Joke. A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br /> EDIT: Thanks guys, first  lol nigger Got owned
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Joke. A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br /> EDIT: Thanks guys, first

A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br />
EDIT: Thanks guys, first front page EVAR<br />
EDIT: Due to a notification and suggestion by HarbingerGunner, the Irishman is now Asian.

An American, an Irishman and an African have all been caught for various crimes, the
punishment of all (conveniently) is 10 lashes from a whip. The Irishman is first up.
The punisher states "You have nne wish". So the Irishman asks for a pillow to be
strapped to his back. At 5 lashes, it breaks, and he receives 5 lashes on his back. The
African is next, using basic math, he concludes that since I pillow's lashes, 2 pillow's-
10 lashes. So he wishes for 2 pillows to be strapped to his back. They break at 7 and he
gets 3 lashes to the back. The American walks over to where the whipping occurs and the
punisher says "Since you have been patient, you get 2 wishes". He mulls this over for a
while and states "I wish to have 100 lashes horn the whip". The crowd watching gasps
and the punisher says "That' s crazy! Ne one/ s ever made it past 25!". The American
persisted and they agreed. "What is your second wish?" the punisher asks.
Strap that nigger to my bank!"
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Views: 32889 Submitted: 02/15/2011