Joke. A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br /> EDIT: Thanks guys, first  lol nigger Got owned
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Joke. A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br /> EDIT: Thanks guys, first

A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br />
EDIT: Thanks guys, first front page EVAR<br />
EDIT: Due to a notification and suggestion by HarbingerGunner, the Irishman is now Asian.

An American, an Irishman and an African have all been caught for various crimes, the
punishment of all (conveniently) is 10 lashes from a whip. The Irishman is first up.
The punisher states "You have nne wish". So the Irishman asks for a pillow to be
strapped to his back. At 5 lashes, it breaks, and he receives 5 lashes on his back. The
African is next, using basic math, he concludes that since I pillow's lashes, 2 pillow's-
10 lashes. So he wishes for 2 pillows to be strapped to his back. They break at 7 and he
gets 3 lashes to the back. The American walks over to where the whipping occurs and the
punisher says "Since you have been patient, you get 2 wishes". He mulls this over for a
while and states "I wish to have 100 lashes horn the whip". The crowd watching gasps
and the punisher says "That' s crazy! Ne one/ s ever made it past 25!". The American
persisted and they agreed. "What is your second wish?" the punisher asks.
Strap that ****** to my bank!"
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#40 - Pokekid (02/16/2011) [-]
Ya theblack guy died, I was saved, but the black guy's blood from his lashes gave me aids, so I have 2 months left to live and it's a great way to stay in shape
#76 to #40 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
#45 to #40 - derpenshnoff (02/16/2011) [-]
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i love you
#19 - GoldenHippo (02/16/2011) [-]
What about... 40 lashes?!
#38 to #19 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
FORTY THUMBS.
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#59 - jft (02/16/2011) [-]
First Wish: 100 Lashes
Second Wish: Don't need 2nd wish.
User avatar #5 - soiherduliekmudkip (02/15/2011) [-]
and then at 20 whips, the ****** broke. FFFFFUUUUUUU
#46 - PimpCaneShotGun (02/16/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#32 - xHellSilencerx (02/16/2011) [-]
<--- ******** face
#139 - phoenixice (02/16/2011) [-]
proof that this is fake
User avatar #146 to #139 - floobooo (02/16/2011) [-]
extremely basic math

i.e. two pillow = 3 potato

herpy derp derp
User avatar #161 to #146 - BeeXD (02/16/2011) [-]
Naww man, not even that.
Not even that.
#30 to #28 - andasitee (02/16/2011) [-]
nastier than fingering your sister only to find your fathers wedding ring?
#41 to #36 - Wisecrusader (02/16/2011) [-]
yeah you put that finger down
User avatar #60 to #30 - xishnik (02/16/2011) [-]
Filthier then hitlers K/D ratio?
User avatar #14 - charleywurz (02/16/2011) [-]
WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!!! TOBY!!!!!
User avatar #33 to #14 - RecoveringJunkie (02/16/2011) [-]
Roots? Good movie.
User avatar #39 to #14 - Pokekid (02/16/2011) [-]
KUNTA *ARRRGH* KINTE!
User avatar #15 to #14 - kaosminett (02/16/2011) [-]
Good movie/book
User avatar #16 to #15 - charleywurz (02/16/2011) [-]
TRUE
#18 to #14 - srskate (02/16/2011) [-]
Tobi, with an i, and a little accent over the i so you know its (long/short, i forget)
I SAID, WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Honey you keep that up its whatever you want it to be
User avatar #20 to #18 - charleywurz (02/16/2011) [-]
i....i......love you. please have awkward love affairs with me
User avatar #243 to #18 - smileyfaceman (02/16/2011) [-]
it's long.
User avatar #249 to #243 - srskate (02/17/2011) [-]
thanks =D
#4 - seshomaru (02/15/2011) [-]
why not wish not to get lashed?
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#202 - Indubidubly (02/16/2011) [-]
you sly mother 			******
you sly mother ******
User avatar #212 to #202 - thatarmyguy (02/16/2011) [-]
what is this from?
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#228 to #223 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
generation kill. retard
User avatar #229 to #228 - yournewdad (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh yeah, sorry :P I always mix those up x)
User avatar #225 to #223 - thatarmyguy (02/16/2011) [-]
hey thanks!
#3 - swimmingprodigy (02/15/2011) [-]
Break a pillow. With a whip. **** logic
#11 to #3 - Xeivous (02/16/2011) [-]
tore through the pillow is what the joke means.
#132 - staticstork ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
#140 - schmitty (02/16/2011) [-]
n00bz
#117 - darklordwaffle (02/16/2011) [-]
I wish not to be whipped.
I wish not to be whipped.
User avatar #211 - rockerrocksixty ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
but the ****** breaks at 75 lashings and the american gets 25 for being racist.
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