made up, but the part about the girl doing that and him getting sent off is true. and i now i can't prove it, but he really did get sent off for depression problems.
User avatar #1789 to #1777 - clamtheman (02/26/2011) [-]
see, thats all im saying, 80% of this story is filled with fiction to make it worth reading. im glad the kid didnt kill himself, but this isnt what funnyjunk is about. see how there are over 2000 thumbs? well that means that over 2000 people thought it was a funny storie. if it were ment for this website then the thumbs would say "cool story bro" and not "funny" so killerdestroyer how about you get the **** out cause this is, not You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - JohnWaynesDog (02/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, he really did get sent off because he got depressed in school, the rest of it probably is made up. I dont really know. But as far as getting sent to a psych ward thats true, but i agree that it shouldn't have made it this far, idk why it did.
User avatar #1751 - trolololling (02/26/2011) [-]
There are ******* like you who will end up runing FJ with ******** stories. get with the funny reposts and **** or gtfo
User avatar #1762 to #1751 - JohnWaynesDog (02/26/2011) [-]
i agree with you, but the story isn't ******** , it is true.
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - trolololling (02/26/2011) [-]
whuuut? serious?
User avatar #1765 to #1763 - JohnWaynesDog (02/26/2011) [-]
Yeah the story is true, im friends with OP. Iv known him since kindergarten. But i do agree that stories shouldn't make front page. But its not ******** . the only thing not true about it was that the Soul Center is just like 60 miles away, not 100.
#1741 - iBahgdad (02/26/2011) [-]
Cool story Bro!
User avatar #1740 - TheUsername (02/26/2011) [-]
Sorry, but this is just a fake message so we can all feel sorry for your little ******** punk ass.
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#1732 - anonymous (02/26/2011) [-]
wow thank god he came to FJ and not /b/
User avatar #1731 - gigglyglue (02/26/2011) [-]
You kind of left out some IMPORTANT parts... why she hated you SPECIFICALLY and why financial talks on yahoo made her call you a stalker...
#1779 to #1731 - jamesyo (02/26/2011) [-]
i also think that its really non of your business, just take the thanks and be a good person and say youre welcome.
User avatar #1764 to #1731 - JohnWaynesDog (02/26/2011) [-]
thats not what made him be called a stalker. she would put on her status "im hanging out in the park" and he would come over and hang with her, and she just thought he was stalking her. the girl is crazy, iv warned him about her alot.
User avatar #1730 - kakallak (02/26/2011) [-]
...good thing you didnt turn to 4chan
User avatar #1729 - PuffaFish (02/26/2011) [-]
i read somewhere that you shot yourself in the back of the head??

Wouldnt that kill you <.<
User avatar #1743 to #1729 - TheUsername (02/26/2011) [-]
This is a ******** story.
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