Masturbate War. . two. three, Five, six, Seven, mutt I declare a eight. I used this thumb wart hand to masturbate!. guess he wins..
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#1 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
lol I do that to my friends all the time.
#3 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
i'm definatly going to use this line next time i have a thumb war with me buddies
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#24 - xRyanxRampagex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#45 to #24 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
you sir forgot, it's 4 numbers.


Captcha-adult... yes it's obvious im not one =.(
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User avatar #4 - JuanZXKKCD (01/27/2010) [-]
1,2,3,4 i declare a thubm war...
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#6 to #4 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 to #6 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
its actually spelled masturbate
and you spelled penis wrong in yar name thar
User avatar #7 to #4 - izCharmander (01/27/2010) [-]
5,6,7,8 i use this hand to seal ur fate !
#9 to #7 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
9,10,11,12 i ****** ur mom untill she gave me a C-C-C-Combo breaker
User avatar #22 - Dario (01/27/2010) [-]
LOL funny ****
User avatar #11 - LazyPuppy (01/27/2010) [-]
Its awesome because i read it in my mind with rhythm
User avatar #5 - flashfire (01/27/2010) [-]
guess he wins..
#32 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war
User avatar #33 to #32 - GrantImahara (01/27/2010) [-]
5,6,7,8 I used this hand to masturbate
User avatar #34 to #33 - DrHouse (01/27/2010) [-]
9,10,11,12 I ****** your mom and died last night
User avatar #35 to #34 - DontKillKenny (01/27/2010) [-]
13,14,15,16... Sorry i'm just not that creative...
#36 to #34 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
13,14,15,16 i ****** your daughter who just turned fourteen
User avatar #38 to #36 - xXKIRAXx (01/27/2010) [-]
17, 18, 19, 20, I went to bed and rocked your honey.
#39 to #38 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
21,22,23,24, lets all kill the thumbs up whores
#44 to #39 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
25, 26, 27, 28 we'll keep this up it's not too late
#46 to #44 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
29,30,31,32 on spam trolls fat ben will make poo
User avatar #47 to #46 - MagicNinjaZ (01/27/2010) [-]
33,34,35,36 come on you guys lets end this quick!
#48 to #47 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
37,38,39,40 your right, this is getting really corny
User avatar #51 to #48 - fakenamebob (01/27/2010) [-]
41, 42, 43, 44, i can type using only my thumbs!
User avatar #62 to #51 - HomeSikk (01/27/2010) [-]
45,46,47,48 lets end this now it is our fate!
#50 to #47 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
37,38,39,40 my captcha code was glyph
#43 to #39 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
25, 26, 27, 28, i use hair gel when i masturbate
#49 to #32 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
41,42,43,44 the purple line is getting bored
User avatar #52 to #49 - LazyPuppy (01/27/2010) [-]
45,46, 47, 48 I replied a little late!
#54 to #52 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
49, 50, 51, 52 hey i wanna get in on this too
#57 to #52 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
COMBO BREAKER!!!
User avatar #59 to #57 - DrHouse (01/27/2010) [-]
53,54,55,56 ignore this breaker and **** brix
User avatar #65 to #59 - fakenamebob (01/27/2010) [-]
57, 58, 59, 60 don't ask questions just listen to dr house
User avatar #64 to #59 - GrantImahara (01/27/2010) [-]
57,58,59,60 keep this purple line nifty
#58 to #57 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
54,54,55,56 Someone quickly take some pics
#53 to #52 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
49,50,51,52 and sex can wait masturbate....... NOT
User avatar #31 - xXKIRAXx (01/27/2010) [-]
One word to decribe his:
WIN
#56 to #31 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
53,54,55,56 Im gonna go pick up some stix
#60 to #31 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
57,58,59,60 53 has just dissipate
#12 - gymboy (01/27/2010) [-]
i just laughed so hard i peed
User avatar #17 to #12 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
ewww
#19 to #17 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
tits or GTFO!
User avatar #20 to #19 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
bet ya cant make me :P
#26 to #20 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
But..my captcha is jumbo :<
User avatar #27 to #26 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Whats that got to do with anything
#29 to #27 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
You're ovbiously not a woman. For one, they wouldn't name themselves "YourMaster" or even be on Funnyjunk. You wouldn't even be on the computer... unless somehow you ARE a woman and you got the computer to fit next to the stove. Don't bother replying, I'm an Anon, and I could care less.
User avatar #30 to #29 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Im going to reply anyways. I have had this conversation twice in two days.
The rule of no girls on the internet, has been void.
Prepare to be astonished... I love the internet, I love video games, and I'm good at makin sammiches. sooo HAHAHAHA!

And I am YourMaster. "Bow down to me" *cracks whip*
User avatar #37 to #30 - DontKillKenny (01/27/2010) [-]
I LOVE YOU!!!!
User avatar #40 to #37 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Love is a very strong word.

But, I like you too=)
User avatar #41 to #40 - DontKillKenny (01/27/2010) [-]
Im ok with that :D
User avatar #42 to #41 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Wonderful then.
#61 to #42 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
I realize im just a lowly anon,but will you marry me?
User avatar #66 to #61 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Sorry. I am already engaged.
User avatar #55 to #29 - EminemZBonnie (01/27/2010) [-]
LMAO "got your computer to fit next to the stove".

You are fantastic.
User avatar #28 to #12 - JImbow (01/27/2010) [-]
i just peed so hard i laffed.
#68 to #28 - gymboy (01/27/2010) [-]
I am cureently sporting the hairdo in ur profile pic
User avatar #70 to #68 - YourMaster (01/28/2010) [-]
And your a dude?
#71 to #70 - gymboy (01/28/2010) [-]
i wasn't talkin to you dipsh*t
#63 to #28 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
WOAH HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIT A COMPUTER IN THE KITCHEN
User avatar #67 to #63 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Its a laptop, I can slide it right under the microwave.
User avatar #72 - prephater (02/26/2010) [-]
*roll 555666* lol
#21 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #21 - Vaurien (01/27/2010) [-]
yes, you are
User avatar #18 - spidermartin (01/27/2010) [-]
grinning like a skull at that :)
#8 - Albee **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
lol
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