Ed, Edd, n Eddy: The Truth. I made this for you!!!<br /> EDIT: Front page!??!? You guys have made my wildest dreams come true!! Thanks so much!. So, Funny ed edd eddy kittens flaming unicycle
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Ed, Edd, n Eddy: The Truth

Ed, Edd, n Eddy: The Truth. I made this for you!!!<br /> EDIT: Front page!??!? You guys have made my wildest dreams come true!! Thanks so much!. So, Funny

I made this for you!!!<br />
EDIT: Front page!??!? You guys have made my wildest dreams come true!! Thanks so much!

So, Funnyjunk, the other day I was browsing around when I
saw a post about how "Ed, Edd, n Eddy" was about kids in
heaven, and I thought to myself, "how could anyone see the
Eds' plight as heaven?" The other kids are constantly foiling
their plans and ridiculing them, they are constantly
sustaining every manner of injury, and their greatest desire is
constantly just beyond their reach, taunting them with its
sugary goodness.
Sounds more like hell to me.
So then I started to look into it more, pairing characters from
the show with common themes of hell. The 7 deadly sins were
the obvious place to start. Some of them were quite obvious:
Sarah: Wrath
Nazz: Lust
Kevin: Pride
Jimmy: Envy
He' s always clinging to Sarah, and
generally latching onto others. And I' m sure we
all remember the episode where he does that
whole ridiculously complicated plan to get
revenge on the Eds.
Rolf: Gluttony
Not readily obvious, but when
you think about it, he is the character
most often eating and associated with
food, what with his constant supply of
sausages and crazy foreign food.
Johnny and Plank: sloth
one of them' s an inanimate object,
and the other tends to be found sitting or
lying about somewhere. Rarely take active
roles in the plot, generally Just react to what
gets thrown at them.
But OP," you' re saying, "What about our heroes? And
you' re short a sin!"
Hold your horses you whiny bitches, I' m getting to it.
The last sin should be obvious to anyone even vaguely
familiar with the show:
Eddy: Greed
The other two were a little trickier, but I think I found their
roles quite nicely:
Doublets: Virgil
The voice of reason and guidance in the
chaos of this world. But more importantly, he serves
as the counselor and guardian to our last player:
Ed: Dante
Yes, you guessed it, our loveable Ed is the Dante of
this story. Lost in a world he does not understand, unsure of
his purpose or way. Lumpy here is the speck of innocence,
assailed from all sides by the vices that surround him. It is
often only Doublets who keeps him from peril, defends him,
and shows him the way (or tries to, anyway).
So there you have it: Ed, Edd, n Eddy is really an allegory for
hell.
I also thought of how the Kanker Sisters could be the fates,
what with the eye thing they have going. or they could be lust,
which could make Nan Dante' s Beatrice, but whatever, that' s
getting too complicated.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed!!
Apotheosis
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#16 - ursofakingwetardid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#18 to #16 - apotheosic (02/23/2011) [-]
yeah, or that.
#121 to #18 - Twibb (02/24/2011) [-]
I couldn't resist.
#101 - rwarrimadork (02/24/2011) [-]
why cant we just see it as some kids and their friends/enimeies doing cool stuff?
User avatar #102 to #101 - rwarrimadork (02/24/2011) [-]
enemies*
User avatar #159 to #158 - GEARBOY (02/24/2011) [-]
lol enlarge it
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#65 - sindrio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #65 - Scorpionjak (02/24/2011) [-]
you mispelled quads?
User avatar #69 to #67 - Ectheliun (02/24/2011) [-]
quads are when the same number shows up 4 times in a row, what he got was double doubles
User avatar #78 to #69 - whatdidijustsee (02/24/2011) [-]
only the last digits count. If he had gotten say, 549,868,877 THAT would be double dubs. They have to be the last numbers, not just any arbitrarily located dubs.
/rant
/psa
User avatar #70 to #69 - Scorpionjak (02/24/2011) [-]
well I was gonna say that... but close enough!
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#15 - JustJJ (02/23/2011) [-]
User avatar #85 - AustintheAtrain (02/24/2011) [-]
....orrrrrrrrrrrrr

they are just in a cul-de-sac where they live.
#153 - warlockrichard (02/24/2011) [-]
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#117 - newjacknick (02/24/2011) [-]
As totally awesome as this is, it is a perfect example of how college has bent over and raped my childhood.
#119 to #117 - apotheosic (02/24/2011) [-]
Pretty much.
#111 - MurphPSU (02/24/2011) [-]
Dude if you have ever seen the movie, it's the final episode as well. The series ends with Johnny as a maniac swearing revenge on the cul-de-sac to a block of wood. Creepiest way to end it
User avatar #128 - rangerboy (02/24/2011) [-]
Or... OR its just a show. Just putting that out there...
#157 - kirbyy (02/24/2011) [-]
If anything, Ed would be gluttony.
#118 - nathanielcockburn (02/24/2011) [-]
genuis
genuis
#116 - lawlbear (02/24/2011) [-]
Well i'll be damned and sent to hell myself. Drinks all around!
#126 to #116 - panthean (02/24/2011) [-]
I love weddings!
#105 - XEC **User deleted account** (02/24/2011) [-]
i prefer these deadly sins.


and related to the content, who would be satan?
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#108 to #105 - GawainBoneCrusher **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #110 to #108 - XEC **User deleted account** (02/24/2011) [-]
seems legit
#127 to #105 - mrsInuyasha (02/24/2011) [-]
**** YEA! The Real Edward!!!!
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#109 to #105 - grandmothernazi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #131 to #109 - XEC **User deleted account** (02/24/2011) [-]
isnt he only in one episode?
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User avatar #97 - PixieLOL (02/24/2011) [-]
I figured out the other day 'Narnia' was linked to religion, and Peter Pan. I have no idea why it bothers me, but it does.
User avatar #137 to #97 - Crusader (02/24/2011) [-]
The characters from Gilligan's island are the seven deadly sins as well, except for Gilligan, he is Satan, since the island itself "Gilligan's Island" is supposed to represent hell, and he always ends up stopping them from escaping.
User avatar #139 to #137 - PixieLOL (02/24/2011) [-]
I have no idea what Giligan's Island is.
User avatar #142 to #139 - Crusader (02/24/2011) [-]
BLASHPEMY!!!

It was s how on in the 80's I think it was, but it was about a group of people who's ship had been wrecked, and they were stranded on a deserted island, and they continuously try to get off the island, sort of like lost, but good.
There was a skipper, a normal girl, a model type lady, 2 rich people, 2 others, and of course, Gilligan, look it up.
User avatar #145 to #142 - PixieLOL (02/24/2011) [-]
I'm only sixteen though. Sounds good, and I'm usually a fan of the 80s, I will google that shizz.
#98 to #97 - apotheosic (02/24/2011) [-]
Narnia was actually written with the express purpose of religious allegory.
Narnia was actually written with the express purpose of religious allegory.
User avatar #99 to #98 - PixieLOL (02/24/2011) [-]
oh so it's interpreted either way? I only clicked with Narnia when Aslan says "in your world you know me under a differnet name" either way, the story is still awesome.
User avatar #92 - jorshova (02/24/2011) [-]
You really could take virtually any show and say they are in heaven/hell because of the lack of an "outside world". But are they really going to make a character to represent every person and a setting for every place? When you think about it, WE could be in heaven/hell and we are oblivious to it. Whos to say..
User avatar #90 - Thunderous (02/24/2011) [-]
The thruth: It was a badass show I really enjoyed to watch.
#73 - IshimelofSomewhere (02/24/2011) [-]
honestlu its like most thing.  While you can draw these conclusions and every fact may point to them, it doesnt realy mean anything.    
  
Another one was the ed's are the Id, the ego, and the superego.  And that the three of them are a representation of the subconsious human mind.    
  
source: /x/
honestlu its like most thing. While you can draw these conclusions and every fact may point to them, it doesnt realy mean anything.

Another one was the ed's are the Id, the ego, and the superego. And that the three of them are a representation of the subconsious human mind.

source: /x/
#41 - patofeliz (02/24/2011) [-]
Rolf -------> Rofl

That's the secret message
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