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Submitted: 02/15/2011
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#13 - unideer (02/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
smoking makes your penis smaller, so if you smoke forever, you will lose your penis
#33 - iusememeswrong (02/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Have mid-life crisis on death-bed. Live twice as long.
#329 - nipple (02/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#21 - xxbamesjondxx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#322 - roflerman (02/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #310 - Mizakalo (02/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1.Piss off God
2.Go to Hell
3.Fill all water fountains in Hell with holy water
4.Piss off Satan
5.Neither God nor Satan wants you
6.Get sent back to Earth
7.Become immortal
#401 - geezues (02/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - iusememeswrong (02/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Ha, that'll never work.
#373 - SenatorSnowe (02/16/2011) [-]
The tags make it all worth while.
#60 - PAZUZUU (02/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Tilt the screen back and look at their teeth.
User avatar #114 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay (02/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. Start smoking, then quit.
2. Continue to have "Just 1 more".
3. Develop an addiction.
4. Get cancer.
5. Die.
6. ???
7. PROFIT!
User avatar #27 - nosauceforyou (02/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. Sell soul to Devil

2. Tie string to contract

3. Once he gives you immortality, run the **** away!

4. ????

5. PROFIT!
#319 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/16/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Thumb this down faggots
#321 to #319 - grimendirt (02/16/2011) [-]
Your the faggot.
#200 - peternacano (02/16/2011) [-]
laughing adds 10 years to your life  
smoking takes 7 years away  
so every time you take a hit just give a little chuckle and you'll live 3 years long then if you had never smoked in the first place!!
laughing adds 10 years to your life
smoking takes 7 years away
so every time you take a hit just give a little chuckle and you'll live 3 years long then if you had never smoked in the first place!!
#288 - JAlbastlkr (02/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
And it's a great way to stay in shape
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#410 - edipro (02/16/2011) [-]
I NEVER DIE
Problem?
#64 - notrollsallowed (02/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
That trick only works for those who are chronic smokers. Doing that over and over again will only reduce your lifespan.
#23 - ekmsohal (02/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
how do you add 10 years of life? you loose 7 minutes off your life when you smoke 1 cigarette! so its not profit, it getting more poor by buying that much packs of cigarettes
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