For Black History Month. Yes its a repost, i got it from :TheBlindBandit" awhile back, but i posted it because i know i cant be the only person thats t white
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For Black History Month

For Black History Month. Yes its a repost, i got it from :TheBlindBandit" awhile back, but i posted it because i know i cant be the only person thats t

Yes its a repost, i got it from :TheBlindBandit" awhile back, but i posted it because i know i cant be the only person thats thought of this before.

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Michael Richards, better known as Eramgre, m an amass
This was his defense speech in court after making racial
comments in his comedy act He makes some very
interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying
attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican
Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street
and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,'
Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that' s OK.
But when I call you, ****** , Kike, Towel head, ,
Camel Jockey, Beamer, Goon or Chink .. You call me a
racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so
why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin
Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashish. You have Ma' aled .
You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White
Entertainment Television), we' d be racists. If we had a White
Pride Day, you would call us racists,,
If we had White History Month, we' d be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR
lives, we' d be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber
of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of
Commerce... Wonder who pays for that'?'?
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American
pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students
scholarships-. You know we' d be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the
us " Yet if there were 'White colleges‘, that would be a racist
college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were
marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race
and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and
you' re not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our
white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white
police officer shoots a black gang member or heats up a
black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to
society, you call him a racist.
I am proud... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
I got this in an email and I completely agree. People say we
are free, but we really arent. I dent care if you thumb me
down, I' m trying to get a point across. I dont care if you call
me racist, because I know I' m not and thats all that matters
to me. If you believe this to be true, then thumb up. No, I' m
not a thumb whore nor do I care to be. I' m just making a
point.
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#1302 - Jorgin (02/23/2011) [-]
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#1309 to #1302 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
WAT.
User avatar #1313 to #1302 - MadameMeowmers (02/23/2011) [-]
My name is Bill. I feel famous :)
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#43 - EZBakeFourthAcct (02/22/2011) [-]
Time to scroll down to see 10 jokes about how the other 11 months are white history month.
#10 - miscmike (02/22/2011) [-]
I agree. All though, W.E.T. sounds like a channel I could enjoy.
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#53 - Preamer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #53 - blueghost (02/22/2011) [-]
its also chocolate lovers month at dunkin donuts, suspicious
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#33 - darkzy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 to #33 - YatoshiHiku (02/22/2011) [-]
thts the first comment i saw and i burst out laughing..thanks brah
#1437 - nippleshit (02/23/2011) [-]
i love black people, hate 			*******		.
i love black people, hate ******* .
#1290 - YourMothersVagina (02/23/2011) [-]
AND THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
#1325 to #1290 - pwnnbwn (02/23/2011) [-]
DEY TOOK RRRR JJJJJEURBS!!!!!
#1236 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
I'm starting to think that earth is just god's preschool

"White, don't hit black, how would you like it if you did it to him? Now apologize and kiss his ass for a century."
"Black, for ****** sake stop giving into stereotypes. You know it only gives white an excuse to bully you."
"Asian, don't eat that-oh god why did you eat that now you spit it out right now and come with me"
"No hispanic you cannot knock down french's castle."
"Jew-oh nevermind I thought you were doing something bad, carry on."
#1188 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
I live in a small town and i can honestly say that i have not seen a black person in al least a year. I'm starting to think they are a myth.
User avatar #1206 to #1188 - kamehamehanurd (02/23/2011) [-]
laughed so hard at that comment!
User avatar #1226 to #1188 - somethingfunny (02/23/2011) [-]
same but we have this one homless dude with huge lips and dreds and **** but other then that i havent seen one in about a year.
ps congradulatins for geting 5 thumbs as a anonymous
#1231 to #1188 - viperthree (02/23/2011) [-]
I live in Australia, the only black people you see are immigrants driving taxis or beggars on the street. 1UP'd
I live in Australia, the only black people you see are immigrants driving taxis or beggars on the street. 1UP'd
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#6 - mnorris **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #6 - ReWeegieSTARE (02/22/2011) [-]
I see your point. There is indeed a difference between a black person, And a ****** .
#793 to #6 - Greekkenyan (02/23/2011) [-]
The reason behind all of this... I applaud you sir
The reason behind all of this... I applaud you sir
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#12 to #9 - John Cena (02/22/2011) [-]
Cool...also, I kinda think that all those groups that supposedly "help" people really don't do it as much as they say, since if people were REALLY equal, there'd be no need for those guys...
#159 to #9 - practicalproblems (02/22/2011) [-]
There is a hero in this thread.
User avatar #289 to #9 - IncarceratedNinja (02/23/2011) [-]
fatherless, you say?
#1173 to #9 - Editor (02/23/2011) [-]
I logged in just to thumb you up.
#26 to #9 - acrylin ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #61 to #9 - squeaky (02/22/2011) [-]
YOU.
Please show the retards of all races what to do to become useful in society.
User avatar #1199 to #9 - XboxJunky (02/23/2011) [-]
I love you...
User avatar #1491 to #9 - Protomix (02/23/2011) [-]
you should be very proud of yourself. you've accomplished something that very few can claim to have done.
#1375 to #9 - ispeaklolcat (02/23/2011) [-]
Amenahh! Say it again!
User avatar #1202 - poopnosemcgee (02/23/2011) [-]
Want to know what I hated? During the presidential elections, if you didn't like Obama, EVEYBODY called you a racist. **** that **** . It's the people that keep on calling everything "racist", that will keep it going on forever. Great world we live in, it's a shame that people are too caught up in this stupid racism **** to realize how great it could be.
#1207 to #1202 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
If the man is a moron, he is a moron

If he's black, that's just an added bonus
User avatar #1208 to #1202 - kamehamehanurd (02/23/2011) [-]
I hate when every you say the word "Black" all the 12 year old kids are like "RACISTS!"
#1268 to #1208 - alexaalovely (02/23/2011) [-]
yeah I'm only 11 (I don't care if you give me **** about it) and my friend is always like "OMG lul u iz a racist!!!11one" whenever I mention black or black people -_- pic related
User avatar #1270 to #1268 - kamehamehanurd (02/23/2011) [-]
Sweet, I love when young people on Funnyjunk understand older folks.
#637 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
Things not to say at a Black history month convention
#677 to #637 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
Who is the father of Jerome?
#707 to #637 - Decado (02/23/2011) [-]
"			*****		, Imma 			****		 you upside the head! Rap is 			****		, and so is fried chicken! Now go home and be a family man!"
" ***** , Imma **** you upside the head! Rap is **** , and so is fried chicken! Now go home and be a family man!"
#657 to #637 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
I'm proud to be white!
#690 to #637 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
10 replys 2 thumbs
User avatar #731 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
alright who ****** the chubby white girl?
User avatar #740 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
so do you enjoy destroying vaginas?
#747 to #637 - kirstybabes (02/23/2011) [-]
Black people are bad.
User avatar #706 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
hey, your that guy who made my sheets


(100% cotton)
User avatar #710 to #706 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
do you have a list of these things D:<
User avatar #719 to #710 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
nope, its a gift
User avatar #730 to #719 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
well i like you...i want your children, but if im the father i wont claim him, and i wont pay child support. but once a month ill come and **** you, in front of my child, who thinks his father died in a plane crash. i use you but you like it, you dirty whore
User avatar #653 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
whos the valet? heres my keys.
#663 to #637 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
DAD! I've finally found you! do you know how much child care you owe?!
#681 to #637 - niggaguy (02/23/2011) [-]
Let's start the auctioning with this one!
User avatar #645 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
who turned the lights off?
User avatar #726 to #645 - gwlk (02/23/2011) [-]
This one was my favourite.
#669 to #637 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
User avatar #768 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
id talk about kittens with a stutter K K K ittens
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#705 to #637 - crazycountryboy (02/23/2011) [-]
white power
pourch monkey
jigaboo
#746 to #637 - wtfproductions (02/23/2011) [-]
Power to the Ku Klux Klan!
User avatar #695 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
i got KFC!......that new GRILLED chicken.
User avatar #732 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
hey! i saw you on cops!
User avatar #674 to #637 - twiggysmalls (02/23/2011) [-]
I hate KFC
#723 to #637 - wtfproductions (02/23/2011) [-]
WHERE'S MY CAR?!?!
#643 to #637 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
I RAPED ALL YO' KIDS
User avatar #652 to #643 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
Daddy?
#666 to #652 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
OH SHI-
OH SHI-
User avatar #655 to #637 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
hey look, im a ghost!
#671 to #655 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
adam...your a horrible person
adam...your a horrible person
User avatar #685 to #671 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
im sorry
#698 to #685 - mememantis (02/23/2011) [-]
dont be *gif unrelated*
dont be *gif unrelated*
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User avatar #1416 - pewpewpewpew (02/23/2011) [-]
Dudes, There are plenty of white only schools.... there called universities *trollface*
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User avatar #749 - adamferrare (02/23/2011) [-]
know whats better then black history month?

white history year
#617 - Loverboi (02/23/2011) [-]
That's because there's no need for white history month.
Black people have only achieved so much history that it can all actually be condensed into a single month.
White people don't need White only colleges because they're more likely to get to college than a blackie.
And Americans have stuff like George Washington day, who was he? A white guy who profited from black slaves.
Basically Black people need that **** to make them feel equal.
Yet you don't see this guy doing the same rant against Retards....
#661 to #617 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
go back to stormfront racist fag
User avatar #108 - EvilPantryCat (02/22/2011) [-]
And i dont understand how they still complain about being slaves. We gave them food water and a place to sleep in , and they just needed to pick cotton. The jewish were burned mutilated and killed in many ways, but they get along with germans today. I dont see why we even call it America anymore
#362 to #108 - John Cena (02/23/2011) [-]
It's in the Jewish faith to "forgive and forget".
However many Jews don't really do the last part.
User avatar #472 to #108 - eagyn (02/23/2011) [-]
Don't see why any of them that weren't slaves are able to complain about being salves.
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