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One Night Stand Anatomy

mu TYWIN art, ',
Wow, this actually feels
nice. I could see this
maybe going
somewhere. But more
importantly, if I' m really
quiet I think: I oan stick
it in again while she' s
still sleeping.
God dammit. I KNEW I
shouldn' t have ignored
the fact that she had
more armpit hair than
me. Dr that
ballsac.
map. Uh map oh
map oh map. I oan' t
believe I used the "let' s
be more than just
friends' line to get laid.
tdr the "you understand
me better than anyone
else' line. tdr the "I want
you to be my girlfriend
after this' line.
OIC, don' t panic. She
doesn' t know the
condom broke. She
totally could have
gotten it from someone
else. Just play it coal,
and she' ll never HOLY
**** THIS IS BAD.
THIS. IS. BAD.
tok, seriously. That has
NEVER happened
before, I swear. I' m
usually a two, three
hour kind of guy. I was
just nervous because I
like you so much. Uh
**** . Me.
Please don' t leave. My
roommate beats me
when you' re not here.
So baby, was it good
forrow forget it, I
never even had an
erection in the first
place. Now please leave
so I oan strangle myself
with the bra you' re
conveniently going to
forget.
Egon' trudge nae.
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User avatar #52 - ThatCoolGuy (01/27/2010) [-]
"HOLY **** THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD."
" **** . Me."
"Don't judge me."
The three sentences that made me click at the "Funny!" button. :D
#20 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
the handicap one got me the best lmao
#12 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
fat chicks need love too. but they gotta pay.
#16 to #12 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
there are a variety of edible foods that can be substitutes for 'love'
User avatar #23 to #12 - HomeSikk (01/27/2010) [-]
Thats whats alcohol for..so fat chiks and ugly ones can lose thier virginity...
User avatar #31 - thumbsupman (01/27/2010) [-]
you sir, deserve a thumbs up!
#60 to #31 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
ready? 1.. 2.. 3...C-C-C-C-C-C--CC-COMBO BREAKER
User avatar #61 to #60 - ABCPerson (01/27/2010) [-]
**** you

And for the sixth position why would he say **** me if she was fat O.o
#69 to #61 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Oh shut up Kira.
User avatar #87 to #31 - bigmenace (01/27/2010) [-]
You deserve a thumbs up!
User avatar #32 to #31 - Mrah (01/27/2010) [-]
as do you!
User avatar #33 to #32 - thumbsupman (01/27/2010) [-]
and one for you!
User avatar #34 to #33 - Mrah (01/27/2010) [-]
:D
#37 to #34 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
and i shall thumbs up you all XD >:]
#38 to #37 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Then comes the asshole who thumbs you down.
User avatar #39 to #38 - beelzerefresh (01/27/2010) [-]
Your an asshole :(
#41 to #39 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
and no thumbs up for you
#42 to #39 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
I hate you thumbs down
User avatar #48 to #42 - beelzerefresh (01/27/2010) [-]
I think your gonna have to like em, cus they seem to be attracted to you.
User avatar #50 to #48 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/27/2010) [-]
I was feeling so gosh darn jolly, I gave every comment on this page a thumbs up!
#54 to #50 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #54 - XiloDenul (01/27/2010) [-]
oh yay a new tower, so go to my other tower comment and then come back,you will know what to do, the last tower failed, this one better not, you can thumbs this down if you want because the only reason i posted this comment is to keep this tower going so thumbs up if you agree, thumbs down if you dont.I more care about the comment up there ^
#66 to #57 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #66 - beelzerefresh (01/27/2010) [-]
lol, I guess were not raising the bars anymore get it, zing.


im an idiot :(
#68 to #67 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
It really confuses me how so many people still do the c-c-c-c-combo breaker thing when no one thinks it funny at all.
User avatar #75 to #68 - darkwind (01/27/2010) [-]
Thumps up for everyone.
User avatar #86 to #75 - handsoffhobos (01/27/2010) [-]
yay 4 thumbs
User avatar #88 to #86 - beelzerefresh (01/28/2010) [-]
Yay for towers.
#46 - leersay **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
wait, is it just me or is there always 2 guys in every picture?!?
User avatar #4 - IceBearJudgesYou (01/26/2010) [-]
last one isnt possible man sorry


but cripples need love too
#40 to #4 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
How do YOU know? o_0
User avatar #25 - Rowdunkel (01/27/2010) [-]
******* a fat chick is like riding a moped

Its fun until your friends find out.
#29 to #25 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
oh man never heard that one before! you suck
#44 to #25 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Indeed. :D
#30 to #25 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
******* a fat chick is like riding a bike with stabilisers.

****
#43 to #30 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
******* a fat chick is like riding a moped

Its fun until your friends find out. .... **** you said it already
User avatar #65 - Therocklife (01/27/2010) [-]
Haha! i thought of girls i knew that would fit in each picture.
User avatar #76 - SeargantObvious (01/27/2010) [-]
It's funny cause nobody on this site has ever experienced this.
#55 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
the last one is gold
User avatar #77 - darkwind (01/27/2010) [-]
Fat women need love too. But they have to pay.
#79 to #77 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
You forgot to say Ohh.
User avatar #80 to #79 - darkwind (01/27/2010) [-]
Really I thought I did. Just to be safe. OOHHHH!
#81 to #80 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Who else but Quagmire.
#84 to #81 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Its Quagmire, Quagmire!
#85 to #84 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex
#89 to #77 - anon (01/28/2010) [-]
so says the chubby chaser
User avatar #56 - XiloDenul (01/27/2010) [-]
LMAO. cant say anything less than that, literally i cant
#35 - PandaiiBear **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
what the hell is with the quality in the first sign?! it's like they shat on each other and threw up!
#59 to #35 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
Nobody said love's perfect.
#36 to #35 - CaptinButtSeks (01/27/2010) [-]
Oh Gawd 2Girls1Cup Refrence *goes and throws up*
#62 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
ha dont judge me
#19 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
These days its hard to come by funny pics on this site, its pretty much 13yr old ***** posting 4chan **** WITCH IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!! but that is hilarious
User avatar #21 to #19 - funnyjunkjokester (01/27/2010) [-]
Well this time it's not 4chan **** , it's collegehumor stuff.
#22 to #19 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
which*
User avatar #28 to #22 - Ddubber (01/27/2010) [-]
damn grammar natzis...
#45 to #28 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
*Nazis
User avatar #82 to #45 - Ddubber (01/27/2010) [-]
fml i give up.
#9 - Mandark **User deleted account** (01/26/2010) [-]
HA haha! HA haha haha!
#10 to #9 - anon (01/26/2010) [-]
lmao i see what you did thar





god i miss that show.....
User avatar #26 to #10 - GrantImahara (01/27/2010) [-]
He puts the EXACT same comment on every picture.
User avatar #64 - falloutIII (01/27/2010) [-]
dont judge me
User avatar #58 - fivetwonine (01/27/2010) [-]
please dont leave. my roommate beats me when your not here. hahahahahahahahahaahha
#83 - anon (01/27/2010) [-]
I
I
I
I
V
Hes right But Have To Pay Like Some Near 1,000 $$$ Becuz I Dont Wanna Be Squished Captcha:annie
User avatar #90 to #83 - XAnonymousX (01/28/2010) [-]
Depends how fat she is, you might have to go on a little hunt to find her whoo-ha as well.
User avatar #14 - GumiiZ (01/27/2010) [-]
That whole **** was all men.........O.O

and a fatass
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