I was only six. This happened<br /> Holy balls, frontpage, you all rock. That lady on the , I heard she is a lesbian, which means she " has sex with other
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I was only six

 
I was only six. This happened<br /> Holy balls, frontpage, you all rock. That lady on the , I heard she is a lesbian, which means she " has sex with other

This **** happened<br />
Holy **** balls, frontpage, you all rock

That lady on the , I heard
she is a lesbian, which means she "
has sex with other wemen. " . How does that men work,
how can two women have
My self)
First, lane weman
la, don' t you takes her boob and
how it works:"
Then the second
weman takes her boob
and puts it in the first
lady' s vagina."
Then they keep pushing
their boobs in and out of
s vagina until,
finally, milk shoots nut!"
Cand that' s called an
orgasm'" WTF is wrong
with this kid...
Wow cousin Derp,
yau' re so smart!"
DEDZ to KEVIN
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#19 - anon (02/18/2011) [-]
At six, I didn't know what sex was. I thought babies where what happened when you kissed. :l
#35 to #19 - KingTroll (02/18/2011) [-]
i thought that too
User avatar #326 to #19 - aeroxotl (02/19/2011) [-]
I though babies were made by lemon trees.....

That was the result of my mother telling me wear babies came from while drunk.
User avatar #389 to #19 - dapianoman (02/19/2011) [-]
i thought you had to eat a certain type of food
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blarge **User deleted account** (02/18/2011) [-]
i second this
#54 to #19 - FrEEz (02/18/2011) [-]
Anon with purple text? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
#48 to #19 - anon (02/18/2011) [-]
At the age of 6 i discussed in kindergarten with other kids were babies come from. i told the story with storcks, another kid explained that babys grow on trees like apples.
And then there was this little girl who said her family was too poor to buy babies so her mother made them Oo

all i thought was dump idiot, go to mini kitchen
User avatar #32 to #19 - Superleggera (02/18/2011) [-]
The stork. Thats what I thought.
User avatar #22 to #19 - Cinnabonne (02/18/2011) [-]
I thought women got pregnant instantly after they got married at that age
#25 to #22 - HISHAMPWNS (02/18/2011) [-]
same here man it just seemed logical at the time xD
User avatar #28 to #25 - Cinnabonne (02/18/2011) [-]
Especially since most of us were taught you had to be married to have a baby o 3o So it only made sense.
+7
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User avatar #26 to #23 - Cinnabonne (02/18/2011) [-]
Y'know, I'll tell you a quick story.

My sister, a few years ago at age 5, always wanted a play wedding set (with a dress and veil and all). She got one the following christmas. She threw that **** on,ran next door regardless of the snow and cold, and pretend-married the 6-year-old boy Noah (who really didn't want to do it XD)

About a month later my mum announced her pregnancy. Soleil (my sister) was old enough to be curious, and asked how she got the baby in there. My mum was at a loss for words, so I gladly jumped in and told her not to worry, she had to be married.

She got on the floor and flipped a bitch. A six year old rolling and sobbing on the floor, "I DONT WANNA BABY, I DONT WANNA BABY!"

Best sight ever.
#402 to #26 - Whipstyle (02/19/2011) [-]
"She got on the floor"... i thought it was another get on the floor walk the dinosaur thing.

Its made me very paranoid.
#40 to #22 - WONDERWAFFLE (02/18/2011) [-]
Me too.
One time I told my mom "How does a kiss make a woman pregenant?"
She ended up telling the true story on how babies were born....................that led too a scared 5 year old for a year.
#41 to #40 - WONDERWAFFLE (02/18/2011) [-]
*pregnant
#131 - anon (02/18/2011) [-]
When I was six, I thought that you peed on eachothers private parts to make babies...
User avatar #143 to #131 - djgeeza (02/19/2011) [-]
not far wrong really lol SEX PISS!
#104 - leeway (02/18/2011) [-]
dedz to kevin?
#52 - Hickster (02/18/2011) [-]
I thought lesbians were people from Lebanon.
User avatar #57 to #52 - geckosean (02/18/2011) [-]
Actually more likely from the island of Lesbos, which is mentioned in Greek mythology.
#59 to #57 - Hickster (02/18/2011) [-]
Wait... Why do I have purple text?
User avatar #62 to #57 - GhEtToSaTaN (02/18/2011) [-]
i dont have purple text =(
#88 - JeremyMclovin (02/18/2011) [-]
you when you were explaining
you when you were explaining
#8 - cameraninja (02/18/2011) [-]
accidental learning strikes again
accidental learning strikes again
User avatar #9 to #8 - zraven (02/18/2011) [-]
/\
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l
epic image
#43 to #18 - dzamie (02/18/2011) [-]
Just to annoy commenter #9.
#340 - bommeraang (02/19/2011) [-]
the funniest thing I have ever seen on FJ
the funniest thing I have ever seen on FJ
+10
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User avatar #316 to #316 - Kingdb (02/19/2011) [-]
u r my first comment fav (:
#351 - americanjam (02/19/2011) [-]
Scissor me timber
#331 - dubickimus (02/19/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #36 to #27 - somemisfit (02/18/2011) [-]
me...
#46 to #27 - anon (02/18/2011) [-]
i knew
#68 to #27 - banechild (02/18/2011) [-]
i watched porn when i was five and i would have fapped if i knew how to
User avatar #33 to #27 - FelipeRuiz (02/18/2011) [-]
any 6 year old since 9/11
User avatar #29 to #27 - newmitch (02/18/2011) [-]
a child destined to be boss
#299 - MrPedobearwithaids (02/19/2011) [-]
They do.....wierd...things
They do.....wierd...things
#324 to #300 - zcdzcd (02/19/2011) [-]
Its allright little boy...You want some candy? 0---
#87 - anon (02/18/2011) [-]
Is it bad that I saw an example picture of this on a 4chan board?
User avatar #95 to #87 - Dipweed (02/18/2011) [-]
sauce plz?
#76 - ShatOnATurtle (02/18/2011) [-]
I totally imagined it
I totally imagined it
#38 - MasterRoshi (02/18/2011) [-]
AW YEAH!  
  
I'll be in 			****		 now!
AW YEAH!

I'll be in **** now!
+1
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#323 - cloakedninja (02/19/2011) [-]
damn...i thot it included vagina grindin :/
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