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Facebook Status Fails

Critising is T' single. . Corie-" at: _-2
ch this,
I Hike-'. i-.' aoo back on the market, what you chin tonight
girl?
about 2 ago
rnn- Actually, my boyfriend was hit by at car is Rep:
months ago. I just got around to changing my status but sot
not over it, Sorry,
about an F. otp' ago
one, asshole.
about an hour ago
night. dry
y-' Comment Like
Mark. More
fix ll minutes ago
how do i undid:
Ell ! earts! triarii! r
it m: nute: s ago
in the shower.
Elmore ago Comment Like
so people like this,
seriously guys?
t)" roust we
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Submitted: 01/26/2010
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#1 - John Cena (01/26/2010) [-]
i would be in those 43
User avatar #4 to #1 - Smashleigh (01/27/2010) [-]
I would be #44
+3
#5 to #4 - nofighting **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#6 to #5 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
i would create 4 fake accounts plus the one i have so 50!
User avatar #49 - iMerkzZx (01/27/2010) [-]
**** ... i think i'd like to see her in the shower
User avatar #3 - anonymoose (01/27/2010) [-]
who says their in the shower
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#7 to #3 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #7 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
It's "before" not "b4"
#9 to #8 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
There's a thing called a "full-stop" ("Period" in the USA).
#10 to #9 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
I don't like periods - i don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die...
User avatar #13 to #10 - etchysketchy (01/27/2010) [-]
pwnage?
#15 to #10 - queenvampira **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
thats such an old joke, usually gay men say that to justify their homosexuality... you ppl sadden me... lol
#16 to #15 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
speaking from personal experience?
#17 to #16 - queenvampira **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
yes actually i am! i knew somebody would understand hahaha sarcasm =]
#18 to #17 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
this bitch needs a dick in her mouth
#19 to #18 - queenvampira **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
i like pussy better
#23 to #19 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
so she makes fun of homo's when she is one herself.....you sadden me....hypocrite
#41 to #23 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
Anon win.
#48 to #41 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
bitch got dealt wit
User avatar #52 - Lgreen (01/27/2010) [-]
I'd say the last one was a win.
#53 to #52 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
agreed
User avatar #24 - GrammarOne (01/27/2010) [-]
Wait, how is she posting from the shower? OMGWTFWALLHAX!
User avatar #54 - Sammiches (01/27/2010) [-]
Waterproof laptop?
User avatar #14 - Rowdunkel (01/27/2010) [-]
Posting that you finally got laid when you know your mom is your friend is like shouting it in your front room. Just ******* creepy.
#50 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
funny and all but who seriously puts "is in the shower", "out in the city", etc as their status?
#51 to #50 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
lifeless bitches like kelsea obviously

lets just hope we can go to her page one day and find "making a sammich"
User avatar #44 - SUMOTORI (01/27/2010) [-]
First one made me spew Mr Pibb all over the screen
#55 to #44 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
it isnt the full thing
#56 - OsamaBinLlama (01/27/2010) [-]
is in the shower
-2
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#40 to #35 - MMmmMMmmM (01/27/2010) [-]
no, negative one people like you
#37 to #35 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
cool, eh? anything you want to add? go on. we're all ears....
#39 to #37 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
MOM WTF?
#29 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
-the last one has 43 poeplw liking it XD........
#36 to #29 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
i will folow you to the far reaches of space captain obvious!!!!!!!!
#32 to #29 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
thanks for explaining why its supposed to be funny caption obvious. you sir suck a dick now.
#31 to #29 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
hello captain obvious. havent seen u in a while.
#30 to #29 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
captain obvious saves the day again!
#43 to #30 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
My pleasure, Lieutenant Sarcasm!
#33 to #29 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
captain obvious! heeelp! save me from dr. sarcasm!
User avatar #11 - TehNuub (01/27/2010) [-]
hehehaha, make it 44 people.
#22 to #11 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
i believe it is 47.
#25 to #22 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
Nope, i think it actually says 44
#26 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
who else read the second post of karen saying "pops" instead of "oops"?
#27 to #26 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
no one.
#2 - John Cena (01/26/2010) [-]
lol....Last one to the shower dont get no pusseh!!!
User avatar #45 - GeorgeTheHax (01/27/2010) [-]
whats teh dry spell?
#47 to #45 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
he means going some time without sex
#46 to #45 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
it was the first time he actually came when he masturbated
#42 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
i clicked on thhe like in the facebook. so that makes me #47
#34 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
You unclick using the special unclicker-button on your mouse.
#38 to #34 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
**** did that come from?
User avatar #28 - KingMan (01/27/2010) [-]
That idiot deserved it if he friended his Mom.abash
#21 - John Cena (01/27/2010) [-]
the second one was the best XD
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