Life, Oranges, and Lemons. . WHEN LIFE LEFTIE THEIR ptth HOW THE YOU IND IT. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, set up a stand, sell it and use the profits to buy a machine gun. See if life tries that again. lemonade oranges Life funny
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#2 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
well unless life hands you sugar and water your lemonade is gong to suck
#3 to #2 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
My lemonade brings all the boys in the yard
Damn right, it's better than yours
#19 to #3 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
WRONG!
My lemonade brings all the boys to the yard
and their like its better than yours
damn right, its better than yours
I could teach you
but I have to charge.
User avatar #4 - Chitzu (01/26/2010) [-]
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, set up a stand, sell it and use the profits to buy a machine gun. See if life tries that **** again.
#46 - kiriachan (01/27/2010) [-]
when life gives you lemons,keep 'em! cuz hey,free lemons.
User avatar #37 - Flop Chop (01/27/2010) [-]
I think a better expression is: "When life gives you lemons, throw 'em at people who own expensive cars"...
User avatar #40 to #37 - timmay (01/27/2010) [-]
when life gives u lemons **** that u want orange juice
User avatar #33 - LazyPuppy (01/26/2010) [-]
so i got these oranges and i gotta make lemonade hmmmmm...
*unzips jeans*
#11 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
WHEN LIFE GIVES MR LEMONS I MAKE BEEF STEW
#14 to #11 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
So yo I gotta go its time for me to rock it.
#21 to #14 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
User avatar #27 to #21 - Original (01/26/2010) [-]
You fail. Bologna before cheese.

"put bologna in my left pocket,
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket..."
User avatar #45 - crazyrandomguy (01/27/2010) [-]
Life does not give chuck norris lemons. Life asks what kind of fruit chuck norris wants.

When life hands chuck norris lemons, he makes iced tea. Chuck norris hates lemons
User avatar #29 - Areceus (01/26/2010) [-]
duh you take the mango and spread it on your peanut butter sandwich!!!!!!!!! duhhhh....... idiots
User avatar #13 - CameronLucas (01/26/2010) [-]
...So when life gives ME lemons...

I give lemons life!!!

LEMONSTEIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#36 to #13 - TheYawner (01/27/2010) [-]
A jewish lemon?
#61 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
if god gives you lemons...you FIND A NEW GOD
+3
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#51 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
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#63 to #51 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
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#71 to #63 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
fail
#78 to #71 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
ITS an ILLUSIAAAANNNNNAANNANANANAION.
#26 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
WHEN GOD GIVES U LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD
#31 to #26 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
POWER THIRST !!
ROCKET CAN EDITION!!!
User avatar #88 - smokincharlie (01/27/2010) [-]
when life gives you lemons, get the juice out of the lemons and put it in the eyes of your enemy.
User avatar #90 to #88 - Athenaenvy (01/27/2010) [-]
you just put it there... no need to squirt. :D
#79 - Richgar **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
Answer1: Beating off

Answer2: MacGyver

The first answer is possible.
The second answer is always possible.
#10 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
obviosuly he traded for lemons to the guy who was handed lemons O.o
#9 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
actually, it would be called orangeade, which is real, AND AWESOME
#12 to #9 - Rascal (01/26/2010) [-]
i work at a icecream store called khor brothers and we serve a smoothie called orengeaid
#66 - Rascal (01/27/2010) [-]
when life gives me lemons , i find an annoying guy with paper cuts xD
#73 - SammichNotSandwich (01/27/2010) [-]
uhhh i think we alll know how he did that *unzips pants*
#28 - Mandark **User deleted account** (01/26/2010) [-]
HA haha! HA haha haha!
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