One Night Stand Anatomy. LMFAO!!!. mu TYWIN art, ', Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I' m really
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One Night Stand Anatomy

LMFAO!!!

mu TYWIN art, ',
Wow, this actually feels
nice. I could see this
maybe going
somewhere. But more
importantly, if I' m really
quiet I think: I oan stick
it in again while she' s
still sleeping.
God dammit. I KNEW I
shouldn' t have ignored
the fact that she had
more armpit hair than
me. Dr that
ballsac.
map. Uh map oh
map oh map. I oan' t
believe I used the "let' s
be more than just
friends' line to get laid.
tdr the "you understand
me better than anyone
else' line. tdr the "I want
you to be my girlfriend
after this' line.
OIC, don' t panic. She
doesn' t know the
condom broke. She
totally could have
gotten it from someone
else. Just play it coal,
and she' ll never HOLY
**** THIS IS BAD.
THIS. IS. BAD.
tok, seriously. That has
NEVER happened
before, I swear. I' m
usually a two, three
hour kind of guy. I was
just nervous because I
like you so much. Uh
**** . Me.
Please don' t leave. My
roommate beats me
when you' re not here.
So baby, was it good
forrow forget it, I
never even had an
erection in the first
place. Now please leave
so I oan strangle myself
with the bra you' re
conveniently going to
forget.
Egon' trudge nae.
...
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#83 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
I
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Hes right But Have To Pay Like Some Near 1,000 $$$ Becuz I Dont Wanna Be Squished Captcha:annie
User avatar #90 to #83 - XAnonymousX (01/28/2010) [-]
Depends how fat she is, you might have to go on a little hunt to find her whoo-ha as well.
User avatar #77 - darkwind (01/27/2010) [-]
Fat women need love too. But they have to pay.
#89 to #77 - anonymous (01/28/2010) [-]
so says the chubby chaser
#79 to #77 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
You forgot to say Ohh.
User avatar #80 to #79 - darkwind (01/27/2010) [-]
Really I thought I did. Just to be safe. OOHHHH!
#81 to #80 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Who else but Quagmire.
#84 to #81 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Its Quagmire, Quagmire!
#85 to #84 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex
User avatar #76 - SeargantObvious (01/27/2010) [-]
It's funny cause nobody on this site has ever experienced this.
#71 - kingshady (01/27/2010) [-]
which is the girl?
#78 to #71 - Albee **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
the pink one u stupid person!!!DU!!!
#73 to #71 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Dumbass the pink ******* ..
#74 to #73 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
its orange. whos the ******* now?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
The pink one
User avatar #65 - Therocklife (01/27/2010) [-]
Haha! i thought of girls i knew that would fit in each picture.
User avatar #64 - falloutIII (01/27/2010) [-]
dont judge me
User avatar #63 - LocustKing (01/27/2010) [-]
yo at least it ain't ZOMBIES!!!! ohhh noezzz
#62 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
ha dont judge me
User avatar #58 - fivetwonine (01/27/2010) [-]
please dont leave. my roommate beats me when your not here. hahahahahahahahahaahha
User avatar #56 - XiloDenul (01/27/2010) [-]
LMAO. cant say anything less than that, literally i cant
#55 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
the last one is gold
User avatar #52 - ThatCoolGuy (01/27/2010) [-]
"HOLY **** THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD."
" **** . Me."
"Don't judge me."
The three sentences that made me click at the "Funny!" button. :D
#51 - theface (01/27/2010) [-]
REPOST
User avatar #53 to #51 - ThatCoolGuy (01/27/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
#47 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Huh.
User avatar #49 to #47 - wolfgrl (01/27/2010) [-]
yeah, hey only the fat one has boobs!
#46 - leersay **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
wait, is it just me or is there always 2 guys in every picture?!?
#35 - PandaiiBear **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
what the hell is with the quality in the first sign?! it's like they shat on each other and threw up!
#59 to #35 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Nobody said love's perfect.
#36 to #35 - CaptinButtSeks (01/27/2010) [-]
Oh Gawd 2Girls1Cup Refrence *goes and throws up*
User avatar #31 - thumbsupman (01/27/2010) [-]
you sir, deserve a thumbs up!
User avatar #87 to #31 - bigmenace (01/27/2010) [-]
You deserve a thumbs up!
#60 to #31 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
ready? 1.. 2.. 3...C-C-C-C-C-C--CC-COMBO BREAKER
User avatar #61 to #60 - ABCPerson (01/27/2010) [-]
**** you

And for the sixth position why would he say **** me if she was fat O.o
#69 to #61 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Oh shut up Kira.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Mrah (01/27/2010) [-]
as do you!
User avatar #33 to #32 - thumbsupman (01/27/2010) [-]
and one for you!
User avatar #34 to #33 - Mrah (01/27/2010) [-]
:D
#37 to #34 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
and i shall thumbs up you all XD >:]
#38 to #37 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Then comes the ******* who thumbs you down.
User avatar #39 to #38 - beelzerefresh (01/27/2010) [-]
Your an ******* :(
#42 to #39 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
I hate you thumbs down
User avatar #48 to #42 - beelzerefresh (01/27/2010) [-]
I think your gonna have to like em, cus they seem to be attracted to you.
User avatar #50 to #48 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/27/2010) [-]
I was feeling so gosh darn jolly, I gave every comment on this page a thumbs up!
#54 to #50 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #54 - XiloDenul (01/27/2010) [-]
oh yay a new tower, so go to my other tower comment and then come back,you will know what to do, the last tower failed, this one better not, you can thumbs this down if you want because the only reason i posted this comment is to keep this tower going so thumbs up if you agree, thumbs down if you dont.I more care about the comment up there ^
#66 to #57 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #66 - beelzerefresh (01/27/2010) [-]
lol, I guess were not raising the bars anymore get it, zing.


im an idiot :(
#68 to #67 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
It really confuses me how so many people still do the c-c-c-c-combo breaker thing when no one thinks it funny at all.
User avatar #75 to #68 - darkwind (01/27/2010) [-]
Thumps up for everyone.
User avatar #86 to #75 - handsoffhobos (01/27/2010) [-]
yay 4 thumbs
User avatar #88 to #86 - beelzerefresh (01/28/2010) [-]
Yay for towers.
#41 to #39 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
and no thumbs up for you
User avatar #25 - Rowdunkel (01/27/2010) [-]
******* a fat chick is like riding a moped

Its fun until your friends find out.
#44 to #25 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Indeed. :D
#30 to #25 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
******* a fat chick is like riding a bike with stabilisers.

****
#43 to #30 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
******* a fat chick is like riding a moped

Its fun until your friends find out. .... **** you said it already
#29 to #25 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
oh man never heard that one before! you suck
#20 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
the handicap one got me the best lmao
#19 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
These days its hard to come by funny pics on this site, its pretty much 13yr old ***** posting 4chan **** WITCH IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!! but that is hilarious
#22 to #19 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
which*
User avatar #28 to #22 - Ddubber (01/27/2010) [-]
damn grammar natzis...
#45 to #28 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
*Nazis
User avatar #82 to #45 - Ddubber (01/27/2010) [-]
fml i give up.
User avatar #21 to #19 - funnyjunkjokester (01/27/2010) [-]
Well this time it's not 4chan **** , it's collegehumor stuff.
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